I don't cum all the time

[Jennitalia]

I don't know what's with me. As much as I love sex, I don't always have an orgasm. I couldn't tell you the last time I came on bottom. Do any girls have this problem? And guys, does it bother you if you cant get your girlfriend/wife to cum?

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[Hottub]

My wife gets a little pissed if she doesn't cum, but my girlfriend is OK with it :eg:

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[Tall_James]

I always make sure she gets hers first.


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[walking joint]

I always make sure she gets hers first.


me to. mainly because i myself last about 30 seconds on a good night and there is no way she will be satisfied at that point. and once i'm done i lose the moment really fast.

[fiestygal]

i think guys may be more pissed if they don't cum - what an ego blower that is

What did the 5 fingers say to the face..

SLAP! I'm Rick James BITCH!

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[saveopieanthony.net]

I don't have a problem with it. Girls usually have to be unconscious for them to sleep with me.

Big Ass Card Holder 1230 (whoo--aaah)

"Ronnie...this guy Hank said "I'm going to kill you Fat girl" - Fez
"Really...that means he must know you" - Ron

[saveopieanthony.net]

I don't have a problem with it. Girls usually have to be unconscious for them to sleep with me.

Big Ass Card Holder 1230 (whoo--aaah)

"Ronnie...this guy Hank said "I'm going to kill you Fat girl" - Fez
"Really...that means he must know you" - Ron

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I do, more often than not.

I never was I was married... the opportunities were few and far between. :(

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[Furtherman]

I


This message was edited by Furtherman on 9-29-04 @ 2:20 PM

[saveopieanthony.net]

"Men and women is like chinese dinner...it ain't over until you both get your cookies..now get out of here."

-Alec Baldwin in "Outside Providence"
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"Ronnie...this guy Hank said "I'm going to kill you Fat girl" - Fez
"Really...that means he must know you" - Ron

[fluffernutter]

One thing that I always prided myself on WAS making her cum first. Like Tenacious D says, you really do have to F her gently. I usually can get her to cum when I am performing oral or within the first few positional acts during sex. The reverse cowgirl always seems to do the trick. Then after making her cum I can keep going on until I do and not really feel any guilt of me getting off and she doesn't.

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I HATE stand up comedy!

Dave Chappelle is a no talent hack.

[Jennitalia]

i dont mind it if i dont. I love what he does to me anyway. I just love getting him to cum over and over again.

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[fiestygal]

Jen by the way you are talking you dould write a friggin romance sex novel- so explicit yet so tantilizing........

What did the 5 fingers say to the face..

SLAP! I'm Rick James BITCH!

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THANX TENB

[JPMNICK]

Do you not have an orgasm at all, or just not from the sex part?

I do feel a little bad if the girl does not have an orgasm, but I do not let it ruin my good time. Sometimes it is just not meant to be. My current girlfriend has one about 95% of the time, so that is cool. The girl before her had never and still has never had one. I did not care about this one at all, because i knew it was not me.



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[reeshy]

The reverse cowgirl


What the hell is THAT????????????????

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[Jennitalia]

I do have orgasms. Just if a guy is on top of me, it's a little hard for me to cum that way. It's been a few years, actually. And I don't think I've ever had an orgasm while a guy was going down on me. I may have with a guy I dated in college, but usually, it just feels a little too sensitive or drives me crazy that I make him stop and fuck me. I have no patience sometimes.

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[blakjeezis]

Dirty, dirty, dirty.

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I'm Rick James, bitch!

[Mike Teacher]

So, do you have to ask:

Q: "Was it good for Me, too?"

[rimshot]

welcome to the world!

sex experts [masters and johnson/kinsey? one of them or both cant remember] knew a few things about female human sexuality but didnt know the depth of it until they started getting women to talk, and what they found was the vast, vast numbers of women who had never had either:

a] any orgasm whatsoever

b] an orgasm during intercourse

my experience; some chick cant come with a vaginal O, so you go for the Clitoral O. Same O? beats me, ask them, but more then one have said theres a big diff, and one can be a lot tougher then the other. I'm talking whats bein' stimulated here...

