The Shop Rite Can-Can Song Is In My Head!

[Tenbatsuzen]

GET IT OUT! GET THAT FOUL FUCKING SONG OUT OF MY HEAD!

MANDY!

WHOOP THERE IT IS!

RICO SUAVE!

I DON'T CARE, JUST GET THAT CAN-CAN SONG OUT!!!!!



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[Furtherman]

http://www.staff.ncl.ac.uk/nikolas.lloyd/dance/cancan.jpg

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...with thanks to JustJon

[canofsoup15]

Humbaladoobiehala hana macarana

bagalanfagadaag mouseala

humbalahoodiemacadaymacarana

EH MACARANA!

AYYY!

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[Tall_James]

"NOWWWWW Shop Rite does the can-can selling of the everything in can-can's...from applesauce to zucchini - its a Shop Rite savings spree!!"

I live in Mass. and haven't heard that song in years and can still recite it from memory.

Who are the ad geniuses that came up with that one?


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Avoiding household responsibilites...one post at a time

[fiestygal]

It's Electric!

You can't see it
It's electric!
You gotta feel it
It's electric!
Ooh, it's shakin'
It's electric!

Jiggle-a-mesa-cara
She's a pumpin' like a matic
She's a movin' like electric
She sure got the boogie

You gotta know it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie!
Now you can't hold it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie!
But you know it's there,
Yeah here there everywhere

I've got to move,
I'm going on a party ride
I've got to groove, groove, groove,
And from this music I just can't hide.

Are you comin' with me?
Come let me take you on a party ride
And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you
I'll teach you the electric slide

Some say it's mystic
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't resist it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't do without it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
Jiggle-a-mesa-cara she's a pumpin' like a matic
She's movin' like electric
She sure got the boogie

Don't wanna lose it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you can't choose it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you know it's there,
Yeah here there everywhere

I've got to move,
Come let me take you on a party ride
And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you
I'll teach you the electric slide

Some say it's mystic
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't resist it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't do without it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
Jiggle-a-mesa-cara she's a pumpin' like a matic
She's movin' like electric
She sure got the boogie

Don't wanna lose it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you can't choose it
It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you know it's there,
Yeah here there everywhere



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AIM- yelowrose1981

Its time to party.... Italian Style

[FUNKMAN]

The Hokey Pokey


You put your right foot in
You put your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

You put your left foot in
You put your left foot out
You put your left foot in
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about


You put your right hand in
You put your right hand out
You put your right hand in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hokey-Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

You put your left hand in,
You put your left hand out;
You put your left hand in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

You put your right side in,
You put your right side out;
You put your right side in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about


You put your left side in
You put your left side out
You put your left side in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hokey-Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

You put your nose in
You put your nose out
You put your nose in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hokey-Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about


You put your tushie in
You put your tushie out
You put your tushie in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hokey-Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about


You put your head in
You put your head out
You put your head in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hokey-Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about


You put your whole self in
You put your whole self out
You put your whole self in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hokey-Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about



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[Melrapuo]

Ice Ice Baby

Yo, VIP, Let's kick it!

Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

Dance, Bum rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, You better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
I'm cooking MCs like a pound of bacon
Burning them if they're not quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi
Did you stop? No -- I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
That block was dead

Yo -- so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave.
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out geting mine
Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of "Eight Ball"
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine -- All I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene, You know what I mean
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem, You, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn"
If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem, Yo -- I'll solve it!
Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it.

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Yo man -- Let's get out of here! Word to your mother!

Ice Ice Baby Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold
Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold

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Thanks M1
YANKEES FAN SINCE BIRTH!

[Mike Teacher]

Wow now I know to stop posting entire songs.

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[EQ]

Someone's got a store just for me
(Food Emporium, Food Emporium )

Someone's got my kind of Qualiteeee
( Food Emporium, Food Emporium )

***and ***

So, Please Mr. Dagostino,
Move Closer to Me....

[FUNKMAN]

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
a tale of a fateful trip,
that started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin' man,
the Skipper brave and sure,
five passengers set sail that day,
for a three hour tour,
a three hour tour.



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[EQ]

[quote]
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
a tale of a fateful trip,
that started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin' man,
the Skipper brave and sure,
five passengers set sail that day,
for a three hour tour,
a three hour tour.



Ron.. You beat me to that one! ( I was going to type the rest, but enough! Enough!


