Strip Bars

[ag]

My freind and I after the Disapointing Tyson fight decided to hit the titty bar. This was only my second time there and compaired to the first it sucked ass. The women there are good looking but some just dont know how to dance to songs. The the night got pretty much ruined by this one stripper who decided to run her mouth off most of the time we were there, tottally distracting us from the stage, every time Id go to look on stage she'd start yappin.Now My freind who I was with usually has balls the size of my head but decided not to use them , unlike last time when her told off some chick who didint even work there to "Take a walk" after telling us all how we need to be tipping the girls. SO Anywho she was pretty and all but the talking turned me off to her. Finally being the looser that I am when she was on stage I got another but hotter chick to give me a damn good dance. So good I went home smelling like her purfume which Im infatuated with. So whats you titty bar story???????

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[Lumber]

Sad...

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[reeshy]

The last time I was a tirry bar...the Turlle Inn in the Beonx.....there was a chick there I like and I offered 20 bucks for a BJ...enough said!!

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[Iamnotatool]

What lumberdude said.


Ain't no titty bar like a South Florida titty bar.


Plus, 2 girls in T+A have AIDS. Have fun.




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[Katylina]

We brought my friend ::cough:: sixpack ::cough:: to a strip club a month ago for his birthday. It was called (I think) the Oasis. What a seedy disgusting disappointing place to be. The girls were disgusting for the most part-- I mean naked fat chicks even turned me off. All that cellulite hanging off of their body and jiggling when they danced.

Well, we bought him a lap dance, and he said the moment she sat down on his lap she started talking about how she was 19 and was going to quit because she needed to spend more time with her son. Then she goes, "oh and don't think you can suck on my titties." What class!

EDIT: Anthony-- did you go to the strip club with the same guy who is cheating on his wife?
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[Mike Teacher]

I used to live in them.

Seriously, there was a place in Long Branch, Twin Peaks, and I had a hovel apartment nearby, but this place had AC. So I'd pick a corner table, and brought my gradebook, and did grades. The ladies got it soon enough, came over and said hi and left me alone; I'd have a couple of drinks, but usually none. I have bar napkins with double displacement reaction problems on them.

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It was fun at a low-grade thrill at 25. At 40; you realize a few things and the whole scene is just, well, not conducive to Any thrill, for me...

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[ag]

EDIT: Anthony-- did you go to the strip club with the same guy who is cheating on his wife?
no different freind

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[fiestygal]

So I'd pick a corner table, and brought my gradebook, and did grades.



there is something very disturbing/ dirrty about that





ah.. only if little johnny at the time knew some gals ass was on his book report about dinosaurs...






*the extra R is for extra dirty

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[fiestygal]

BTW... i have a friend who works at DELILA'S in philly at coat check and front door

she gave me 2 free $30 passes- except i cant go by myself- women have to be with a guy to go in.... but i have always wanted to go to a tittie bar

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AIM- yelowrose1981

Its time to party.... Italian Style

[monsterone]

can i be your date gal?

cumia put it best that strippers don't shut the fuck up. granted, i've been to a hand full, but the best was when i went to montreal where they didn't speak (english).

i've heard enough about c sections, kids, school, etc...

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[fiestygal]

M1- why would a stripper tell a customer about tehir C sections- thats just TMI


who gives a fuck


get on the table and dance!

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AIM- yelowrose1981

Its time to party.... Italian Style

[monsterone]

oh girl, i'll shake my fanny.




for some reason, the girls seem to feel a dance requires a telling of their life stories. i've never gotten any sort of "turn on" from a strip club. just something to do with the boys.

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[fiestygal]

"im putting myself thru college"


"im dancing to pay for my kid's transplant"


"this is only parttime until i graduate from law school"


" i also teach sunday school"




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Its time to party.... Italian Style

[monsterone]

"im putting myself thru college"



"i don't know of any colleges that except dollar bills..."

- chris rock.

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[JPMNICK]

I am driving to philly right now!!

I have not been to a strip club in SOO long. I really do not find them all that great, but I have always wanted to go with a chick. a few girls i am friends with went once, and they loved it. they all got lap dances.

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[Raven]

Need to do more research now --- haven't been in some time , but "Swim suit" bars just don't compete with nudie bars

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[Yerdaddy]

"im putting myself thru college"


"im dancing to pay for my kid's transplant"


"this is only parttime until i graduate from law school"


" i also teach sunday school"


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[kevcala]

I'm not even gonna read through the rest of the posts. I despise titty bars, and yet I have to go to one tomorrow for a good friend bachelor party. Ugh. I hate when some naked chick is trying to talk to me about my earrings when she is buck ass naked. Its awkward, Seriously. God I hate strip clubs, but I do love my friend. Take one for the team.

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[whoopsy]

I'm not even gonna read through the rest of the posts. I despise titty bars, and yet I have to go to one tomorrow for a good friend bachelor party. Ugh. I hate when some naked chick is trying to talk to me about my earrings when she is buck ass naked. Its awkward, Seriously. God I hate strip clubs, but I do love my friend. Take one for the team.


ugghh, quit bitchin, ya mary, meow, meow, meow, use to go to Daydreams in Philly every now and again back in college. Always a guy in every group that won't stop complaining about how much strip clubs suck. Then why did you come??? Kev, between this and the "I despise hoboken" thread, you should at least try and have fun tomorrow. You're gonna drive your friend nuts

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[kevcala]

HA . . I know I sound like a brat, but I was in quite the mood last night. I don't "despise" these things as much as I sounded like I did last night. The kids' bachelor party is a good friend and I would never whine when I was there, and damper his time. I was just pissy last night and wanted to get it out before I got there (Pre-emptive whine).

Plus if I have the urge to complain, I'll do it with the other kid I know dislikes these things as much as I do. Then we'll laugh, and it'll look like we're having fun, and no one is none the wiser.

[EDIT:] I can't belive I typed despise twice last night.

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[whoopsy]

Plus if I have the urge to complain, I'll do it with the other kid I know dislikes these things as much as I do. Then we'll laugh, and it'll look like we're having fun, and no one is none the wiser.


good plan, your post just reminded me too much of the last bachelor party I went to. They had a ton of people and it was highly organized (so they had a short bus take us from the bars to the strip club). I honestly wanted to kill one of they guys. (A) he didn't drink (which I wouldn't care about at all) if not for B and C
(B) he bitched the whole time before the strip club about how strip clubs suck then sat there with a puss on his face (hehe - not what you're thinkin) (C) this was the kicker - on the way home on the bus, people were havin fun, laughin, he asks everyone to be quiet because he's got to call in for a work conference call (they had a software project being turned on in the middle of the night). He gets on the call and says "Hey this is Jim joining the call", is silent for about 30 minutes, doesn't participate, then ends the call with "ok, guys, great work, good night". He did everyone a disservice by even being there.

i'm 27 and unmarried so a bachelor party is just another night out, but I realized that some of the older married folks that attend these things only go out like once every couple months, so they're in some real need for a fun night.

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[Yerdaddy]

kid

do they have lactation clubs there? If so, post the address so I can make sure and avoid the place. And directions, just to be on the safe side.

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[Justice4all]

So whats you titty bar story???????




Went to a strip club in Philly, and if I could remember the name of it I would be amazed. I think it was on 13th in Center City.
Anyway...long story short I took the chick out when she was done with her set and on the way to driving her home I fucking the ever living shit out of her for 2 hours in the back of my work van.

True story.

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