Captain Rooster
09-18-2001, 10:38 AM
Subject: Weather in Afghanistan
The weather in Afghanistan tomorrow is expected to be sunny in the
morning with increasing Mushroom Clouds in the afternoon.
The temperature looks to be a moderate 2000 degrees with
cool winds upwards of around 700 miles per hour.
It will definitely be a day for the sun block,
and it wouldn't hurt to shake the dust off the ol' lead suit in the closet.
If you're planning on venturing outside in beautiful Afghanistan tomorrow,
don't forget to drink plenty of fluids such as barium which shows up nicely
when blasts of radiation flow through your body.
Most of all, have fun out there in dusty Afghanistan and enjoy the old country while........
Well, while it's still there.......
<img src=http://www-perscom.army.mil/tagd/tioh/badges/ranger2.gif>
READILY WILL I DISPLAY THE
INTESTINAL FORTITUDE REQUIRED
TO FIGHT ON TO THE RANGER
OBJECTIVE AND COMPLETE THE MISSION
TOUGH I BE THE
LONE SURVIVOR!
The weather in Afghanistan tomorrow is expected to be sunny in the
morning with increasing Mushroom Clouds in the afternoon.
The temperature looks to be a moderate 2000 degrees with
cool winds upwards of around 700 miles per hour.
It will definitely be a day for the sun block,
and it wouldn't hurt to shake the dust off the ol' lead suit in the closet.
If you're planning on venturing outside in beautiful Afghanistan tomorrow,
don't forget to drink plenty of fluids such as barium which shows up nicely
when blasts of radiation flow through your body.
Most of all, have fun out there in dusty Afghanistan and enjoy the old country while........
Well, while it's still there.......
<img src=http://www-perscom.army.mil/tagd/tioh/badges/ranger2.gif>
READILY WILL I DISPLAY THE
INTESTINAL FORTITUDE REQUIRED
TO FIGHT ON TO THE RANGER
OBJECTIVE AND COMPLETE THE MISSION
TOUGH I BE THE
LONE SURVIVOR!