I faked it.

[Iamnotatool]

When me and my 'friend w/ privlidges' were going at it last night, I faked an O.

1st time in my life, I faked it. We had been going at it for quite a while, and I had already finished twice. Usually, if not always, I like to splash off right on her, seeing the fruits of our hard work.

This time, I just was too tired to finish, I kind of sensed she was done, so I just pulled out and pretended to beat myself off onto the bed, where it was all wet from sweat anyway, no biggie. I ended up telling her later, because I'm retarted and honest, and she laughed. Said noone ever did that before...

I told her neither did I, but I felt like I had 2 options. Either let her get on top, and I would have fallen asleep (no good) or keep pumping and pumping, and surely keel over and die...


The good thing is that we have really good sex, she knows I dig her and I know the same about her, so it wasn't so bad. Though I imagine if that was your first go round w/ someone it might be uncomfy. I definately like to see the fruits of our hard work, especially on her chin ;)


Anyway....discuss if you'd like. Let the jokes begin. I'm curious if I'm alone on the faking deal.

And no, I doubt I would do it again (fake it) but if the situation called for it, I might.

[Jennitalia]

Sometimes it's like you just had enough already and want to get some sleep.

and yeah, you are retarded.

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[reeshy]

I am proud to say that I NEVER had to fake it once in my manly life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Jennitalia]

I know, but I still can't figure out how to post pics correctly. Thanks, Freak!

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[JPMNICK]

I have done this a few times, maybe 5 or so. Usually nights where I am drunk and it just seems like it is going on for way to long. She is finished and tired and only still going to get me off. So i usually pretend i finish and call it a night.

I have only done this with girls I have been with a few times before. It really is nto that hard to do. I have never told the girl about it after. I think they woudl feel like it was a let down or somethign was wrong with them.

From a guys perspective, a girl is not always going to finish. But for a girl, you know they guy is always going to get off. By faking it, i feel like they would think something is wrong with themselves.

Thats cool that when you told her she did not get upset. You will have to see what is is like next time you 2 get together.

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[Iamnotatool]

That part of it I'm not worried about. This girl and I have done everything from greek, 3somes, S+M, etc. She is quite the freak, and I might be too, and we actually got a good laugh about it. We are scheduled for a nooner today, so I'll check back in.

I've batched with her so often that she knows its not her fault.



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[Tall_James]

I've faked it. Sometimes you just want to go to sleep.


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[kevcala]

sometimes when im hammered, i just tell my girlfriend i'm probably not gonna have one. end of story. enough with the machismo guys.

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This message was edited by kevcala on 7-2-04 @ 3:42 PM

[Iamnotatool]

damn, now I'm horny, where's that thread....


sometimes when im hammered, i just tell my girlfriend i'm probably not gonna have one. end of story. enough with the machismo guys.



Kev, I always tell YOUR girl when I'm not gonna have one. But, I never tell her right when I'm GONNA have one....took out a contact that way.

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This message was edited by Iamnotatool on 6-15-04 @ 10:57 AM

[Patches]

sometimes when im hammered, i just tell my girlfriend i'm probably not gonna have one. end of story. enough with the machismo guys.


been there. When I'm really hammered and I'm pretty sure nothing's going to happen, I let her know the good news is I can go all night, but I won't be coming anytime soon, so 'lets just get you off.' Works good. They think you're sensitive to their needs and shit.

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[Iamnotatool]

JPMNICK, your secret is safe with me

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[Iamnotatool]

I'm a first time faker, long time fucker...

Nice to have me aboard.

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[JohnnyCash]

Happy to say I have never faked it and I have never just wanted to go to sleep.

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[TheMojoPin]

I've never felt the need or desire to "fake it"...but then again, I'm not 47.

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[JPMNICK]

I do not think it has to do with age, i think it has to do with being tired and having to go to work the next day, or just being hot as hell and just wanting to take a shower. If she is tired and not as into it anymore, after she has finshed a few times, its almost like what is the point.

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[reeshy]

AHHHH, why don't you guys go on the Dr. Phil show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[TheMojoPin]

Then just finish up.

If it's an effort or hurdle to do so, then it probably IS age or health...or something's wrong with the plumbing.

