Ashley Simpson

[keithy_19]

I wasn't sure if I should put this in entertainment, or here. I went here because, it is a confession.

I like her. I like her looks, but I also like her music. My brothers girlfriend was listening to her cd when we were going to work, and I found myself bobbing my head, and really enjoying it. I don't think this makes me gay, since I know I'm not, but it kinda bothered me.

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[JohnnyCash]

...I found myself bobbing my head, and really enjoying it. I don't think this makes me gay, since I know I'm not, but it kinda bothered me...


Sounds gay to me.

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I like her music too. I downloaded a bunch of her songs on my computer.

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[Se7en]

Yeah, but you're a girl.

All say this about her: she's not as hot as her sister. And that's all that matters.

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[Katylina]

Did you ever watch her show on MTV? I think both sisters are pretty in their own unique ways.

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[McNabbShouldDie]

I think both sisters are pretty in their own unique ways.


Yeah, Ashley is pretty...ugly. Compared to her sister atleast.

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[Katylina]

Ashley has the cute girl next door look while Jessica has that Barbie doll look.

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This message was edited by Katylina on 8-5-04 @ 8:22 PM

[JohnnyCash]

I think Jessica is ugly...

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[keithy_19]

I think Ashley is better looking. She has nicer eyes, and I don't like Jessica's chin.

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[TheMojoPin]

Ashley is definitely better looking because she doesn't have her sister's freakishly mannish chin and Circus Peanut-orange skin. And, she still has her family's breeding-sized dairy-pillows, plus she's not married to a Backstreet Boy, so she wins.

She's still a talentless hump, and her TV show is part of what's wrong with us as a society, and, to a lesser degree, a species. Her album going in at #1 is literally an insult to music itself.

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[MHasegawa]

Ashley is definitely better looking because she doesn't have her sister's freakishly mannish chin and Circus Peanut-orange skin. And, she still has her family's breeding-sized dairy-pillows, plus she's not married to a Backstreet Boy, so she wins.

She's still a talentless hump, and her TV show is part of what's wrong with us as a society, and, to a lesser degree, a species. Her album going in at #1 is literally an insult to music itself.

Yeah, basically mang.

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[furie]

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[TheMojoPin]

WHO'S YO' DADDY?!?

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Oh, there he is...

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[TheMojoPin]

Here's a comparison pic.

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While I'd unquestionably "do" both, I'd give up that chance to see either dumped uncerimoniously into a volcano populated with lava-breathing sharks.

And at least "Ashlee" (Way to give it up for your mongoloid parents with the 'tard-spelling. ILLITERACY, WHUT!!!) has the decency to not show up in public wearing a pants-suit with a big jizz-stain right below her Oompah-Loompah-looking cleavage.

"Quickly! Jessica's jugs will safely guide you out of Mr. Wonka's factory!"

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This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 8-5-04 @ 9:42 PM

[Heather 8]

plus she's not married to a Backstreet Boy,


Neither is Jessica.

...I just fell into some kind of trap by posting this, didn't I?

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[JPMNICK]

I think Ashley is better looking. She has nicer eyes, and I don't like Jessica's chin.



Yea I would def. rather bang her Jay Leno looking chinned sister

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citing this picture jessica simpson is STILL man faced.
and ashlee simpson is just more womanish.... but still not great looking.

i still bang em though, just for the bodies

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[JPMNICK]

I am not being a dick, but I REALLY do not see the man face thing. People keep bringing it up and I continue to not see it.

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[Contra]

I have to confess I watch this show also. I think I like it because she seems like a huge whore. For a while she was banging a new guy every episode. Plus now that she died her hair she looks like even more of a dirty slut, and that gets my jollies off.

I also agree she looks better than her sister.

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[McNabbShouldDie]

The thing with Ashley is her nose. Maybe its just me but I cant get past that thing. And I guess Jessica does have an awful chin, but I'd still let my sack slap into it anyday.

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[Melrapuo]

I'd F both of them. Jessica has a slightly better body, but I think Ashlee is hotter.

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[Yerdaddy]

She does have that stripper next door look

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[Bama]

Ashley looks good in that new video. I've never seen her show so I don't know the magnitude of how annoying she is.

JS is the first TV girl I've ever thought was LESS attractive after knowing a little bit about her personality. I'm getting far too old.

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She stuffs, but STILL!! JoJo is the real deal.

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[Bama]

I'm all for jailbait humor but 13 is a little to low for me.

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[Arienette]

i personally find ashlee simpson is extremely unattractive. i'd give her a 3; a 3.5 on a good day from the right angle.

the real confession here is that adf gave her a 6.



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[JPMNICK]

i personally find ashlee simpson is extremely unattractive. i'd give her a 3; a 3.5 on a good day from the right angle.



I could not agree more. When I see her on her TV, there is never one time where I am like HOLY SHIT. When I watch Her sister I say that often.

I would give Jessica an 8.5

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[IrishAlkey]

This place is like the fucking twilight zone.

Jessica is stunning. You'd all fuck a tranny if there was no chance of getting caught.

doo doo doo doo

doo doo doo doo

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[Reephdweller]

I find Ashlee to be prettier than her sister. I do see the Jay Leno/Lurch thing that Jessica got going on but that doesn't mean I wouldn't run away in disgust if I saw my jizm dripping down that fat chin of hers. I dump and run, and laugh about it in the car on the way to Ashlees.

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I'd like to bang her hair back to yellow.

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[Arienette]

I find Ashlee to be prettier than her sisteri realize that this sort of thing is generally subjective but in this case, i can say without hesitation that you are just wrong. and insane. and blind.

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[fiestygal]

shes adorable- those girls have friggin horse shoes up their asses

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[canofsoup15]

I'd fuck her and then leave her on the side of the road in the middle of the desert where stupid peices of humanity such as herself rightfully belong. Ok, I'd leave her in Camden, but is there a difference?

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[Yerdaddy]

You'd all fuck a tranny if there was no chance of getting caught.

And if you'd get off it for five goddamn minutes! Ball hog!!!

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[Jennitalia]

she reminds me of Jan Brady:


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[keithy_19]

she reminds me of Jan Brady:


Marsha Marsha Marsha=Jessica Jessica Jessica.

Nose broken=Chin broken

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[JustJon]

she reminds me of Jan Brady:


Marsha Marsha Marsha=Jessica Jessica Jessica.
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I'd do Jess, Ashlee and their mom.

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[keithy_19]

Ok, she's hot too. But so is Ashlee. So is Jessica. I'd do all three.

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[Se7en]

I'm all for jailbait humor but 13 is a little to low for me.


If JoJo was 3 years older, I'd pick her over EITHER Simpson.

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How about Hayden Panettiere from "De-Lovely" "Joe Somebody" and "Remember the Titans" and Disney Channel's "Racing Stripes"?

She's a babe.

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Sat were you watching Tiger Cruise on Disney tonight?

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asheley simpsons not my type of musick but heavey metal theats a difrrent story

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[IrishAlkey]

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[JPMNICK]

Or off the wagon

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I would fuck her in the ass until she loved me.

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She's HOT!!!!

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