So, instead, I give you this catchy jingle:

Rock, Rock, Rock, Rockaway Bedding.
Rock, Rock, Rock, Rockaway Bedding.
Rock, Rock, Rock, Rockaway Bedding.
Rockaway Bedding , YEAH!!

[FUNKMAN]

at Beneficial 'toot toot' you're good for more
at Beneficial 'toot toot' you're good for more
at Beneficial 'toot toot' you're good for more


all i can remember

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[EQ]

I'm a Pepper,
You're a Pepper,
She's a Pepper,
He's a Pepper,
Wouldn't ya' like to be a pepper too? ( Dr.Pepper, Drrrrink Dr. Pepper.....)


Did I get the Pesky Pepper Pronouns in the correct order?
Who the f*** cares?

I just wanted to Add Annoying Alliteration.

[FUNKMAN]

Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco Treat!
Rice-a-Roni, the flavor can't be beat!

One pan, no boiling, cooking ease.
A flavor that is sure to please!
Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat!


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[Tenbatsuzen]

The good news: The Can-Can Song is Out.

The bad news: George Michael's "Last Christmas, I Gave You My Heart" is now stuck.

IT'S CHRISTMAS IN JULY!!!!!



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[EQ]

The touch...the feel
...Of cotton.


( That sounds a lil' dirty, doesn't it? )

[Lumber]

My Bologna has a first name, it`s O-s-c-a-r
My Bologna has a second name it`s M-a-y-er
Oh I love to eat it every day and if you ask me what I`ll sayyyyyyyyyyyy...
`Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-o-l-o-g-n-a.

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SSBN-726 Reefdweller

[Tenbatsuzen]

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[EQ]

Hold the Pickle,
Hold the relish,
all we ask
is that you let us
Serve us your way.

Have it Your way (have it your way )

( THAT sounds dirtier than the cotton ad )

Was this for burger King. No fair in googling, either.

The torture goes on ( Sorry, Tenbats! ) :p

[Tenbatsuzen]

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Oh god... NO! NOT THIS!!!!

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[kevcala]

Big Mac, McDLT,
a Quarter Pounder with some cheese,
Filet-o-Fish, a hamburger, a cheeseburger, a Happy Meal,
McNuggets, tasty, golden french fries: regular or larger sizes,
salad: Chef or Garden, or a chicken salad Oriental,
big, big breakfast, egg McMuffin,hot, hot cakes and sausage,
maybe biscuits, bacon, egg and cheese,
and sausage, danish, hash browns too,
and for dessert, hot apple pie, and sundaes: three varieties, a soft-serve cone, three kinds of shakes, and chocolate-y chip cookies,
and to drink a Coca-Cola, Diet Coke, and Orange Drink, a Sprite, and coffee, decaf too,
a lowfat milk, also an orange juice,
I love McDonald's.
Good time, great taste,
And I get this all in *mumble mumble* AWWWW! (we suck)

[sorry for the whole song post, but thought somebody might like this]

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Big Ass #22981

[Freakshow]

I said hey hey hey burrito lady,
you drive me crazy, burrito lady.


Well I was sittin at home,
wishin I had me a burrito.
A burrito would be oh so sweet right now.

So I said to my friend,
I got to see her again,
I got to go get me a burrito.

My friend said man I understand
It's not about the meal
it's about how ya feel.


I said hey hey hey burrito lady,
you drive me crazy, burrito lady.



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Spring term is almost over, and I'm really hating my job. My lease on my apartment is amost run out. The tags on my car expire next week. If I'm ever going to do it, this just seems like a good time to kill myself..</center>

[Neogoon]

I'm really glad they made
the Children's Aid
Sociiiiiieeeeeetyyyyyyyyy

Ceci n'est pas une signature.

[SatCam]

Someone's got a store just for me
(Food Emporium, Food Emporium )

Someone's got my kind of Qualiteeee
( Food Emporium, Food Emporium )
Beat me!!

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[angrymissy]

Someone's got a store just for me
(Food Emporium, Food Emporium )

Someone's got my kind of Qualiteeee
( Food Emporium, Food Emporium )

Someone's got to give me
The very best in service
The very best varietyyyyyyy
just for MEEEEEEEE

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[Hottub]

Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz. Oh, what a releif it is

Chock Full O' Nuts is the heavenly coffee
Better coffe a millionaire's money can't buy

Nobody doesn't Like Sarah Lee

Winston Taste's good, Like a cigarette should.



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"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
Big A.S.S.#22127
The Cruising Vessel (http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41)