Ouch! That's Gotta Hurt...

[ChickenHawk]

A pair of scissors were left inside this lady's chest... for MONTHS!

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And I thought Taco Bell gave me bad heartburn. (http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/wire/sns-ap-australia-scissors,0,5402213,print.story?coll=sns-ap-nationworld-headlines)

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HORDE KING FOREVER!!! ORACLE NEVER!!!
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[Furtherman]

Did her nose lighting up and buzzing give it away?

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...with thanks to JustJon

[Wormwood]

thats why you dont run with them my friend.

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[reeshy]

How can you tell it's a lady's chest.....I don't see nothin'!!!!!!

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