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skullcrush
07-10-2004, 02:33 AM
hey that asshole was here a few days ago, to promote his new joke of a movie. well let me say he made it a point to show how mad he was, to be spending his forth here. well mr. vaughn, sorry that you had a bad week on tore in the worst places in the world. now try being here 6 months. i cant go home to my multi million dollar home, and bang anybody i want, jerkoff. i gotta sit here, dodge rpg's, and play with my self in a 500 man tent... ok chances are he aint gunna read this anyway. i guess i should just stop.

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DJEvelEd
07-10-2004, 02:58 AM
You sound like you've been drafted against your will. Suck it up and KILL someone!!!!! You'll feel better. (especially if it's not a civilian)

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500 Semper Fi Gloryholes dude! I'm sure you can find one that will give it up for a carton of butts.

Don't you all drop diarrhea together too? What do you talk about when you're shitting next to someone, wiping your ass? If there were women next to you shitting, I'm sure you would be working an angle so just think of it as a "Stickpussy" and the Marine farts will come out like perfume.


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Reephdweller
07-10-2004, 03:42 AM
sorry that you had a bad week on tore in the worst places in the world. now try being here 6 months. i cant go home to my multi million dollar home, and bang anybody i want, jerkoff.


WHAT IS YOUR MALFUNCTION!!!

Actually it's multi-million dollar "homes". Get it right soldier!!

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TheMojoPin
07-10-2004, 07:27 AM
that asshole

jerkoff

and play with my self in a 500 man tent...

biggest dick in afghanistan!

Sexiest post ever?

Sorry to hear Trent brought down your 4th, sc, that's not cool. What he do/say? And was he there to unleash "Dodgeball" on you guys? Even that would be a dick move in and of itself.

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skullcrush
07-10-2004, 12:05 PM
there was a lot of sexy words in that post wasnt there? well about him, everytime somebody went to shake his hand and talk to him, he would tell them to "be quiet, people are trying to watch the movie". as he sat by himself in the back of the room. i think bin ladin would have been more friendly to us.

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TheMojoPin
07-10-2004, 01:41 PM
When Osama and Ben Stiller team up for "Meet The Parents III," it's a recipe for instant WACKINESS!!!

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Marist Mike
07-10-2004, 02:15 PM
Don't worry Skull he's just another liberal Hollywood douchebag that needs to shut the fuck up and remember his place

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A.J.
07-10-2004, 02:24 PM
Pity that this guy couldn't have paid you a visit instead:

http://www.matthewmodine.com/pictures/ermy_yelling.jpg

My buddy's Marine unit in Iraq got a visit from Gunny Ermey. He said he was cool as shit, did his whole schtick from "Full Metal Jacket", and posed for pictures and signed autographs for EVERY Marine who wanted one -- in the process, staying later than he was supposed to.

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LiquidCourage
07-10-2004, 02:52 PM
Hey there Skullcrush, you best not be playing with yourself when I get out to Afghanistan. What unit are you in?

skullcrush
07-10-2004, 04:22 PM
im with 266 (22meu). il be outta here in 2 weeks though. then i get to play with my self in kuwait. who are you with?

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murfee
07-10-2004, 05:01 PM
skull my prayers are with you watch your back and come home safe


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Tall_James
07-10-2004, 05:16 PM
Keep your head low soldier and come home safely.


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TheMojoPin
07-10-2004, 06:07 PM
I really think skullcrush should be the new spokesperson for the recruiting program.

"Don't worry, you can still flog the dolphin in the field...let ME show you how!"

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LiquidCourage
07-11-2004, 07:31 AM
Right now I'm in Pensacola at my MOS school. Tomorrow I start my first day of Barrack's support. Ooh Rah to a whole week of shining kick plates!

skullcrush
07-12-2004, 02:36 AM
lololololol, lets hope you class up soon.them lcpls on med. hold run the whole barracks support thing, like they are nco's. i know i been through pensacola 2 years ago. whats your mos? im 6541 (avi ord) the daily uniform inspections blow also. along with the beach runs, and field days. damm i feel bad for what your about to go through

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Hosp
07-12-2004, 11:58 AM
Right now I'm in Pensacola at my MOS school. Tomorrow I start my first day of Barrack's support. Ooh Rah to a whole week of shining kick plates!


lololololol, lets hope you class up soon.them lcpls on med. hold run the whole barracks support thing, like they are nco's. i know i been through pensacola 2 years ago. whats your mos? im 6541 (avi ord) the daily uniform inspections blow also. along with the beach runs, and field days. damm i feel bad for what your about to go through


What?

I think they just made a date in pig latin.

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LiquidCourage
07-12-2004, 12:11 PM
lololololol, lets hope you class up soon.them lcpls on med. hold run the whole barracks support thing, like they are nco's. i know i been through pensacola 2 years ago. whats your mos? im 6541 (avi ord) the daily uniform inspections blow also. along with the beach runs, and field days. damm i feel bad for what your about to go through

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Haha, just finished up today. What a complete waste of a day. The same exact shit will be cleaned tomorrow, and the day after that, and the day after that..... Damn, I wanted Avi Ordnance bad, but I got 7011, Expeditionary Airfields. I hear AO PT is pretty rough with the "log drills" and all.

Hosp
07-12-2004, 12:23 PM
"log drills"


Now I'm sure of it. Remember the lube.

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reeshy
07-12-2004, 01:00 PM
"log drills"


Damn...Am I glad I was in a real man's service...USCG!!!!!!!!!!!

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LiquidCourage
07-12-2004, 01:10 PM
Hahaha!
In all seriousness, log drills are just where you run around with these big telephone pole things. They definitely break you off.

skullcrush
07-12-2004, 01:23 PM
yeah, well everybody in avi ord wanted to be crash/fire rescue, so dont feel bad. dont worry about cleaning the same mess over and over. wait until you gotta fill sandbags. how good is the chow hall? and when the weekend comes one word "lookers". hey if you wanna know anything e mail me at anibus21@yahoo.com

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TheMojoPin
07-12-2004, 02:13 PM
They definitely break you off.

A piece of a li'l sumthin'-sumthin'?!?

Damn, I was ALL wrong about the Marines...sign me up!

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