So I said No offence because your jewish..........

[ag]

dont ask me how or why but for the longest time I thought one of the guys I work with was Jewish. Now in no way shape or form am I racist, but like I said I dont know how or what I was talking about last night and I finnally explained to him that I kept saying no offence cause I thought he WAS jewish. Damn I felt like the biggest piece of shit when he told me he wasnt!

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[Gvac]

Is he cheap and does he have a long hooked nose?

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O.J. Simpson... Not a jew.

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I find myself to be very cautious around jews and trying to be as pleasant and kind hearted with them as possible. Read the bible about God's covenant with Abraham and you'll see why.

But yea, even though alot of people go on with the cheap jokes and all that nonsense, jewish people, are PEOPLE, and should be respected. I commend you for your good intentions ag.

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[DJEvelEd]

AG, Aren't you a PastaJew?

You drink like a Mic.

You sleep like a Mexican.

You smell like an Arab.

You dress like an Appalachian.

You look like an Arian.

You drive a golf cart like an Octogenarian.

You spell like a Mongoloid.

No offenSe!!!







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[fiestygal]

Is he cheap and does he have a long hooked nose?



this is for a purely shallow reason BUT there are some fine ass motherfucking jewish men out there :p

if i met a nice guy who happened to be jewish thats cool- however if i met his parents id be known as the shikxa





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[A.J.]

On the bright side, now you can tell Jewish jokes in front of him without fear of reprisal.

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My rule of thumb:

It's ok to use SOMEWHAT deragatory ethnic comments/jokes if the person involved USES THEM FIRST and he has a COMFORT ZONE with you.



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[ag]

Is he cheap and does he have a long hooked nose?
Has the nose but not cheap, thats why I thought he was jewish



AG, Aren't you a PastaJew?
You drink like a Mic.
You sleep like a Mexican
You dress like an Appalachian.
You look like an Arian.
You drive a golf cart like an Octogenarian.
You spell like a Mongoloid.
No offenSe!!!
Ed if I didnt tell you to go fuck yourself when I saw you last well let me tell you know! LOL! However folks this is all comming from someone who stares at little boys crotches to see if they have a penis or vagina. I will give you this Ed, I DO drink like a Mic, Sleep like a mexican even spell like a mongoloid, so No offence taken on those!

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[Arienette]

Damn I felt like the biggest piece of shit when he told me he wasnt!

so, basically, you say derogatory things about jewish people all the time, but you feel bad because you were apologizing to a non-jew for it?

maybe you feel like a piece of shit for the wrong reason.

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You should've asked him!!
ag: guys I have the funniest joke! Wait... bob, are you jewish?
bob: WHAT THE FUCK?
ag: No offense!

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