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Finally some proper protocol for a booty call (http://www.datingfun.com/guides/etiquette/agreement.asp)
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Jennitalia
05-13-2004, 05:39 AM
Maybe that's why Jerry & Elaine's arrangement didn't work out...they only had two rules:
1. No phone calls the next day
2. Spending the night - optional
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Tall_James
05-13-2004, 05:45 AM
I don't think that document will stand up in a court of law.
It doesn't comply with the Penal Code.
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Heavy
05-13-2004, 07:07 AM
Gwen.....welcome.
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Jack_Doff
05-13-2004, 07:29 AM
Do you need a notary public to watch the signing and/or the actual act afterwards?
Justice4all
05-13-2004, 12:02 PM
Classic
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Jennitalia
05-13-2004, 12:05 PM
It doesn't comply with the Penal Code.
Heh heh...you said penal!
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It doesn't comply with the Penal Code.
Heh heh...you said penal!
Its still beavis & butthead day?
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05-15-2004, 03:18 AM
Ha, very nice Gwen.
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keithy_19
05-15-2004, 02:04 PM
So now all I need to do is find a girl...
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saveopieanthony.net
05-26-2004, 09:44 AM
anyone girls want to sign such an agreement? i usually sign your restraning order ladies....the least you can do is sign something for me.
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bigbaldirish
05-26-2004, 05:50 PM
So now all I need to do is find a girl...
or a divorced woman, or a woman who means nothing to you, or a married woman, or a slut, or a fat ugly girl.
booty call- don't matter what the booty call looks like or is, as long as it's booty and you call and it comes.
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