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ag
07-09-2004, 09:06 PM
1. Comming home from a bar and driving. Ive had 9 beers and at the bar I felt like I have had three. I get in my car and Holy shit I fell like Ive had 12. I try and do the speed limit, I even set my cuise controll to 50. Then of course I get stuck behind some ass doing 20 probablly just as fucked up as me oh no wait its a fossil all fucked up on their drugs. I feel more and more drunk as I try to hold my lane but I see my self swerving into the other lane. NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!!! I lost my license once, Im not going to fuck up and do it again.<p><p>2. Going home from a bar at about 1AM having drinken 9 beers and having your frinds twist your arm and telling you to go to a titty club oh and dont forget you have to work at 7AM

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JPMNICK
07-09-2004, 09:29 PM
Only once have I ever driven a car after drinking more than 1 or 2. I am terrified of getting a DWI, especially when I used to commute to school.

I also have a fear of Drunk Driving and killing an innocent person. I have no idea why I have this fear, but it really keeps me from drunk driving.

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Mike Teacher
07-09-2004, 09:32 PM
Shit man not cool. And I did it a hundred times.

I swear to fuck I was so lucky.

Pulled over twice when I KNOW I'd fail a breathylizer; and Out of the Car Sir, and both times, I talked my way out. No God? On the way home I was thanking her up the ASS. I remember the conditions I was in a couple of times. Not a boast at all; fucking bloody stupid. [Me, I mean.]

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Arienette
07-10-2004, 05:44 AM
when i was in eighth grade, my friend's brother (who was also in eighth grade) was killed when he was a passenger in a car hit by a drunk driver. he had on his seatbelt and everything; it ruptured his spleen as a result of the impact. it's pretty hard for a family to go on after losing their 12 year old son.

losing your license really isn't what you should be worried about.

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fiestygal
07-10-2004, 05:45 AM
my 2 guesses would have been:

jewish people

&

gay people.....


ala` your threads



man dont be doing shit like that.... one of my fears when i drive at night is being hit by a drunk driver


just because one person is an assertive driver there could be an aggressive drunk right behind

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Snoogans
07-10-2004, 06:29 AM
better drunk then on Acid i say

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ADF
07-10-2004, 06:37 AM
There's no excuse for drunk driving. You're lucky you're not in jail or in a coffin.

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Arienette
07-10-2004, 06:50 AM
You're lucky you're not in jail or in a coffin.
no, he's lucky no one else is in a coffin as a result. people who do stupid shit like that deserve what they get.

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DJEvelEd
07-10-2004, 06:52 AM
Stick to driving golf carts you lush,,,

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Katylina
07-10-2004, 10:06 AM
2. Going home from a bar at about 1AM having drinken 9 beers and having your frinds twist your arm and telling you to go to a titty club oh and dont forget you have to work at 7AM


Sorry.

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Lumber
07-10-2004, 11:56 AM
Some years back, I used to run around like a freakin` animal drinking w/ friends and all that happy horseshit. That all changed in June "97", when the girl I was supposed to marry in the last week of June. She was killed by a drunk driver on Rt.3 in E. Rutherford , the 1st week of June 97.
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Jennitalia
07-10-2004, 12:04 PM
My ex boyfriend, who I absolutely loved more than anything, moved to Florida to live with his quadrapalegic father, and to study to become a physical therapist. A couple of years before that, his stepfather committed suicide. He was as really bright guy, but he started partying way too much, and this was a chance for him to get his life together. On October 11, after partying on his birthday weekend, he was driving home around 4am...he fell asleep at the wheel and a car hit him. The impact threw him out of the car, and he was then run over by an 18 wheel tractor trailer and was killed. 7 years later, and I'm still not over this.

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ag
07-10-2004, 01:03 PM
I swear if I have more than 3 beers again Im taking a cab. I felt really uncomfortable driving home last night, and god forbid I got into an accident and killed someone, I have enough shit to deal with how could I deal with that. I knwo If I do it again I wont be lucky, or alive. I actually hate myself for doing it, never ever again<P><P><P><P>On a lighter note I made it into work today just fine, 20 minutes late but my boss wasnt even expecting me in so that was good. If anything I was afraid to talk to him in fear he would get drunk off my alcohol fumes from my breath! I had one of my co-workers ask me if I was drinking last night or this morning it was so bad.,p>quote]
Stick to driving golf carts you lush,,,
[/quote] Yea great so I can run over people in those things! I wish I had one of those going to the store would be so much more fun

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TheMojoPin
07-10-2004, 01:50 PM
no, he's lucky no one else is in a coffin as a result. people who do stupid shit like that deserve what they get.

Worst of all, it always seems when I hear about someone being killed in a horrible crash with a drunk driver, the drunk driver somehow ends up surviving.

If that's not an awful karmic joke, I don't know WHAT is.

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FUNKMAN
07-10-2004, 06:08 PM
and marijuana is illegal.. sheesh, go figure?

like my grandfather always preached, you have to drive defensively...

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Lumber
07-10-2004, 09:56 PM
My ex boyfriend, who I absolutely loved more than anything, moved to Florida to live with his quadrapalegic father, and to study to become a physical therapist. A couple of years before that, his stepfather committed suicide. He was as really bright guy, but he started partying way too much, and this was a chance for him to get his life together. On October 11, after partying on his birthday weekend, he was driving home around 4am...he fell asleep at the wheel and a car hit him. The impact threw him out of the car, and he was then run over by an 18 wheel tractor trailer and was killed. 7 years later, and I'm still not over this.

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Lumber
07-15-2004, 07:44 PM
:)

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reeshy
07-15-2004, 07:47 PM
If I had a nickel for every drunk driver I collared......

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fiestygal
07-15-2004, 07:55 PM
If I had a nickel for every drunk driver I collared......




collared! is that a FUZZ word..ahaha- jkjk

i bet that would be alot of nickels!

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