[dustin hoffman voice]

'...hey! watch it! im bein stimulated here! im bein stimulated here!...'

someone correct my errors above. I taught this stuff my very first teaching gig; my student teaching. But with my 9th graders, I never got this far...

[rimshot 2]


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[Doctor Manhattan]

The reverse cowgirl

What the hell is THAT????????????????

Google it for a graphic desciption. But imagine the position a cowgirl would be in while riding a horse, The man is the horse and the "cowgirl" is facing away from you.

This is one of my favorites because I love how a woman looks when in that position.

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[Jennitalia]

Like Tenacious D says, you really do have to F her gently.

i love a guy that can fuck me hard

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[blakjeezis]

As far as physiology is concerned, I've heard the interior of the vagina likened to the scrotum or base of the penis in terms of pleasure sensation. Like it feels good when it gets touched and it is arousing, but to produce an orgasm from solely stimkulating that one area takes some serious dedication and comittment.

My real feelings on the subject, however, are like Yogi Berra's on baseball, especially for women. "Half the game is 90% mental."

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If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!!
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I'm Rick James, bitch!

[Gwen]

i dont mind it if i dont. I love what he does to me anyway. I just love getting him to cum over and over again.


Jen: I'm the same way. I don't always finish, but its so hard to explain to a guy that you can still *REALLY* enjoy sex with out orgasming. For me it takes a REALLY long time to come if I'm with someone else. Usually a good 10 mins of oral and mulitiple positions will do the trick.

My guy is mostly confused by the fact that when "teasing the tookie" I can cum in under 5 minutes flat, but with him sometimes it can take the better pat of an hour, if at all. Its not *always* like that, but I'm glad to know its not just me. I don't think there is anything wrong with it, nor is it a reflection on our lovers, its just the way things are.

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[Gmann]

My mom always taught me if you're gonna do something do it right......




......although my dad always said she gave lousy head.

[Jack_Doff]

No the clit is real. It's the female orgasm that's the myth.

A lot of chicks don't mind not having an orgasm, which is such a foreign concept for those of us with penises to grasp. I know that if she's tense afterwards, I need to get back to work.

[JPMNICK]

My mom always taught me if you're gonna do something do it right......


Did she also let you practice on her?

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This message was edited by JPMNICK on 6-14-04 @ 12:20 PM

[Iamnotatool]

I don't cum all the time


That's cause Irish guys have small pricks. Ask Alkey

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[Hoojibs]

The clitoris!?! I did it!! I found the clitoris!!
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[blakjeezis]

for those of us with penises to grasp

What else would you do with it?

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If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!!
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I'm Rick James, bitch!

[fluffernutter]

Not safe for work.

I knew this would come in handy someday. (http://www.searchextreme.com/glossary.asp)

Not safe for work.

I giggled like a school kind after hearing Dice for the first time after I read some of those. It is also great how the movies give a derscription of each act that is done in the film.

http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=fluffernutter

I HATE stand up comedy!

Dave Chappelle is a no talent hack.

[Doctor Manhattan]

No the clit is real.

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And we do want to say to the people at home, the C.L.I.T is not something to be played with.

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This message was edited by SKW on 6-14-04 @ 1:18 PM

[Capt.DeathWish]

As a guy I sometimes have this same problem and there seems to be no way to explain to a girl that it's not their fault. I mean, it's common place for a girl not to finish, but for a guy not to seems bizarre, and they always take it personally.


Ever look at yourself naked in a
mirror and you just wanna fall on
a knife?

[blakjeezis]

Capt.DeathWish
Uh huh

As a guy I sometimes have this same problem . . . I mean, it's common place for a girl not to finish, but for a guy not to seems bizarre . . .
Hmmmmmmm

Ever . . . just wanna fall on
a knife?

I see

Well, everything seems to be coming into focus now. Things are starting to make sense.

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If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!!
<marquee><font color=red>INRI</font> White people are so scared of blakjeezis<font color=red> INRI</font></marquee>
I'm Rick James, bitch!