Once it's an effort to actually finish as opposed to STOPPING yourself from finishing, you've jumped the sexual shark.

Happens to everyone eventually, I guess...

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[JPMNICK]

Once it's an effort to actually finish as opposed to STOPPING yourself from finishing, you've jumped the sexual shark.



HA, that was funny. I would not consider it jumping the shark, but I can see your point of view how it looks bad. I do not think it is a health issue though. Now you got me all worried.


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[Iamnotatool]

MOJO, chiming in.

I'm 28. Not 47. And I'd already shot 2 very large loads of little iamnotatool's.

I had a few adult beverages which probably didn't help. The plumbing is fine, as is the health, and we've not jumped any sharks. I just felt, at that time, like faking it and stopping rather than keep going....

Would I do it again? Probably not. Maybe, maybe not. But it was a gametime decision.

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[Crippler]

Anyone ever reverse fake it? I only had the need to do it once, but here's the scenario. I chased a girl for 4 years, on and off. We were finally single at the same time & it had been a dry month for me, so I was ready to pop off at a moment's notice.

It was our first time together & we were using a condom. So when I felt the uncontrollable urger approaching, I allowed myself to finish, pulled out gently & made the move to change positions. I claimed that the condom broke (by the light of a single candle, I knew I was safe). Off with the old one, on with the new one & back in the saddle for what she thought was the longewst single session of her life.

I eventually fessed up, but for at least one night she thought I was the man. Luckily we really clicked physically, so the vast majority of our subsequent sessions (we dated for 7+ years) were pretty great as well, so she never busted me about faking during our first time.

I'm a first time faker, long time fucker...

Nice to have me aboard.
Good stuff....funny on multiple levels.

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[Jennitalia]

I think it's more tuna than shark
I don't fake it. But I did push my ex off one time because it was just way too hot, we were going at it for what seemed like an eternity, and it wasn't even that good. And surprisingly, he wasnt at all ready to cum. I just told him I had enough. I'm sure he was relieved.

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[Tall_James]

And surprisingly, he wasnt at all ready to cum. I just told him I had enough. I'm sure he was relieved.

Quitters never win.


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[TheMojoPin]

But it was a gametime decision.

You're worse than that soccer player that scored a goal on his own team.

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[Iamnotatool]

Soccor is for foreigners, I just struck myself out with the bases juiced maybe...


Anyway, I just had the best fucking nooner ever. Same girl. So eat my ass. She wouldn't :(

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[Tall_James]

Anyway, I just had the best fucking nooner ever.

Did she make you a sandwich afterwards and give you cab fare? If not - it was NOT the best fucking nooner ever.


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[Jennitalia]

Did you fake it this time?

I'm so jealous. I need it.

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[Iamnotatool]

I brought Pizza with me, and I drive everywhere. No stinky Iranian cabbies thanks

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[Iamnotatool]

No faking Jenni, it was a one time deal I think. Though, having it in my repoirtoire (sp) I'm sure I could go back to it if need be.



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[Mike Teacher]

Anyone ever reverse fake it?


Yes; I have faked Foreplay.

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[Jennitalia]

Well, since you faked it last night, I hope you made it up to her by giving her a banging she will never forget.

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[JPMNICK]

Jenn where do you live. you know what, doesn't matter. I can be there in 20 minutes. PM me and adress and I will take care of you. No faking, no bullshit.

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[Iamnotatool]

Nick, stop begging in my thread.

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[Mike Teacher]

What about faking an Orgasm during Anal because sometimes people cant always come.

Three threads in one!

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[Iamnotatool]

We've got a winner!

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[sr71blackbird]

When I was 21, I had a friend who had a friend who was like 16-17 and she was the biggest slut in her highschool. Well, this girl wanted Bon Jovi tickets so bad that she said shed fuck me if I got them for her, so I got them. I had her in the back of my Bronco and was going at it with her for, no lie, over an hour of continuous pumping and I dont know why I wasnt able to cum, but I started thinking about it as I was doing it and of course, concentrating on not cumming seemed to take me even further from my orgasm. So I decided to "fake it". I was wearing a bag and it was dark so I just made pretend I came and yanked it off relly fast and tossed it out the window. I couldnt believe it. She was squeeling and moaning and tuff and she must have came like 5 or 6 times. I felt like such a wuss.
I had this other girlfriend in college and she loved to blow me but sometimes while she was doing it for a while she'd stop and say "are you gonna cum soon?" and it would ruin it for me and I couldnt cum under pressure to do so, so many times I ended up, because of it, not being able to and I had to tell her to stop and she'd be really pissed. It was a pain in the ass to me because on one hand shed want me to fuck for an hour before Id cum, so that SHE would be satisfied, but when shes blowing me she wants my to blow my load in 2 minutes. Its a hard transition.

