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Tenbatsuzen
05-19-2004, 04:41 PM
<a href="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=314&item=4151729596">Click here.</a>

I hate myself and I'm a miserable bastard.




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furie
05-19-2004, 04:42 PM
and they keyword you used was...?


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This message was edited by furie on 5-27-04 @ 7:55 PM

JustJon
05-19-2004, 04:43 PM
"big titted woman"

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furie
05-19-2004, 04:45 PM
what about this little number? (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=63868&item=4151436301)


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This message was edited by furie on 5-27-04 @ 7:55 PM

Tenbatsuzen
05-19-2004, 04:45 PM
I really hate the ending tagline... "Brand new and waiting for you".

Oh wait, she's talking about the SHIRT.



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ChickenHawk
05-19-2004, 04:46 PM
I'll buy THAT for a dollar!


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Tenbatsuzen
05-19-2004, 04:46 PM
"big titted woman"



Don't make you a bad person.



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Tenbatsuzen
05-19-2004, 04:49 PM
Anyone want to take bets on how soon Monsterone or Reefy incorporates those pics into their sig?



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furie
05-19-2004, 04:51 PM
reefy in 2 days.

anyone?

anyone?


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Hottub
05-19-2004, 04:52 PM
œ9.34

How much is that in euros?

Ten, find a hobby, Dude!

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ChickenHawk
05-19-2004, 04:56 PM
This just in!

The face of the seller REVEALED:

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Tenbatsuzen
05-19-2004, 05:03 PM
This just in!

The face of the seller REVEALED:



Chickenhawk, I can't buy that girl who will put that much saline into her chest will not recognize that she needs some work on her face if she's fugly.

** looks at Mistress Rhiannon from O&A **

OK, that's the exception to the rule.



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furie
05-19-2004, 05:03 PM
How much is that in euros?


about 15 euro's


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This message was edited by furie on 5-27-04 @ 7:57 PM

Reephdweller
05-19-2004, 05:16 PM
Anyone want to take bets on how soon Monsterone or Reefy incorporates those pics into their sig?



Hmmmmm tits...............

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Reephdweller
05-19-2004, 05:22 PM
http://www.osirusonline.com/reefdw24.jpg

*ahem*

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
05-19-2004, 05:28 PM
Does anyone like *real* breasts anymore?



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Reephdweller
05-19-2004, 05:31 PM
Does anyone like *real* breasts anymore?


I love all breasts.














on women that is.

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furie
05-19-2004, 05:32 PM
.

This message was edited by furie on 5-19-04 @ 9:35 PM

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
05-19-2004, 05:35 PM
Ok I get it.







BTW











38C.

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Tenbatsuzen
05-19-2004, 05:42 PM
Does anyone like *real* breasts anymore?



Do you even READ my blog? :)



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JustJon
05-19-2004, 06:11 PM
Do you even READ my blog? :)

Does anyone? :p

And why do you have to look at ebay.co.uk to look at something that's being sold in Hollywood, CA?

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schmega
05-19-2004, 06:15 PM
Does anyone like *real* breasts anymore?

yes please.

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canofsoup15
05-19-2004, 06:15 PM
Jackpot! (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=63868&item=4151730495)

Is finding batch material on Ebay any worse than finding batch material on a normal porno site? HELL NO!

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Jennitalia
05-19-2004, 06:17 PM
mine are real, and they're spectacular!

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
05-19-2004, 06:46 PM
This thread makes me realize how simple a man's mind is.

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Reephdweller
05-19-2004, 06:52 PM
This thread makes me realize how simple a man's mind is.




(o)(o)

I'm sorry, what did you say?

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canofsoup15
05-19-2004, 06:54 PM
(o)(o)


HOT! Now that is what I call batch material.

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fluffernutter
05-19-2004, 06:56 PM
I LOVE feedback!

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Mike Teacher
05-19-2004, 07:01 PM
right now my dick is harder then Chinese Calculus

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SuperClerk
05-19-2004, 07:16 PM
HOT! (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=11629&item=3912974209&rd=1)

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Jennitalia
05-19-2004, 07:20 PM
you guys all need to get laid. Seriously

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SuperClerk
05-19-2004, 07:27 PM
Hey, I get some pretty regularly from my wife. :8|:

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Tenbatsuzen
05-19-2004, 07:38 PM
The New Math:

Boobs = Good

Boobs + Salt Water = more gooder

Boobs + Salt Water + Some Jerkweed Whining about how fake tits suck = My size 14 up his ass.



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FUNKMAN
05-19-2004, 07:41 PM
the veins almost make them look like soccer balls...

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Freakshow
05-20-2004, 04:59 AM
Harris: SanDeE*, your... your breasts feel weird.
SanDeE*: Oh, that's 'cause they're real.




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jeffdwright2001
05-20-2004, 05:37 AM
Ok I get it.

BTW

38C.
You've got my attention. I applaud you.

Furtherman
05-20-2004, 06:44 AM
Click on a picture to enlarge


My monitor just broke.

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wilee
05-20-2004, 06:51 AM
Click on a picture to enlarge


My monitor just broke.


We've reached the top of the comedy pyramid.

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Hoojibs
05-20-2004, 07:32 AM
Hooters, hooters, yum yum yum.

Hooters, hooters on a girl's that's dumb.


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A.J.
05-20-2004, 01:52 PM
Does anyone like *real* breasts anymore?


I'll take two please.

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Hottub
05-20-2004, 02:13 PM
Current bid: $25.00

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WindowSill
05-20-2004, 02:17 PM
For what? The girl? Or the silicone pads?

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WindowSill
05-20-2004, 02:23 PM
Ugh I wasted my 500th on that...I shouldve just punched out when Furtherman made the monitor broken joke...I SUCK!!!

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CaptClown
05-20-2004, 04:56 PM
This thread makes me realize how simple a man's mind is.

We never claimed to be complex.

Chickenhawk, I can't buy that girl who will put that much saline into her chest will not recognize that she needs some work on her face if she's fugly.
The chest draws the eyes and entrances the mind. Her face would probably have been forgetable anyway.

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Cybersoldier
05-20-2004, 05:22 PM
you guys all need to get laid. Seriously



Now you notice lol

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