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Tenbatsuzen
05-08-2004, 09:41 AM
My brain fires about 80,000 ideas at a time. I've actually been chatised and praised at the same time at my job because of my ideas.

However, I love porn. And because of this, I got an idea for an adult website.

There's a million niches. Blondes, brunettes, grannies, trannies, fatties, real boobs, blacks, pregos, etc.

My idea?

Cross Extreme Makeover/The Swan into the porno world... and call up "Upgradegirls.com".

Yup. Hot girls, upgraded.

I'm going to hell, but I just wanted to share.



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ChickenHawk
05-08-2004, 10:28 AM
I don't understand.


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SatCam
05-08-2004, 10:57 AM
Will I have to pay for it and will there be a free tour?

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JPMNICK
05-08-2004, 11:03 AM
wouldn't that be a lot of plot with not so much action.

I have a better idea. Start off with a hot chick and watch her get banged. I call it
"regular porn"

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mikeyboy
05-08-2004, 11:14 AM
You're not getting my credit card number with that. That's for sure.

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Bill From Yorktown
05-08-2004, 12:22 PM
My brain fires about 80,000 ideas at a time. I've actually been chatised and praised at the same time at my job because of my ideas.

However, I love porn. And because of this, I got an idea for an adult website.

There's a million niches. Blondes, brunettes, grannies, trannies, fatties, real boobs, blacks, pregos, etc.

My idea?

Cross Extreme Makeover/The Swan into the porno world... and call up "Upgradegirls.com".

Yup. Hot girls, upgraded.

I'm going to hell, but I just wanted to share.



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they have that now - they do it with plastic surgery and airbrushing - they call it playboy and penhouse

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FUNKMAN
05-08-2004, 12:59 PM
i have a hard enough time upgrading my PC

get it? hard enough

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PanterA
05-09-2004, 12:05 AM
are they naked?

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Tenbatsuzen
05-09-2004, 06:33 AM
OK, maybe I should go into detail about my site idea.

I don't like "amateurs". I like the glossy look that porn stars have.

What my site would entail is taking "amateurs" and doing photoshoots with them before the "upgrade".

Then do another photoshoot post-upgrade.

And Pants, it's an "adult" website. What do you think?



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NewYorkDragons80
05-09-2004, 07:34 AM
My idea?

Cross Extreme Makeover/The Swan into the porno world... and call up "Upgradegirls.com".
Wow. The Swan was such a great idea and now you've gone and somehow improved on what I first believed to be a flawless idea. I am afraid to call this idea flawless because you still haven't gone into details yet. Maybe when you do go into details, I will be impressed even more, if that's possible. I salute you, Emmet Brown of smut.

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TheMojoPin
05-09-2004, 08:16 AM
And Pants, it's an "adult" website. What do you think?

That they all do taxes, drink three-martini lunches and can stay up late to watch TV?

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blakjeezis
05-09-2004, 08:39 AM
will there be a free tour


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hyperspace
05-09-2004, 01:34 PM
i wanted to open a domination/s&m club with a free buffet and salad bar.