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[Iamnotatool]

Did she go down in a Blaze of Glory?

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[JPMNICK]

It was a pain in the ass to me because on one hand shed want me to fuck for an hour before Id cum, so that SHE would be satisfied, but when shes blowing me she wants my to blow my load in 2 minutes. Its a hard transition.


This is so true, and add onto the top that if you timed how long a girl goes down on you before she complained and stopped, and then went down on her the same amount of time she would be so pissed. such a double standard.


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[TheMojoPin]

Anyway, I just had the best fucking nooner ever.

You're still always going to be at least one behind the rest of us.

Until the day you die.

Loser.

Our gender turns its back on you. At least until you realize what a horrible thing you've done.

I was in the whole "fuckbuddy/friend with benefits" thing until just a couple months ago, and she supplied me with some of the best sex of my life. Now that she's not available, it's almost unbearable. But I can at least take comfort in the fact I never wasted a single "session" with her every chance I had to get a piece. Being able to have sex with a beautiful woman and not to have to be in a relationship to get it or not to have to pay for it it's truly God's greatest gift to us as men.

And you refused that gift.

AWFUL.

You've let down the entire male species, from the beginning of time until the very end of the universe.

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[Jennitalia]

my mouth will get a little tired after a while of sucking a guy, but i would never stop because he was taking too long. That's just a cunty thing to do. You just have to mix things up a bit.



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[Iamnotatool]

Fortunately Mojo, I happen to know that I'm a damn good fuck. I don't consider myself the only lucky one when I have sex. Nor do I understand why guys feel like they should feel lucky to be getting it. Girls want it as much as I do. I also know that for the amount of times I've torn this girl up, including twice the same night I faked it, I need not worry about this one time. If I kept hamering, I'm sure I would've nutted just fine, I chose not to. I was done.

Sghame on you for thinking that girls sit on a gold mine. I piss with a gold mine.

I'm DEFINATELY Not saying I'm God's gift or anything, not by any means. Shit, look at my pic in my avatar, I'm quite ugly. But I know how to fuck, and fuck well, and I won't worry about you and your little boys turning their backs on me. Men know what I'm talking about. More importantly, women know what I'm talking about.


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[jeffdwright2001]

You didn't fake it toolie. You just entered the "World of Illusion".
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[TheMojoPin]

No, I said the "friend with benefits" situation is a gift, because that IS something most men are lucky to end up with. I've had it twice, and I don't know if I'll ever have it again. I'll definitely have sex again, but odds are there will be a ton of baggage to go along with it...something that the "fuckbuddy" situation is wonderfully devoid of. THAT'S why I never wasted a single chance to rock the house when I was lucky enough to have a beautiful woman who wanted to jump my bones and NOT be my girlfriend.

Try and talk it off all you want...you still opted not to finish, something that I PREVIOUSLY thought was only an option for guys who were fat, impotent or gay.

"Great sex" means you have at least have a LITTLE control over your equipment, man.

This whole thread just makes me sad.

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[Jennitalia]

I hear you, Toolie.

But I do agree with Dr Mojo and his Fuck Buddy Theory.

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[Iamnotatool]

Mojo, I've said my peace.

You are obviously a little man who spends too much time thinking about my cock.

I'm sorry you feel lucky to get the chance to fuck. If I looked like a gnome, as you obviously do, I'd probably feel lucky too.


Perhaps I'm a bit jaded as most of my ex's have ended up fuck buddy's and I've also had a couple of girls I've worked with be fuckbuddy's as well.

I've had more fuck buddy's than serious girlfriends....maybe thats not so good come to think of it.

