When President's Fall

[Reephdweller]

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Bush was on the 16th mile of a 17-mile ride when he fell, Duffy said. He was riding with a military aide, members of the Secret Service and his personal physician, Dr. Richard Tubb.

"He had minor abrasions and scratches on his chin, upper lip, nose, right hand and both knees," Duffy said. "Dr. Tubb, who was with him, cleaned his scratches, said he was fine. The Secret Service offered to drive him back to the house. He declined and finished his ride."


Full story.... (http://apnews.myway.com/article/20040523/D82NV4T80.html)

Kerry told reporters in front of cameras, 'Did the training wheels fall off?'... Reporters are debating whether to treat it is as on or off the record... (http://www.drudgereport.com/)

This has to be the absolute most accident prone president ever.

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[HBox]

If there is ever a product released that is a combination pretzel/segway/bicycle, keep it away from this man at all costs.

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[FUNKMAN]

madone! that had to sting... if i didn't feel he fucked up so badly with Iraq i would have more sympathy for him... not that he gives a rats hiney what i think

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[ChickenHawk]

Just a dab of Neosporin on that and it'll be fine in a couple days.

Now if only he could solve all his problems with a little Neosporin...

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[WindowSill]

Kerry told reporters in front of cameras, 'Did the training wheels fall off?'... Reporters are debating whether to treat it is as on or off the record...


Im voting for him just cause he said that. Thats pretty good for a guy with less charisma in his body then most people have in their hand.

I especially loved this picture
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040522/capt.dcn10205221852.kerry_dcn102.jpg

Ride safe Mr. President

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[Doomstone]

"It's been raining a lot and the topsoil is loose," the spokesman said.


According to The Weather Channel (http://www.weather.com/activities/other/other/weather/yesterday.html?locid=USTX0307) it hasn't rained in Crawford in at least a week.

Is there anything these people won't lie about? Anything at all?

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[A.J.]

Better he fell off a bike than fell off the wagon.

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[furie]

And somewhere, Chevy Chase brushes up on his Bush impersonation and his prat falls



Kerry told reporters in front of cameras, 'Did the training wheels fall off?


Shouldn't that be 'Kerry asked reporters ...?


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This message was edited by furie on 5-27-04 @ 8:16 PM