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Reephdweller
05-02-2004, 02:08 PM
I hate it when I'm driving and some jackass in front of me will be approaching a traffic light that is green. They'll just start slowing down as if the lights were turning red. Causing everyone else to slow down...FOR NO REASON! Plus they always tend to do it at LONG ass lights.

It's this sort of thing, as well as folks at EZ Pass lanes that are 25mph or faster who will actually come to a complete stop. And they'll do it in front of about 6 huge signs that say DO NOT STOP.

Maybe it's just me, but I actually enjoy getting from one place to another as quickly as possible.

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FUNKMAN
05-02-2004, 02:16 PM
It bugs me a little when people throw their 35 cents in the Parkway toll basket and wait for the green light before they get going. I don't believe they use cameras in them particular lanes or at least i never heard of anyone getting anything in the mail for not paying the 35 cents. Plus, you know you threw 35 cents in, just get on your way...

In your example it seems to me some people are 'anticipating' the light turning amber and red and are a bit paranoid about getting a ticket by a policeman who will tell you the light was red when you felt it was at least amber...

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Mike Teacher
05-02-2004, 05:46 PM
I hate it when I'm driving and some jackass in front of me will be approaching a traffic light that is green.


Dude, sorry, but when I drive stoned, it just sort happens, ya know?

And so what if I go down I-95 at 34MPH once in a while it's just a little Shibby! WooHOOO.

Seiously; I've been that guy. Mea Culpa.

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East Side Dave
05-02-2004, 07:23 PM
I hate driving behind "oldies" (that's what I call old people. i thought it was very clever. one day i was just sitting there thinking, "what could I call old people?" and I thought, "i know! oldies!" and it all really just ran from there. "oldies: the book" is seventeen on NY Times bestseller list and i'm in negotiations with Dreamworks right now for the movie [hopefully Conrad Baine will play Oldie #8] well, that's all for now! bye!)

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AngelAmy
05-03-2004, 06:46 AM
i hate when people treay yield signs as stop signs. sometimes there is a whole other lane that gives them pleanty of room to merge and they just stop and wait for the roadt to be clear, don't fucking do that!!! on the way home from work i have to merge on to rt 1 and the other night there was no one coming and the person in front of me stopped, waited, inched up a lil, and stoped again.....WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! first of all thats dangerous, second of all its just fucking frustrating.

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jeffdwright2001
05-03-2004, 06:56 AM
I'm disgusted even more by people who treat yield sings as non-existant. They turn or merge into the lane with complete disregard for the fact THAT THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO YIELD TO ONCOMING TRAFFIC.

I also hate people who cheat by going in to the turn only lanes (of if on the highway they drive in the exit lane or burm) to speed by traffic and then suddenly try to merge back into the lane I'm in. If they want in front of me, they'd better be willing to rub paint cause my car is older and I'll be damned if you are going to play fast and loose with the rules of the road you arrogant bastard. I wish I had a remote control that would inflate your airbags whenever you try to pull that shit on me.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
05-03-2004, 07:02 AM
I hate people who swing as far left as they can while making a right turn.

They should all pound salt.

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jeffdwright2001
05-03-2004, 07:11 AM
I hate people who swing as far left as they can while making a right turn.

They should all pound salt.
Yes, and I have the mirror complaint of that for those fools who are turning from the inside lane but feel they need to swing out to my turn lane. And then they act like there's nothing wrong with it! I wish I had spikes coming out of my wheels so I could slash their tires when they get too close!!

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
05-03-2004, 07:45 AM
I like the cut of Jeff's gib.

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