In any case. Mojo, you rot. Send your girl over, she can tell you if I'm fat, old, or impotent.
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This message was edited by Iamnotatool on 6-16-04 @ 2:09 PM

[TheMojoPin]

I'm lucky when I get to fuck with no string attached, not just when I get to fuck. Especially now that I'm out of college and high school. Everying ends up being about the relationship these days, or at least with the women I tend to end up with, so quit trying to dance around the actual point I'm making.

Besides, I'm still not buying this "wouldn't finish" horseshit. You either can or you can't. Do it right or pay the price.

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[Iamnotatool]

Fortunately, I wasn't fucking you, and I could care less about what you buy.

Women don't cum every time they have sex, ask Jenni. I did the right thing, made sure she was well satisfied, spent even, then I was done. No excuses.

In any case, thanks to y'all getting on my case, I knocked the hell out of her yesterday, and she's having trouble walking today. So there goes today's nooner. (I take lunch at 2-3 oclock usually)

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[TheMojoPin]

Well, glad to have at least been your pep squad. You better have thought of me as you batched. And if you didn't before...YOU WILL NOW.

But dude, saying that girls don't always come is such a cop out to explain a guy not finishing up (Especially since you were busting my balls for not being a "man" earlier and now you're saying you fuck like a woman). It's about a hundred billion times easier for us. If I need to finish or want to, I basically just tell myself to and it happens. It's almost all mental. You're doing something wrong if you can't control your own piece.

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This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 6-16-04 @ 2:23 PM

[Jennitalia]

Toolie, I think you should show Mojo what you mean. Who knows, maybe he can be your new fuck buddy

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[TheMojoPin]

"Hey, I'll play your victim, but not your catcher!"

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Tool's a sexy beast. I'll show him what for.

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[Iamnotatool]

Moojo, that was like my 8th argument against your nonsense. I also said that this was the FIRST time and probably ONLY time I would do this. It was hot as hell, AC was busted...etc. Now I sound like I'm making excuses. Could I have nutted, sure, not a problem. Did I or do I think it was that big a deal. Nope.

PS, I always think of you when I cum Mojo

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This message was edited by Iamnotatool on 6-16-04 @ 2:29 PM

[Jennitalia]

No man, woman or beast could ever fake with you, Mojo

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[TheMojoPin]

I'm declaring a truce because I think Tool's real aim in all this was just the perverse thrill of seeing us all talking about him nutting.

Now let's all just give off a 21-cum-salute and call it a day.

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[Jennitalia]

I wish I were a squirter.



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[Iamnotatool]

I'm declaring a truce because I think Tool's real aim in all this was just the perverse thrill of seeing us all talking about him nutting.


Actually, I was just curious if anyone else has done this. Now I know they have. I also know that I am a girly-man according to you Mojo. And that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Actually, maybe the warm and fuzzy are all the loads I've not shot stuck inside me. Does that make me gay?

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[TheMojoPin]

Only if you somebody else stuck them inside of you.

Now wait until your birthday.

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[jeffdwright2001]

Does that make me gay?
Only if you are wearing these too:
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[Patches]

Do I have to separate you two? Or do we have to wait for Mojo to bust a nut in Tool's mouth? Any day now, Mojo...

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[Iamnotatool]

HA! He can't cum!!!!!

Fat old bastard...

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[TheMojoPin]

He waited until I was at work to post that like the impotent old queer that he is!

SHAME!

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[Iamnotatool]

The only language in which I am impotant is ebonics.

Im-po-tant= Important


Mojo, I chucked your work schedule for next week, can you email it to me? You know I like to keep tabs on you. ;)

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[TheMojoPin]

Fresh.

I spelled it out on your back last week.

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1979 << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Gmann]

I dont see what the big arguement in this thread is. I mean Toolguy here did the right thing at least by his lady by making sure she got hers before he punched out. So he faked an " O ".....big deal. It happens. Ive done it. A few times actually. I was drunk (shocker). Ive never told the girl that I did but hey.....shit happens. Sometimes its too hot, youre too tired, or things just start to get a little boring and repetative and you just wanna call it a day. Other times you may sober up in the middle of it and then look at that female and go " OH MY GOD! NOOOOOOOOO" in your head and just wanna get the hell out of there as soon as possible.

[TheMojoPin]

If you've gotten yourself that far into such a mess, be a man and finish up. You missed your chance to bail a few hours back.

