I'm lazier since I got a boyfriend

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

It's true. And I have been for 2 1/2 years.

This weekend I got called on it. Twice. I could have changed my toilet seat with a screw driver but I waited until skidmark came up.

Then at Target, instead of reaching for the box of cat liners on the top shelf, I called skidmark over to get them for me.

I'm a lazy-ass girlfriend.





































































But not where it counts.



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Thanks M1! Again!

I try to comprehend you but I have a dyslexic heart.

[Zipgun]

Yeah, but you know...

you're good in the sack.


So there's that.

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[JPMNICK]

i had the opposite. My ex was motivated and not lazy at all. But there was basically no sex life. As I mentioned, she is now my ex.

Nothing wrong with getting lazy. Skidmark is a gentleman and I am sure loves to do all of these things for you. and you are a good girlfriend for letting him. It makes him feel needed.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Skidmark is indeed a gentleman.

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Thanks M1! Again!

I try to comprehend you but I have a dyslexic heart.

[ChickenHawk]

Is this why women get fat after marriage?

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[fiestygal]

yea you may be lazy and make him your bitch but i am sure he makes you call him "KING" in bed

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[Mr.Angelino]

Skidmark is indeed a gentleman.



Sure, just ask Oinky.


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[Mike Teacher]

Then at Target, instead of reaching for the box of cat liners on the top shelf, I called skidmark over to get them for me.


Alice yer the best, but I gotta call ya on this one, only because that SO used to be me. When I was Drinky Drinkerton the fridge could be five feet away, but I'd be like 'can you grab me some more ice there?' It wasnt just a booze thing, it was a Me = Lazy thing.

The best thing is yer exactly 50% there; half the battle is in the Noticing, the other half is, to quote Nike, just doing it.

But it must be nice to be able to Call Out in a Loud, Proud voice in the middle of a Store, 'Hey, Skidmark!' That's ALWAYS Good Times.

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[A.J.]

I'm lazier since I got a boyfriend

So is the Governor of New Jersey.

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[Jennitalia]

My boyfriend spoils me rotten. When he's at my house, I'll try to do what I can to keep him happy. When we're in bed, I'll make him get up to turn the lights or tv off. Once I'm in bed, and I'm just worn out from him, I won't get up for anything

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[Iamnotatool]

I'm lazier since I was born. Just, lazy lazy lazy.
































Even where it counts :( ;)

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[Aggie]

I totally understand Fuzzy, my boyfriend is so sweet and helpful it makes me feel like I don't do enough and very lazy but that's part of the relationship, give and take.

On a related note, I'm lazier since I've been smokin', but I guess that shouldn't surprise me.

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