whore or not a whore

[monsterone]

some i'm out with my buddy last night and i notice this fine ass waitress. so our eyes meet a few times, ok. and here's the progression:

i'm walking to the bar to get a beer, she indroduces herself. i got out for a smoke, she's outside already, we chat for a moment.

she gets off her shift and pulls up a seat at our table. then she buys us a round. my buddy goes and gets pizza and she suggests we go to the bar.

she buys me another round and we do shots(first time i tried sangrita-fucking awesome). i say i have to go, so does she. i throw her a hug and start walking to my buddy's car. she stops me and gives me her number.

want do ya think?

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[ChickenHawk]

"She was a hoo-ah."













Actually, I don't know... I just wanted to say that.

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[Katylina]

Maybe she thought you were really hot. I don't think that makes her a whore.

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[stickyfingers]

Wow man, you just met a girl that took an interest in you....don't screw it up by thinking too much.



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[furie]

this sounds like a Hooters encounter


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[East Side Dave]

She sounds nice. Like, she's nice and from a nice family and all and, well, I think you know where we're heading with this, Monster!!!

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[BoondockSaint]

Maybe she just wants a sig pic.

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[FUNKMAN]

If you liked her then call her and go out. Some woman have no problem with being more forward than others. It doesn't make them slutty

If a woman is single we need to get past this 'double standard' where if a woman sleeps with alot of men she's a whore but a guy who sleeps with alot of woman is a stud...

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[Cybersoldier]

some i'm out with my buddy last night and i notice this fine ass waitress. so our eyes meet a few times, ok. and here's the progression:

i'm walking to the bar to get a beer, she indroduces herself. i got out for a smoke, she's outside already, we chat for a moment.

she gets off her shift and pulls up a seat at our table. then she buys us a round. my buddy goes and gets pizza and she suggests we go to the bar.

she buys me another round and we do shots(first time i tried sangrita-fucking awesome). i say i have to go, so does she. i throw her a hug and start walking to my buddy's car. she stops me and gives me her number.

want do ya think?





Why are you even wondering, she seems to like you go for it. Don't over analyze it.

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[reeshy]

if a woman sleeps with alot of men she's a whore but a guy who sleeps with alot of woman is a stud...


I once went out with a woman who was a stud!!!!

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[Katylina]

I hope this doesn't halt our riding adventure.

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[ChickenHawk]

"Stud" is just the masculine equivalent of "Slut". Look, they're even spelled similarly.

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[jocefus]

not a whore if she gave u her number... maybe a whore if she let u give her anal before she gave u the number

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[JustJon]

just ask how much to go around the world

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[KERMIT]

See this is why guys get a raw deal. It is because we know what we want and when we get it we question it. Don't most guys always say that we wish girls would stop playing games and just be honest. We say if you like me say it. If you don't say it. But you wanna know why girls do not do it? It is because of shit like this. She is afraid of the guy thinking exactly what you are thinking Monster. That she is a slut. Just be happy you found a girl that was cool enough to not play games and go for what she wants. Just go out with her talk to her then judge if she is a slut or not. Maybe if we did that more. Then girls would not feel the need to go through all the shit just to show they like a guy without lookin sluty. excuse my grammer i know i suck at it so shut the fuck up tool.

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[schmega]

i fail to see the problem here. just double-bag it to be safe and you're good to go.

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[Katylina]

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[ADF]

So she left with your buddy but gave you her number on the sly? I'm confused.

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[monsterone]

So she left with your buddy but gave you her number on the sly? I'm confused.



my buddy went to get pizza down the block and called me to meet him at the car. she had to get up early so we left tegether. i gave her a hug and she was like, hold on i want to give you my number.




I hope this doesn't halt our riding adventure.


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you want in on some of this action??? you got it girl.


and this is all a lil sociology experiment of mind. now from my experience as a bartender, if a guy buys you a drink, it's to get you to like him - alcohol does a good job of doing that.

as a bar patron, i've never bought a stranger a drink. there's always a motive when buying drinks.

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<font color="blue" size="1"> i see all these niggas in these videos and i wonder, if they're individually pussy and their safety is in numbers </font>


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[JPMNICK]

I doubt she is a whore. She saw you, thought you were peachy keen, and gave you her number. Now you must call her, take her out and throw her a nice banging. Then see where it goes from there. She may be a nice girl. If she turns out to be a bitch, who cares, hopefully by then you would have gotten more free drinks and sex. What more can you ask for?

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[TheMojoPin]

So only would have been a "hoooo-ah" if she had written out her number on her tongue with your baby batter.

Go for it!

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You don't deserve this story.



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[monsterone]

You don't deserve this story.



i'm trying to prove a point 'mo.

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<font color="blue" size="1"> i see all these niggas in these videos and i wonder, if they're individually pussy and their safety is in numbers </font>


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[jeffdwright2001]

You should snag any woman who isn't creeped out by your dark empty eyesockets.

[Arienette]

i was sure that the story was going to end with her saying she also had to leave, following you out into the parking lot, and giving you a blow job while you leaned against the dumpster behind the bar. giving you her number is not whoreish.

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[Tall_James]

i was sure that the story was going to end with her saying she also had to leave, following you out into the parking lot, and giving you a blow job while you leaned against the dumpster behind the bar. giving you her number is not whoreish.

Dumpster blowjobs rule!


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[TheMojoPin]

Only if you have a black manservant named "Jerome" to toss her INTO the dumpster after it's all over!

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[JustJon]

You trying to say monsterone is a smooth pimp who loves the ladies?

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[TheMojoPin]

I'm saying I will serve that man a steak onstage and then hold up a mirror so he can see how goddamn good he looks while eating it!

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[Freakshow]

Seems like the consensus is that she is not a whore.

Maybe you'll have better luck next time, M1.



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[Justice4all]

I say you are one lucky mutha...call her...what have you got to lose.
Oh yes...not a whore...a whore would have banged your friend in the bathroom THEN gotten your number

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[West Side Claire]

she gets off her shift and pulls up a seat at our table.


You mean she just up and took off her shirt right there in public?
My, my....she is a whore after all!

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[Hottub]

She's a bitch. That's right, she's a little bitch. and I bet she'd like to suck it...




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[sr71blackbird]

Did she have big hands and feet????

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Hey Monsterone, her name wasn`t Libby was it?


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Notta woore

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[newport king]

she sounds like a nice girl. i bet she comes from a nice family.

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You found a confident woman. What can be sexier than that?