[reeshy]

it's common place for a girl not to finish, but for a guy not to seems bizarre


While doing the deed, maybe you should look at pictures of little boy heinie??????

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[Sheeplovr]

Dirty, dirty, dirty.


blakjeezis you THIEF

number 333 its the way to be
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[blakjeezis]

Actually, I'm a THEIF.

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If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!!
<marquee><font color=red>INRI</font> White people are so scared of blakjeezis<font color=red> INRI</font></marquee>
I'm Rick James, bitch!

[Capt.DeathWish]

it's common place for a girl not to finish, but for a guy not to seems bizarre


While doing the deed, maybe you should look at pictures of little boy heinie??????



Well, if fisting myself stops working maybe I'll give that a try.


Ever look at yourself naked in a
mirror and you just wanna fall on
a knife?

[Lumber]

Did you say Hard! I think I`m in love with Jenn...

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[Jennitalia]

Just because I can't cum at the drop of a hat doesnt mean I can't make my guy cum 5 times in one night.

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[blakjeezis]

That sounds like you're arguing with someone, Jenn. No on here, as far as I can see anyway, was disputing your abilities. Or were you just letting us all in on that little piece of info?

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If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!!
<marquee><font color=red>INRI</font> White people are so scared of blakjeezis<font color=red> INRI</font></marquee>
I'm Rick James, bitch!

[sr71blackbird]

I usually spend a great deal of time doing oral to get her worked up for it and then go at it reverse cowboy stance as previously described so that the clit rides against the underside of my cock. I like the view from that angle too and right before I launch my tadpoles have her spin around and face me while kissing each others throats.

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[Crippler]

My real feelings on the subject, however, are like Yogi Berra's on baseball, especially for women. "Half the game is 90% mental."
Well said, sir. I don't claim to be an expert on the subject, but what I can lend in the way of information is this: I've had one girlfriend who couldn't cum if I used a jackhammer on her. A few in the middle that were hit & miss, but weren't long term relationships, so you couldn't really get a "feel" for one another. And then there's my most recent ex- who could be brought to climax from so many positions/forms of stimulation/insertions that sometimes I felt like a golden god, & other times I just felt lucky that she wanted me in the room, because I was almost positive she didn't need me there.

What does all that mean? I have no idea...but best of luck to ya.

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I plead the FiF!

This message was edited by Crippler on 6-14-04 @ 9:10 PM

[walking joint]

other times I just felt lucky that she wanted me in the room, because I was almost positive she didn't need me there.


now that's funny shit

[monsterone]

Just because I can't cum at the drop of a hat doesnt mean I can't make my guy cum 5 times in one night.



i'm calling your bluff and i'm free friday.

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[JPMNICK]

i'm in for test subject #2.

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This message was edited by JPMNICK on 6-14-04 @ 11:10 PM

[JohnnyCash]

Im in for test subject #3.

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[silera]

I agree with you on almost everything Jenn. It's harder for me to cum with the guy on top too. Usually, once he's finished I'll just flip over and get myself off.

I prefer riding or from behind. It just seems to hit on the right place from there, and the harder the better.

I used to not like oral sex at all, and NEVER came from it. I'd just want to get banged and wasn't patient enough to finish. Then Alkey made me wait through it one time, and I wanted to die, then I tried to suffocate him with my vagina I came so well. Now, I really like it.

I say you try to kill Jon. I bet you'll cum.




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<font size="3" color="red">AND WHAT?</font></center><font color="FBF2F7">

[Jennitalia]

I know I can always count on Silera :)
But can I still kill Jon even though we're not together anymore, without using my vagina?

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[silera]

Vagina is my weapon of choice.

A splintered baseball bat could do the trick though.


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[Iamnotatool]

I've only come from strictly a blow job once. Once.

God I miss Cancun.


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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

This message was edited by Iamnotatool on 6-15-04 @ 10:28 AM

[JPMNICK]

I've only come from strictly a blow job once. Once.

God I miss Cancun.




He was that good?

