IT'S A WOMAN!!!!!!!

[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

It's official. Let me tell you all the story. That girl calls up the kids yesterday morning. She told me she would like me to come over and I hear her baby crying in the background. I felt kind of good to hear that the baby would be over there. So I get over there about a hour later. She opens up the door and she has her son in her arms and invites me and sit on the couch and then she starts feeding him with her breast. I think to myself,' this is great, trannies don't make breast milk'. I just started grinning and smiling like an idiot. So the baby falls asleep and she puts him in the crib. So we started talking and shit and she says lets watch some tv in the bed room. I'm like cool. So when we're sitting in the bedroom I tell her I want to see something this time. She's playing it shy though. So I came up with an idea. I could tell she was insecure about her bodyb/c she just had a baby. I told her I was going to go into the bathroom to take a leak and wash my hands. I told her in the mean while she should take off her jeans and go under the covers. So I come out the bathroom and she's under the covers and I see her jeans at the foot of the bed. So I sit down next to her and put my hands under the sheet and I start working my hands up from her knees. I finally get there I put my hand up between her legs and.....VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!. So after that it was on. I felt so silly for thinking that she was a man. I guess the big feet and big hands made me paranoid. Well that's the story folks. Enjoyed all of your comments I thought some were funny.

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I'm babysitting my niece this weekend. you want to come over and watch some TV in the bedroom? Don't worry, I can make milk too.

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[mdr55]

So when you ditch her in the future you'll use the excuse: "I could never get past her having Big Feet and Big Hands, what would all my friends say?"

"It's not you, it's the fact that you have big feet and hands. I don't think I could ever handle it. Besides you got a kid and I'm not ready to be a daddy yet. Hope you understand." ;)

[reeshy]

So the surgery was a success?????

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[serVice]

I finally get there I put my hand up between her legs and.....VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, theres always next time.

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[sr71blackbird]

I'm aroused right now for some reason.

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[Jennitalia]

You're still a fag

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[Tall_James]

Obviously you're not familiar with the tuck rule.


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[NITRON]

I'm happy for you. Nothing is as certain as once was.

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How charge with punishments the scroll
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[Wormwood]

The prospect of fornicating with someone that could be mistaken for a man doesn't sound to appealing to me, maybe I'm old fashioned but I like my vaginas to have 100% undisputed woman around them.

Kudos to you though, glad everything worked out


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[Jack_Doff]

So you hooked up with a chick that you thought was a guy? Does that make it that much better than if it actually was one? I guess there is no accounting for tastes.

Also, shouldn't this be a continuation of the other thread?

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[Hosp]

Okay, she's not a guy. She's just some cheap whore who would fuck a guy she just met while her baby sleeps in the other room.

Congratulations.

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[Patches]

Obviously you're not familiar with the tuck rule.


PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!

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[Tall_James]

Okay, she's not a guy. She's just some cheap whore who would fuck a guy she just met while her baby sleeps in the other room.


Hosp - you have summed it up perfectly. Well said.


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[Iamnotatool]

Not only is she a man, she is a cheap man-whore, with man hands and man feet. And you know what? I bet you STILL didn't fuck her, not because you didn't want to, but because you are full of shit.


I am so not buying this story. I'm not sure why, but it reeks of bullshit, but maybe it's only man-ass.


Rocky, you sir, are very very GAY!

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[IrishAlkey]

Tell her I said she's a vile whore.

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[Hosp]

You could put it in a mother's day card.

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[Freakshow]

Isn't there already a thread about this transexual woman?
Lock 'er up.

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[Hosp]

Freakshow, as some friendly advice, never tell the mods what to do, it would usually end up in an unfortunate status for you.

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[Freakshow]

I just want to play locky.

It's been a while and I'm suffering withdrawl.


edit: well played, mojo. You win again.
There will be no locky today.


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[Hottub]

I'll find out if she is a female by having her take off her clothes and when i verify that I am going to smash that vagina.


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[Hosp]

But these are 2 totally different threads.

The first thread was for everyone to goof on Rock Out for wanting to have sex with a transexual.

This thread is for everyone to goof on Rock Out for banging a jizz bag whore who he was surprised to find a vagina on.

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[Jennitalia]

Surprised, yet disappointed to find a vagina.

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[Hosp]

I mean, just look at the title of this thread:



IT'S A WOMAN!!!!!!!

And look at when he discovers the pink taco:

finally get there I put my hand up between her legs and.....VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!.


I can see the shock and anger, especialy with all of the exclamation points.

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[reeshy]

I finally get there I put my hand up between her legs and.....VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!. So after that it was on.


I'll bet a dollar to a donut that if you had encountered......PENIS!!!!!!!!!!....it would have been on too!!!!

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[Katylina]

finally get there I put my hand up between her legs and.....VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!.


I am SO SO sorry. You must be very disappointed. Don't worry-- I'm sure we'll find a nice hard cock for you to play with!
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I still think someone's sitting on a secret!


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[Iamnotatool]

someone's sitting on a secret!


Is that what you call a cock?

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[ADF]

She sounds like a classy broad and a great mother. I think you have marriage material.

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[reeshy]

Do you both remember to put down the toilet seat????

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[Iamnotatool]

Who has the bigger cock?

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[Jennitalia]

I'm sure they both have teeny weenies

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[Yerdaddy]

Does it hurt to sit down?

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[jeffdwright2001]

Will they always have to watch an hour of TV everytime they want to get it on. And what exactly do they watch? Reruns of Bossom Buddies?

[SatCam]

I once had an imaginary friend, too.

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[Iamnotatool]

Did your imaginary friend have a cock too?

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[SatCam]

yes, but he didnt show it to me.

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[Reephdweller]

Do you both remember to put down the toilet seat????



Why would they make fun of the toilet seat?

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

gee, you guys aren't holding anything back with me

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[Yerdaddy]

We're going balls out because we thought you liked it that way.

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[reeshy]

Yea, don't be a dick about it....whoops, sorry...that's "her" job!!!!!

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[Iamnotatool]

gee, you guys aren't holding anything back with me


You know you like it when guys don't hold anything back.

How does is it feel to sit down after having a he/she use your ass like a cum dumpster?

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[sleepyeyed_Jynx]

So tell me, who pitched first. Or were you the only one on the receiving end?

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[Iamnotatool]

Lays awake at night wondering about other people's mysterious genitals


This mod-quote is wrong! We know he could care less about the type of genitalia he is dealing with. I think RockOut's theory is, the more genitalia, the better.


Gross.



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You two look fabulous together! Best of luck to you.

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

Gee, Tool how about your mod quote?

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[Jennitalia]

Why, does his mod quote make you hard?
Don't turn this around on Tool. He's not the fag.

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[Iamnotatool]

Right, thanks Jen

My mod quote should have been "I love Ed's ANIMATED gaping anus" anyway. You he/she lover.

Why have we gotten no updates on your bitch with the Adam's Apple???

Don't tell me you are embarassed!

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

There is nothing more to update, I smashed then I dashed. I'm not looking for a girlfriend.

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[Jennitalia]

There is nothing more to update,

Do you really think we care about your life?


I'm not looking for a girlfriend.



We know; you're all about the cock.

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[reeshy]

HOW 'BOUT THIS ONE?????

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