Midsummer's Crankcase Dream!

[JerseyRich]

That's right folks...

Your favorite Original Ron and Fez Show Band, Crankcase, will be back at the Crossroads (http://www.xxroads.com) on July 23rd(FRIDAY NIGHT) for another night of kick ass rock and roll! This time is special for us because we will be playing with Fake Gimms (http://www.fakegimms.com), our singer's brother's band. A great local Jersey band that has played all over the area, spreading their original rock vibes.

Last show we had a great showing of RF.netters, so come on out this time and meet up with your pals from the board, share stories of times past, and enjoy some great music while you're at it.

21+ $5 at the door.

Hope to see a lot of you there.

First 5 board members get an original copy of "THE AM PROJECT"-MikeyD's Huge CD Release that had audiences rocking for years!





(in europe)


Also, don't forget to check out CRANKCASEROCKS.COM (http://www.crankcaserocks.com)

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This message was edited by JerseyRich on 7-7-04 @ 7:02 PM

[Tenbatsuzen]

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This message was edited by Jennitalia on 7-7-04 @ 7:24 PM

[The Blowhard]

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You guys rock. See you in Joisey.

[peacefrog081]

I am looking forward to it. Crank case put on an excellent show last time they were at the crossroads. Is mikey D going to bring his 2 little jewish lads that he keeps in his basement with him? JK Mikey D, looking forward to seeing you there.

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[Hosp]

Last show we had a great showing of RF.netters,


Liar, but that's all right.

And for those of you who care for that kind of thing, they have really good Cajun food.

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[Freakshow]

I've been on this board for a little while now. When can I start shamelessly pluging my band's gigs?


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This message was edited by Freakshow on 7-8-04 @ 3:10 PM

[East Side Dave]

That's right folks...

Your favorite Original Ron and Fez Show Band will be at the Crossroads


Moshin' and the Mosh-Tones are coming to town?!! TAXI!!


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Click this link (http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml) to hear my show on Jersey's 90.5 The Night FM; (weeknights)-
Sunday night/Monday morning through Thursday night/Friday morning- 3 to 5 AM.

[East Side Dave]

Just kiddin', Rich, I'll be there.... But really I posted again to unabashedly invite you all to read the little lines under my sig-pic and actually listen to the show, you bastards! My ratings are the radio equivalent of the PAX network! Bastards!

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Sunday night/Monday morning through Thursday night/Friday morning- 3 to 5 AM.

[Hosp]

ESD, can I come in and be your side kick one night?

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[East Side Dave]

The whole board can be my sidekick for one night, Hosp, I stink on so much ice!!

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 7-8-04 @ 4:48 PM

[JustJon]

I've been on this board for a little while now. When can I start shamelessly pluging my band's gigs?
When I get my first bribe :)

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[Freakshow]

I can't remember--do you like underage Asian boys or girls?



Seriously, I could probably count on one hand the number of people on here that would actually enjoy one of our shows. So it would be pretty pointless to post about them here.

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[Billy Staples]

In all fairness, the first band would be the:

Ladies and gentleman...


THE INTERNATIONAL SILVER STRING SUBMARINE BAND

Thank you (Jay London)

Will they all fit on stage, gotta have more Tuba!


Staples

[JustJon]

In all fairness, the first band would be the:

Ladies and gentleman...


THE INTERNATIONAL SILVER STRING SUBMARINE BAND

Thank you (Jay London)

Will they all fit on stage, gotta have more Tuba!


Staples


Yeah, we post that every time they claim to be the Original R&F Band, and they ignore it.

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[Mike Teacher]

Dead German Tourists

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[JerseyRich]

Do you forget who the drummer for the Silver Strings Band was?


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[blakjeezis]

Last show we had a great showing of RF.netters,




Liar, but that's all right.


He's talking quality, not quantity. After all, I was there. What more do you need?

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[Tenbatsuzen]

He's talking quality, not quantity. After all, I was there. What more do you need?



Fake breasts, free beer, and girl-on-girl make out sessions.



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[jeffdwright2001]

What more do you need?


Fake breasts, free beer, and girl-on-girl make out sessions.
Let me know how your fake breasts turn out.



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[mikeyboy]

Let me know how your fake breasts turn out.


Apparently, pretty well (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_95989.html?nav_src=newsIndexHeadline)

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[JustJon]

Do you forget who the drummer for the Silver Strings Band was?
And Slash was in GnR and Velvet Revolover. Scott Weiland doesn't claim to be in the original band to release Appetite for Destruction.

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[mikeyboy]

So Linda McCartney wasn't in the Beatles?

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[PanterA]

does anyone in that band still post for rf.net?

I mean besides the shameless plugs....

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[JerseyRich]

They are chock full o' shame.


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[Gvac]

does anyone in that band still post for rf.net?

Like we have time, what with all the orgies and drugs and all.

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[Tenbatsuzen]

does anyone in that band still post for rf.net?

I mean besides the shameless plugs....


You're not the only one who noticed it.



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[Billy Staples]

Lately, there isn't that much else to post about, syndication is great news, but it is ok to have more. It's a big board, it can take it


OK, I personnally have seen enough Birthday wishes to last a friggin life time
(Of course u all forgot mine), and they all say the same thing amazingly

Happy Birthday (insert RF.net boardmember name here)

so let people brag, plug, plan outings....it's been a long time gang since the whole group was together for whatever reason.

