Big Ass Card

[shehateme]

Could anyone explain the BigAssCard to me, and how do I get one?

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[ChickenHawk]

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[IrishAlkey]

Manhatten clam chowder...

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[furie]

get in your way back machine and set it for 2002


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[Patches]

I'll sell you mine for 50 bucks...and YOUR SOUL!

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[IrishAlkey]

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

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This message was edited by BrianTheBailBondsman on 4-16-04 @ 2:11 PM

[shehateme]

you know what, i'm just going to assign myself a random number and get a "hooah" whenever i call in...BIGASSCARD # 93742 (hooah!)

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[Hottub]

Ron has the Master list right next to him in the studio. If you try and give a fake number, you egt nothing.

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punk bitches better recognize

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[Cigar Sid]

I got mine from a Mister Rory Hamptons, begin your search there.

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[ChickenHawk]

#19315 checking in.

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[Legolas]

when i first started listening to the show i thought people were saying there zip codes so.......big ass #07108

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[Duke]

7110 check in


whooooo ha

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[Melrapuo]

Big A.S.S. Card Holder #26512 all up in this bitch

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[SatCam]

Ron has the Master list right next to him in the studio. If you try and give a fake number, you egt nothing.

AND they immidiotly ban you from the show and call up the police to report fraud.

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[JPMNICK]

Manhatten clam chowder...



Is that the red or the white?

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[yarpwizard]

18362 hoah!!!!!....I finally got mine from the fabulous Al Dukes....took over 6 months

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[RF Godfather]

Big Ass Card Holder Number #1216! Wooo-Hah!

I still have two myself and the third went to a friend of someone on this board way back in a board function in 2002. The girl was cute btw.

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[jocefus]

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[East Side Dave]

1879 ah-hoo-ah!! paol-o, how's ya wife?

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[TheMojoPin]

The girl was cute btw.

"SHE SAYS I'M CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!"

B.A.C #1814 here.

I had one in the late hundreds for less than a week until I destroyed it breaking into my own house. Then, about three weeks later, a second one mysteriously showed up without me having requested it.

God bless that Al Dukes! He's a magical fairy!

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[JerseyJokes]

#569 in da hizzy! <cough> excuse me sorry something was stuck in my throat...

#569 here...

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[Patches]

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[Def Dave in SC]

16290 checkin in!



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[SatCam]

I had one in the late hundreds for less than a week until I destroyed it breaking into my own house. Then, about three weeks later, a second one mysteriously showed up without me having requested it.

Were you the one that used the card to open up the lock on their house door? I remember that thread, vaugly... from my early days at rf.net

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[TheMojoPin]

That was all Mojo, baby!

The tragedy was the door chewed up the card and snapped it in half without opening up, so I ended up just having to kick the damn thing in.

Thankfully, the wonderous wizardry of Al Dukes saved the day...

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[reeshy]

I forgot what happened to my BA card until a few weeks ago. I was looking for a receipt in my wallet when I was returning something to a store. The friggin' card decided to show up at that precise moment and fell out of my wallet onto the cashier's counter. She was staring at it and I said something to the effect that it was a life-time membership card to a gay literary club. My girlfriend punched me in the arm and then we went home....The end!!

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[TheMojoPin]

Did she hit you some more when you got home?

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[reeshy]

Did she hit you some more when you got home?


Yea...she's good that way...she knows how to "punish" me!!!!

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[okterrificsk]

i signed up for a big ass card 4 times and al dukes never sent me one. and im still mad about that.

[dotsncoms]

22857 hooah!hooah!hooah! mine was sent to me in cleveland ohio.

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[armymad]

i have to go and look mine up now just to see what number mine was

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[Radioguy]

Yup, still have it. BAC #278

I think I still have those O&A phone cards too.... :8o:

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