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Patches
08-02-2004, 06:41 AM
Yes, I am feeling the guilt as I type this. I never fucking learn.

I'm sure I'm not the only one though guilty of this most grievous infraction...

Again... I'm a dumbass.

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cumbiero_81
08-02-2004, 06:48 AM
I remember getting drunk once.. thats it.. never again.. I haven't toouched a drink in ages.. I learned that pasta + beer + stupidity = disgusting mess stinking forever.. :8o:

And yes, I was tempted to prank call... but my stench threw out the whole idea from me talking and me smelling my own breath..

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Freakshow
08-02-2004, 06:49 AM
<a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=drunk+dial&r=f">Drunk Dial</a> it's the trend that's sweeping the nation.



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JPMNICK
08-02-2004, 07:11 AM
my friends and I used to play the best game ever. we would go out and get shit faced. then around 2:00 we would all get together and play this game. everyone takes out there cell phone and pass it to the person on their right. you are allowed to pick one person who is off limits to call. could be a girlfriend, ex, whatever. family is also off limits.

then the person with you phone is allowed to make one phone call to whoever they'd like to in your phone book. and they can do and say whatever the want. It was the ultimate drunk dialing.

by the end of the summer that year, i had about 7 names in my phone, i had to memorize or write down all the rest.

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DreamWeaver
08-02-2004, 07:17 AM
You never learn and you never will. How about taking a cab to someone's house and banging on their door at 4am? That's what I did this weekend. Fucking awful. Alcohol is the devil.

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Yerdaddy
08-02-2004, 07:53 AM
I called my ex at 3am once to propose to her. Her husband turned me down. Stuck-up bitch!

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Patches
08-02-2004, 08:10 AM
You never learn and you never will. How about taking a cab to someone's house and banging on their door at 4am? That's what I did this weekend. Fucking awful. Alcohol is the devil.


Shit. That actually makes me feel slightly better.

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blakjeezis
08-02-2004, 08:12 AM
How about taking a cab to someone's house and banging on their door at 4am? That's what I did this weekend.

You didn't see this coming? Really?

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Yerdaddy
08-02-2004, 08:16 AM
How about taking a cab to someone's house and banging on their door at 4am?

their door, or the cabdriver?

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Aggie
08-02-2004, 08:23 AM
Yeah, most people have probably done this. Luckily I don't have much experience being that I've had the same man for over 7 years. (Including a few breakups).

I hope you can resist the urge next time. No one likes these calls, call one of your buddies next time to make yourself stop if you really need to talk to someone. Or come post drunkn on the board. That's entertaining for us! :)

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Lumber
08-02-2004, 10:13 AM
I was the lucky recipient to recieve a drunken phone call last night at 2:30 - 3:00 in the morning which pissed me off. Now I look like a Bafoon.

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fiestygal
08-02-2004, 10:18 AM
been there...done that

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Mike Teacher
08-02-2004, 10:22 AM
Had a party at my old condo once, one chick went in one of the room with the Phone Book; and she was trying to track some other chick down who did her wrong, and she couldnt find her, so, knowing her last name, a fairly common one, she proceeded to just go down the page and dial people with same Last Name and grill them as to whether this Bitch lived there, or if they knew her, or were related to her...

I was enjoying the party outside, so I found out about this the next day when a few people called back to air their comments.

Good times.

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Furtherman
08-02-2004, 10:24 AM
You all must have some deep rooted emotional problems. I never answer the phone at 3am nor would use it if I'm wasted.

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Contra
08-02-2004, 12:18 PM
I used to do this ALL the time. It was just to a few friends though. After a while they would expect at least one over the weekend.

I stopped though. If I'm drinking, I usually turn off my phone by 12:00am. That way when I try to make a call later on and see my phone off I remember why.

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Justice4all
08-02-2004, 03:53 PM
been there...done that

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Yep!!! We BOTH have! ;)

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sr71blackbird
08-02-2004, 04:03 PM
Thats why I screen my calls. But a 4 am call is usually the "someone died" call

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Jennitalia
08-02-2004, 04:11 PM
a good friend/ex of mine from college left me a drunken 3 minute message on my answering machine one night. It was the funniest thing ever. He sounded so trashed. i still have his message on tape and I'll listen to it every once in a while for a good laugh.

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