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Thanks to Monsterone for my first sig.

[Jennitalia]

I've only come from strictly a blow job once. Once.

God I miss Cancun.



It was my pleasure, sweetie.

I know a couple of guys who say they can never come when a girl goes down on them. I'm fascinated by that. I don't get it.

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This message was edited by Jennitalia on 6-15-04 @ 10:35 AM

[Iamnotatool]

I'm still waiting for round 2.

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[JPMNICK]

I know a couple of guys who say they can never come when a girl goes down on them. I'm fascinated by that. I don't get it.




I had a friend like this, i never understood what his problem was. He kind of explained it as a mental thing, where he felt bad finishing by having the girl do that. i can not comprehend.


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[TheMojoPin]

Women come in the first place?

What's the point of THAT?

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1979 << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Iamnotatool]

Girl looking down in disgust at MOJO's small dink

"Who the fuck are you gonna please with that??"


MOJO

"ME!"



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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[TheMojoPin]

And that's the only way it's supposed to be.

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1979 << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Jennitalia]

leave mojo's teeny wennie alone. It's cute!

<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/Janice.jpg>

[TheMojoPin]

I call it, "finding Nemo!"

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1979 << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[jeffdwright2001]

I started calling mine "Juan Valdez" when I was a teenager, because he kept 'popping up' out of nowhere just like the guy in the commercials.

[TheMojoPin]

Or you just like your women tossed in a sack and thrown over a donkey.

Which comedian came up with that joke? I love it so much, and I've completely forgotten where I heard it...

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1979 << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Justice4all]

I know a couple of guys who say they can never come when a girl goes down on them. I'm fascinated by that. I don't get it.

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This message was edited by Jennitalia on 6-15-04 @ 10:35 AM

Well I know it is VERY hard (no pun intended) to get off when a woman is blowing me. I am not saying it did not happen but more often then not I would rather be doing it to her then she to me.

Now Jenn as far as your 'I can't cum' problem. It sounds like it is more physical then mental. Just the way some people's body contort it may be that you can get off all the time from being on top but being under the guy you might not be hitting that certain spot.
Not to say it is not mental either. Yes there are some people you could be with who, at the drop of a hat, would make you cum your brains out. It all depends on how well you both get along. But as far as the SHORTER termed relationships are concerned, I say you mix things up a bit and see if certain angles with you underneath can get you off a little better.
That is the best thing about sex, a little experimentation goes a LOOOOONG way!


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"At 16 I was masturbating in a sweat-sock"-Jay Mohr

[Jennitalia]

well, i think i know the reasons why i could never come in the past (we've discussed this before justice), and it had gotten to the point that it's mostly a mental thing. But that issue has resolved itself.

and i think another small contributor was the fact that for the last year or so I lived in an apartment underneath my grandparent's apartment. It's bad enough if your parents hear or see you having sex, but I think I'd be mortified if my Gramps heard my guy fucking his first grandchild like there was no tomorrow.

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[Mike Teacher]

Already in another thread but what the hell:

http://members.aol.com/miketeachr/anus

From the Amazon Link:


I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. Furthermore, he can make love three times in succession without drawing out.


three times... theres the book ya need.

Amazon Link (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0595094724/qid=1087503931/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/002-8373119-2280849?v=glance&s=books)

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[Jennitalia]

yeah, but his penis is probably all wrinkly. Yuck!

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[Arienette]

i never cum during intercourse, even though i enjoy it. but that's fine by me. i get my oral at some point, and i finish that way. everyone wins.

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[Iamnotatool]

Mojo would tell you that makes you old fat and impotent.

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[TheMojoPin]

Only if you are Tool and you apparently dont know how to always work your penis.

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1979 << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Arienette]

i am not a tool.

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[FUNKMAN]

Chloe

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[Justice4all]

well, i think i know the reasons why i could never come in the past (we've discussed this before justice), and it had gotten to the point that it's mostly a mental thing. But that issue has resolved itself.

and i think another small contributor was the fact that for the last year or so I lived in an apartment underneath my grandparent's apartment. It's bad enough if your parents hear or see you having sex, but I think I'd be mortified if my Gramps heard my guy fucking his first grandchild like there was no tomorrow.

