View Full Version : Are You a Moaner, Screamer or Mute?
Jennitalia
06-16-2004, 12:35 PM
I'm usually a moaner, but if it's good, and I mean real goood, then forget it....total screamer.
I've screwed a couple of guys who were pretty quiet during sex. What a drag that was.
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Patches
06-16-2004, 12:36 PM
I'm more of a crier.
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Tall_James
06-16-2004, 12:39 PM
I'm more of a crier.
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
06-16-2004, 12:41 PM
I'm more of a crier.
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Snoogans
06-16-2004, 12:43 PM
im usually asleep
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chgojim
06-16-2004, 12:45 PM
;) Does Threatener Count!
I'm usually thanking the Lord for giving me a sexual partner.
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Iamnotatool
06-16-2004, 01:19 PM
AJ, you and Mojo both...
I'm more of a puncher...
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WindowSill
06-16-2004, 01:20 PM
Im a quiet moaner...unless its goes a while (like over 2 minutes) in which case Im a panter and then eventually pass out once Im done...but never before Im done...
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Furtherman
06-16-2004, 01:21 PM
I'm more of a scanner.
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reeshy
06-16-2004, 01:22 PM
If the chick is really wild, I'll break out into spontaneious yodeling and filibustering!!!!!
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Recyclerz
06-16-2004, 01:46 PM
I've used this one before but...
I'm more of a crier.
It's probably the mace.
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Lumber
06-16-2004, 02:40 PM
I grunt alot. And, in most cases, right before I get mine I talk real filthy.
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Mike Teacher
06-16-2004, 03:02 PM
or Mute?
or Moot, regarding the many virgins here!
Save it you Yungins'!
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DJEvelEd
06-16-2004, 03:40 PM
I'm usually quiet until I get a fingernail in my asshole.
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keithy_19
06-16-2004, 04:17 PM
I don't really know. I seem to do none as I just listen to the girl moan, while she's picking flowers wearing a leather jacket with big snow pants on.
I swear, it's the last time I fall asleep with a glass of water in my hands.
Sympathy...please...
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FUNKMAN
06-16-2004, 06:29 PM
moaner or screamer, depends on how hard she bites...
sometimes a mute when she's got my head locked in a scissor hold between her thighs and i've got a mouth full of nice muffin
:)
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NITRON
06-16-2004, 06:29 PM
I'm neither
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East Side Dave
06-16-2004, 06:52 PM
I enjoy snickering.
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TheMojoPin
06-16-2004, 07:57 PM
Man, two Jon Cryer calls on the board in one day. That's weird.
And I'm a crooner.
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I'm more of a crier.
I belive it was the long gone Pootertoot who once said "tears are the best lubricant", so cry on.
I'm definitley a moaner, I've never acutally screamed, but I've gotten pretty loud. I'm also a lil bit of a "talker" in bed, I dunno, talking dirty is just hot man, I can't help it.
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East Side Dave
06-17-2004, 06:40 AM
I like talking dirty, too! But as I've learned, just make sure you keep it in the bedroom and out of the Communion line, sister!!!
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DarkHippie
06-17-2004, 08:27 AM
I usually curse in Yiddish.
It's even hotter when we're reenacting the train scene from "This Way for the Gas, Ladies and Gentleman"
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blakjeezis
06-17-2004, 10:50 AM
I guess I would be more in the 'bitch and complain' category.
"Why do I always have to be on top? You can't do some work for once?"
"Are you done yet?"
"My tongue's getting tired."
"Ooooh Cramp! CRAMP!"
"No no. Don't . . . move don'tmovedon'tmovedon'tmovedon'tmove. Unnnnnnnnngggggghhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. I thought I told you not to move? Nope, it's your own stupid fault. I'll be downstairs when you're done "
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Jennitalia
06-17-2004, 10:54 AM
I once had to ask if it was in yet.
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TwiztidRock
06-17-2004, 10:57 AM
I'm usally a moaner, and the girls I'm with are mostly screamers. From what I heard, kidnapping young girls usally does make them scream . I've been using duct tape across the mouth to limit the screams, but it makes it hard to get oral from them.
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JerryTaker
06-17-2004, 10:59 AM
I always used to be a listener, like listening to the phone ring and ring because it was turned off as she was getting it on w/ someone else...
Ah, the good old days...
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Hottub
06-17-2004, 11:08 AM
I think more than anything else, I am a flatulator.
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jeffdwright2001
06-17-2004, 11:11 AM
I mime it.
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calikid
06-17-2004, 12:25 PM
what would " eh eh eh meh mmmmm meh uh meh meh uuuuuuuuuhhhhh **fart** uh oops, f-it uh uh uh uh take it mehhhhh aaaaaaaaaahhhhh skeet skeet skeet mop uh" be?
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hyperspace
06-17-2004, 05:31 PM
usually gagged...a moaner???!!!
jamesdiggy
06-17-2004, 05:38 PM
what would " eh eh eh meh mmmmm meh uh meh meh uuuuuuuuuhhhhh **fart** uh oops, f-it uh uh uh uh take it mehhhhh aaaaaaaaaahhhhh skeet skeet skeet mop uh" be?
Someone having sex with Nell?
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Justice4all
06-18-2004, 09:19 AM
"Having sex with Rachel was amazing. It was like going to a concert.There was loud music. You threw frizbee's in the air. And when you wanted more. You lit a match."-Steven Wright.
I moan, scream, bite, scratch, yell, squirm and other lovely things.
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jeffdwright2001
06-18-2004, 09:36 AM
I moan, scream, bite, scratch, yell, squirm and other lovely things.
You do know she was asking about sex and not softball right?
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Justice4all
06-18-2004, 12:04 PM
Wow, what softball games are YOU used to seeing?
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Jennitalia
06-18-2004, 12:10 PM
When one of my housemates in college got fucked, everyone in the house knew it. Her bedroom was upstairs, and the walls downstairs would shake, things would fall off. Our bedrooms were next to each other, and one night I woke up with my bed swaying from the action next door.
This is also the same girl who had to be taken to the emergency room because she forgot to take her tampon out before sex.
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Patches
06-18-2004, 12:26 PM
When one of my housemates in college got fucked, everyone in the house knew it. Her bedroom was upstairs, and the walls downstairs would shake, things would fall off. Our bedrooms were next to each other, and one night I woke up with my bed swaying from the action next door.
Got a #? Hook it up!
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Justice4all
06-18-2004, 01:17 PM
This is also the same girl who had to be taken to the emergency room because she forgot to take her tampon out before sex.
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Ok, let's all say it.... That's NAAAAAAAASTY!
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