i've never been felched

[monsterone]

...or felched anyone. is that wierd? i don't have any intrest in it but i figured i'd throw it out there.

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[mikeyboy]

You've obviously never been to any of the board softball games.


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[TheMojoPin]

I've never ridden a donkey.

In ANY way.

I'm so deprived.

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[monsterone]

http://www.madebykorb.com/photos/friends/straw.jpg

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[DarkHippie]

I used to have a pet hamster but he disappeared.

(insert joke here)

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[Iamnotatool]

I felched after drinking soda too fast.

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[angrymissy]

get with the times... chunking is the new thing

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[Furtherman]

I love playing a game of felch with my dog.

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[Emeril_Dice]

IS SODA HIS REAL NAME??? OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Iamnotatool]

Is Emeril your real name?

Oh!

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[Mike Teacher]

now THATS hysterical :eg:

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[jamesdiggy]

I had a joke, but it disappeared.

(insert hamster here)

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[monsterone]

oh <i>jesus</i>... jesus christ (http://homepage.mac.com/sthompson/iMovieTheater13.html)

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[Mike Teacher]

ok i gotta jump in here and ask; do you folks think felching involves a hamster?

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[canofsoup15]

Everyone knows the proper mammal to use is of course the Gerbil. God, sometimes I fear for the fate of humanity.

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[Mike Teacher]

felch - v.
To ejaculate into an anus and then lick or suck the semen out. Sometimes this word is mistakenly used to refer to placing a gerbil or other small animal into the anus.

here (http://www.sexglossary.com/alphabet/f.shtml)

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[Iamnotatool]

And thats why he's Mike the Teacher folks.

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[monsterone]

i was just running with the gerbil gag by throwing in lemmiwinks.

this was actually a debate we had at work recently: place this quote, "you lipstick wearing felch monkey!"

i was always told it's when you piss in someone's ass, but was told what mizzle defines.

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[Mike Teacher]

that lemmiwinks is a fucking riot.

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[IrishAlkey]

If you have to suck it out, she's a fuckin' keeper.

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[fiestygal]

ew! gross!

What did the 5 fingers say to the face..

SLAP! I'm Rick James BITCH!

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