<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/Janice.jpg>
Wel with this new place you will not have anything to worry about, looks like this theory is about to be put into practice. (and what fun the practice will be!)
enjoy!

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"At 16 I was masturbating in a sweat-sock"-Jay Mohr

[Iamnotatool]

Ari,

I'm pissing my pants. Awesome.

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Tenbatsuzen]

I know a couple of guys who say they can never come when a girl goes down on them. I'm fascinated by that. I don't get it.



ADD... apparently, Attention Deficit Disorder can screw up your sex drive that you can't get focused or relaxed enough to cum in certain fashions.





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This message was edited by Tenbatsuzen on 6-19-04 @ 4:35 PM

[TheMojoPin]

I'm pissing my pants.

Now he's got the bladder of an old man, too.

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1979 << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[fiestygal]

try hypnosis

What did the 5 fingers say to the face..

SLAP! I'm Rick James BITCH!

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THANX TENB

[Iamnotatool]

I used hypnosis to stop smoking. I still smoke a pack and a half a day. But according to Mojo, I can't cum, so maybe the hypnosis was set to the wrong ailment??

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[TheMojoPin]

It's a good thing you can't, since supposedly smoking fags makes your man-snot taste horrible.

Wow, that sentence is horrible on SO many levels.

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1979 << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 6-24-04 @ 5:51 PM

[Iamnotatool]

Funny, Alkey never complains about the taste of my man snot.

Of course, he is a smoker as well, and a whore.

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[Jennitalia]

im hoping to cum this weekend. wish me luck.


and for the record, i love the taste of man snot

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[Iamnotatool]

I think he was talking about my man snot in particular, you know Mojo, always talking about my jiz.

However, if you'd like, I'd be happy to whip you up a fresh batch of little-Tools and shoot them in your mouth so that you may form your own opinion.

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[Jennitalia]

Only if you promise to shoot some on my face as well

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[Iamnotatool]

Certainly, I'm an awful shot....

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[TheMojoPin]

I actually think "man snot" was the worst thing I've ever said, and I feel horrible about it.

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1979 << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Iamnotatool]

I agree. Kind of foul. I'll use that in the future, and credit my little cum-bucket, Mojo.

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[TheMojoPin]

Awww, gee-willickers.

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1979 << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Tenbatsuzen]

Mojo, if you prefer "man snot", that's fine.



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[fiestygal]

i think its ok if a guy doesnt cum- i dont think they should be made to feel degraded....

What did the 5 fingers say to the face..


SLAP! I'm Rick James BITCH!


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AIM- yelowrose1981

THANX TENB

[Lumber]

Only if you promise to shoot some on my face as well


I think I`m in love with Jenn...

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[Lumber]

Only if you promise to shoot some on my face as well

<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/Janice.jpg>I think I`m in love with Jenn...

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[BrownTown]

i think its ok if a guy doesnt cum


I can't imagine there are too many guys that would agree with that.

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[Lumber]

Yes...I think I`m in love

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[Jennitalia]

congratulate me. i can cum during oral now.

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[Lumber]

congratulate me. i can cum during oral now.

<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/Janice.jpg>Congrats Jenn... He`s a lucky bastard

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[jocefus]

congratulate me. i can cum during oral now.


he/she must have been writing the alphabet with his tongue

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Big ups to amy, aggie, satcam,adf and fluff for the sigs..

hey my man, what it look like

[Crippler]

he must have been writing the alphabet with his tongue
...and Jenn was yelling, "More T, more T!!"

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Let's get Sirius...
I plead the FiF!

[Jennitalia]

congratulate me. i can cum during oral now.


he/she must have been writing the alphabet with his tongue


a-z, z-a and back again!

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[jocefus]

a-z, z-a and back again!


it never fails..

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Big ups to amy, aggie, satcam,adf and fluff for the sigs..

hey my man, what it look like

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