Carter is NOT going to the military

[FMJeff]

To quote Carter, "dud, i am a friggin pussy." Don't worry about it, and stop iming me.

:)

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[ScottBaio]

No way.. he asked me to water his plants while he was away.

Scott Baio can you water my plants while I kill Osama?


See?

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[FMJeff]

The only thing Carter can kill is the mood.

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[ScottBaio]

Jeff,

I hate to resort to such petty measures, but here's recorded proof that Carter has joined up and is heading overseas to kill Osama with a dull pencil.

<a href="http://www.everydaytrend.com/go/RonFez-Carter.mp3">Click here to listen</a>

I rule.

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This message was edited by ScottBaio on 9-24-01 @ 9:21 PM

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

How could Carter join the
Marines? His voice hasn't even
changed yet!

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[ScottBaio]

Heckler knew the real reason that Carter was being so modest...

<a href="http://www.everydaytrend.com/go/RonFez-Carter2.mp3">Click here to listen</a>

Yeah, I rule.

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[Captain Rooster]

Hehe - that's not what Ron and Fezzy told me...
by the wau Carter USMC really stands for Uncle Sam's Misguided Children - not US Marine Corps.

remember Army Army Army!!!!!

Rangers
Airborne
Green Berets
Delta Force - we know who really leads the way!!!!

ARMY!!!!!!


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[The Blowhard]

Carter, Cub Pack 123, licensed to kill! ;)

"It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees"

[Death Metal Moe]

Hey Carter. It'll be cool in the armed forces! I hear that the only place you can drink under the age of 21 in the US is on a base! So you can kick ass, and drink beer!

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[Fallon]

Carter:

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[ScottBaio]

WWFallon... if you're going to make a sig pic, remember that your sig pic is a representation of yourself and you're beginning to look stupid.

I'm subtle.

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[Fallon]

What? :)

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[Captain Rooster]

Carter, Cub Pack 123, licensed to kill!


hehe - classic!!!!! LOL!

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This message was edited by LTRooster on 9-25-01 @ 11:50 AM

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Carter, Cub Pack 123, licensed to kill!



Yes, he knows a million ways to kill a man with his merit badges...

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[JustJon]

just don't ask him what happened between him and the scout master in the tent... ;)

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[iscream22]

Wow, i dont know what is false and what is true. All I have to say is,,,, This is like a soap opera in Pinellas Park Florida!!

YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDY!

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I AM FOUL MOUTHED ELMO!

[HordeKing1]

Here's the scoop.

Carter ATTEMPTED to enlist, but was turned down. In the words of the recruiter;

"Son, anyone can enlist, but it takes a special man to run ronfez.net. Now get your sorry ass out of here and don't come back until you're 18 and can do at least 2 consecutive push ups!"

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[FMJeff]

gwen your sig pic is way too wide...drop about 90 pixels off that...

mods please keep an eye out for sig pics that are too wide...

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[Fallon]

mods please keep an eye out for sig pics that are too wide...

Mod's NOOOOW!!!

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[RF Godfather]

GET CARTER... NOW! Nooooo!?! It can't be... Carter deservest o fight for our country... say "country" little girl? whooops lost train of thought there, thanks Ron and Fez... He He He! PERIOD!

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Look up in the sky... it's a bird... it's a plane... no it's not Hurricane... it's THE RON & FEZ MARK!

RON AND FEZ! RON AND FEZ! RON AND FEZ!

[Gvac]

To quote Carter, "dud, i am a friggin pussy."

Jeff, I only met you the other night, and only for a very brief period. You seemed like a nice enough guy to me, though, and I don't understand why Carter would call you a "dud".

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Thanks again, WWFallon. You are an American hero.

[WALRUS]

Carter, Make us proud if you die. Die a hero we may shed a tear but remember when your alone in those cold nights in afganistan Iris loves you and that your fighting for Bayridge Brooklin

I am the walrus koo koo ka choo

"Remember Iris Loves you"

[FezWad]

Curse you Carter I already got a party lined up with baloon animal with Yaney!.................

(If no one knows who Yaney i he was a guy from Boot Camp and he made baloon animals and visited O and A)I love run-on sentences don't you?..............

Fez: How'd this dresser survive without a scratch? This must be some strong wood! Ron: Hehe, you said "strong wood"

[legroommusic]

Kill 'em in paterson carter

i got kicked out of my band, so now i'm stuck with the name

[IkeaBoy]

I love the smell of the emergence of a 2 and a half month old thread. It smells like uselessness.

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