Maybe I'm completely missing something here...if I need to finish, I just do it. If I'm already that far along, it's no problem to do so. And it would be quicker to do THAT and get it over with, than to make some stupid "oh-face" and try to hide a raging hard-on until it either finally goes down or I can jerk off.

You guys are making more trouble (And time) for yourselves if your goal is really just to "get it over with." Unless, AGAIN, it's an effort for you to actually reach critical release.

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This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 6-17-04 @ 12:54 AM

[Gmann]

Maybe you should understand that sometimes "shit happens" and as long as you do the right thing by your sexual partner "no harm no foul". Its not like it happens all the time.




If you've gotten yourself that far into such a mess, be a man and finish up. You missed your chance to bail a few hours back.



Arent you "being a man" by taking care of your partner regardless ??

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[TheMojoPin]

Of course, but nobody can still tell me why they can't just finish up and batch in the middle of a good round of sex. What the hell are you guys doing that you can't shoot a load of baby batter within a minute or two of deciding you REALLY just want to set it off?!?

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1979 << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Gmann]

The only times it has happened to me was that it was after a really long night at the bar. Ive found that alcohol can be your best friend/worst enemy when it comes to sex.

Then there was the ex g.f. I was going to break up with that week.....but previously in the week we had sex and I was just going through the motions, ya know, just having sex to have sex ?

[Iamnotatool]

Mojo, give it a break. It was round 3.

I'm drunk, bedtime

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[monsterone]

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[TheMojoPin]

Tool, I'm trying to learn, that's all. This whole "I can't finish" thing is new territory to me.

OK, Gmann...I hear you on the alcohol...but when THAT'S happened to me, it's because I've fallen prey to ye olde "too drunk to fuck"-syndrome...and I can't get enough up to even have sex in the first place. You and Tool are talking you're able to get things running...but you just can't seal the deal. Me, as long as I can get the old boy ready for action, I can finish up. THAT'S the part I don't get. If you're already up and running, you're closer to the finish line than if you couldn't get it up in the first place...so why not just finish up? The only way not batching would be a quicker "out" is if you guys weren't hard in the first place.

The timing is the part that's confusing me. The sentiment seems to be "I'm tired...it's hot...whatever...I wanna be done." So are you guys saying that if you just pull out and fake it, that's it? You don't go take care of yourselves? Because that sounds downright painful and like you're giving yourselves blue balls. And if you DO go off and knock one out, I'm saying that's gonna take MORE time than if you just "wanted to be done"...so why not just finish in/on the woman?!?

If you couldn't get it up/keep it up, it makes sense. If that wasn't a problem, there's no reason not to finish right then and there during the act. It would HAVE to be quicker that way.

God, I HATE this discussion. JUST FINISH YOUR SEX, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS.

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This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 6-17-04 @ 11:52 AM

[Iamnotatool]

Mojo,

I'll be happy to squeeze one off for you anytime.

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[TheMojoPin]

"Don't you look at me!"

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1979 << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Iamnotatool]

Had another session with the girl I faked it with...

Fabulous. Damn I love women...and Mojo

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[TheMojoPin]

"I'm tired, so tired
I'm tired of having sex
So tired
I'm spread so thin
I don't know who I am
Monday night I'm makin' Jen
Tuesday night I'm makin' Lyn
Wednesday night I'm makin' Catherine
Oh, why can't I be makin' Love come true?
I'm beat, beet red
ashamed of what I said
What I said
I'm sorry, here I go
I know I'm a sinner
but I can't say no
Say no
Thursday night I'm makin' Denise
Friday night I'm makin' Sharise
Saturday night I'm making Louise
Oh, why can't I be making Love come true?
Tonight, I'm down on my knees
Tonight, I'm beggin' you please
Tonight, tonight please
Oh why can't I be makin' Love come true?"

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1979 << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Iamnotatool]

Sounds like you get around. Whore.

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[TheMojoPin]

Actually, quoting a Weezer song on an internet message board is probably guarenteeing me never to have sex again.

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1979 << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Iamnotatool]

Either that or its because of your habit of screaming "Suck the man snot out of my wee wee" while nutting. That might do it too.


How I kow this is a whole other Geraldo.

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