IMO...let all of us know everything, if you are going to the 7-11 in Hasbrook Heights, let us know we'll be there. If your wife or g/f is dragging you shopping to Nordstroms...we'll be there or when you drive a girl home drunk and start to....nevermind, you all get the point.


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[JerseyRich]

If you don't want to read about our gigs, or have no interest in coming to see the band, there is a simple way to not let it bug you, don't read the post.

I see threads that don't interest me, and I don't read them.

So why would you come to read a thread about a band that you have a problem with, and post in it?

Our shows are fun, and it's a chance for you to come and meet with other people that like to do fun things, which seems to be completely forgotten here.

Of course, if management doesn't want the band promoted on the board anymore, that's fine too.

With that being said...

Hope to see you all there!

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This message was edited by JerseyRich on 7-9-04 @ 8:25 PM

[Jennitalia]

damn tempermental "rock stars..."

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[Snoogans]

someone didnt get his heroin today

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[mikeyboy]

"After the break -- at a pivotal moment in their career trajectory, the band lashes at their fans"

CRANKCASE: BEHIND THE MUSIC

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[Billy Staples]

for the record..Velvet Revolver will be on Hiatus for awhile...Scott Weiland is back in rehab....as he probably was when 'Appetite for Destruction' was recorded....so......therefore...ah hah...Eureka...he couldn't have possibly played on that album with Slash, elementary my dear Watson...case close


now where is that evil Dr. Moriarity

and just have fun, who cares who does what or goes where, its all just a good time for whoever chooses.

If not you so be it



the great and powerful Staples has spoken

This message was edited by Billy Staples on 7-9-04 @ 9:40 PM

[Tenbatsuzen]

If you don't want to read about our gigs, or have no interest in coming to see the band, there is a simple way to not let it bug you, don't read the post.


But Rich? You only post when you want to plug. Period. You used to post a lot, and then you stopped. And now it only seems like you're posting to plug.

Then you get upset when people call you on it? Grow up. Seriously.

You bought a banner ad on here. It's in heavy rotation. If people want to see your band or anything, they know where to go.

I mean, let's make a new thread every time there's a great thread on YMB or talk about ROCKERS or wonder how we're going to overthrow the indian guy who bought out RFBabies.

Either that, or make ONE CONCENTRATED Crankcase thread. All the other mods lock down multiple threads on the same subject, so you should be subject to those same rules.


The Rich Plug Thread
The Staples Plug Thread

No more problems.





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[JustJon]

You bought a banner ad on here. It's in heavy rotation. If people want to see your band or anything, they know where to go.
None of the banners on rf.net are paid for at this time. It's a link exchange. If you'd like your ad on our site, contact me or FMJeff for more details.

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[Arienette]

this is ridiculous. the mods will take care of problems with multiple threads or plugs or whatever. why spend two pages arguing about it?

and i'll be at the show if i can make it.

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[JerseyRich]

Hooray! Ari is going to try and come!

My purpose for posting this thread is fulfilled.

Please remind Dave that this is strictly a black tie event.

For the ladies, clothing is optional.

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[JustJon]

this is ridiculous. the mods will take care of problems with multiple threads or plugs or whatever. why spend two pages arguing about it?
None of the mods actually posted that we have a problem with it. Two admins posted in this thread. If there was a problem, it wouldn't be here.

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[TheMojoPin]

Crankcase punched me in the face with their rawk, and now I'm afraid to stand up to them.

Besides, any band who was the official show band should always feel welcome here.

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[Arienette]

None of the mods actually posted that we have a problem with it. Two admins posted in this thread. If there was a problem, it wouldn't be here.yes, i know. i was saying that if there were a problem, a mod (or admin) would take care of it, so it was pointless for us to argue about it.

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[reeshy]

Can me and Richie and GVAC get into a menage a toui (SP) like you guys promised the last time??????? Alkey says he will take pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[TOMMY V]

ROCK ON, JR!

TIEC!

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[FUNKMAN]

Madone! That's a pricey menu, looks like a classy joint...

what time does the music start?

thanks!

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[ag]

when are you guys getting onto a major label and opening for some big Shot band? You know you guys should try getting a gig at Mulchays In Wantagh, nice Big place, Get Double your money, free beer, Nice after party private room. Ive herd storys of Big names even going there and getting a royal treatment. Remeber the story in Wanes World with thr M&m's? Well I herd the same story from a bartender who works there

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[The Blowhard]

See you freaks there.

[JerseyRich]

We can't wait to play back at the Crossroads for the 4th time to a packed crowd.

This time is gonna be kick ass.

Hope to see a bunch of you asswhacks there on Friday.



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[peacefrog081]

i'll be there, should be a great time.

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[FUNKMAN]

how about somebody telling me when the band goes on, what time, que hora es?

thanks! i plan on attending with my younger bro...

and if i don't hear some Grand Funk!!!!!


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[Mike Teacher]

True theres usually a lot of time between doors and closing. What is stage time? one set? more?

If yer gonna promote; promote!

Sell it bay-bay... :)

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[JerseyRich]

A safe time to show up to see both bands would be between 9:30 and 10pm.

MikeyD's cd will only be handed out between 9:45 and 9:46....It's true, there's only that many left! Europe sold the rest!

Glad to see the Funkman and Funkbrother will be in attendance.

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[saveopieanthony.net]

MAKE SURE TO TURN IT UPTO 11. tHAT'S ONE MORE HIGHER

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"Really...that means he must know you" - Ron

[DreamWeaver]

I believe I will be in attendance.

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[FUNKMAN]

my apologies, will be unable to attend due to a family emergency...

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