Favorite or Defining Movie line

[jeffdwright2001]

I did several searches and couldn't find an existing thread. Apologies in advance if I've duplicated.

Mike the Teacher's defining song thread started me thinking about movies.

We quote movies all the time in life and especially on this board.

Sometimes our quote is a particular favorite from a movie and sometimes the quote defines the movie. Sometimes it's both.

What are some of your favorite lines?

A couple of mine:

I start with an exception because it's two lines from a movie -
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"I thought you said your dog did not bite."
"Zat is not my dog."

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"Listen. Do you smell something?"

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David St. Hubbins : We say, "Love your brother." We don't say it really, but...
Nigel Tufnel : We don't literally say it.
David St. Hubbins : No, we don't say it.
Nigel Tufnel : We don't really, actually mean it.
David St. Hubbins : No, we don't believe it either, but...

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Favorites:

You're gonna need a bigger boat.


Hans, boobie! I'm your white knight!


Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.


Over the line Smokey!!


Phone's ringing Dude. Thank you Donnie.


He tasks me! He tasks me!


I could go on and on.... that's not from a movie, that's me saying "I could go on and on..."

As for Defining, I'm not sure, but I always liked this one:

In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...

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[JPMNICK]

From the Rocky Movie - ADRIAN!!

Godfather "I made him an offer he couldn't refuse"
but there are so many from that movie.



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[jeffdwright2001]

Favorite from Witness:

::Milking a cow
Eli Lapp : You never had your hands on a teat before.
John Book : Not one this big.

Defining from Witness:

Eli Lapp : You be careful out among the English.

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"Did you ever steal something, even when you had money?"

-the second line spoken by Winona in 'Girl, Interrupted.'

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[Hoojibs]

Who's scruffy looking? Empire Strikes Back

When this thing hits 88 mph, you are going to see some serious shit. Back to the Future

Nazis!! I hate these guys. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

If he dies, he dies. Rocky IV

I hope it feels so good being right. There's nothing more exhilariting than pointing the shortcoming of others is there? Clerks

You will die before your stroke fell. Lord of the Rings The Two Towers

And you got these fucking claws and fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what tt do, man. I don't know how to kill the bunny with this you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean? Swingers

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"HEAD! PAPER! NOW! Move that mellon of yours and get the paper if you can. Haulin' that gargantuan cranium about. I'm not kidding that boys head is like sputnik, spherical but quite pointy at parts. "

"Now that was offside wasn't it? He'll be cryin' himself to sleep tonight on his huge pilla. "

3. "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

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[jocefus]

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who is your daddy and what does he do- kindergarden cop
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[yanks a tablecloth off of a table]
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37... in a row??

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[Hottub]

Hey, that was my card. YOU DICK!!

All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz and I'm fine.

Make up your mind dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?

Those guys are Fags!!

My old man is a television repair man. He's got this Ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

That was my skull!! I'm so wasted!!

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(I may have dreamt that one)

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[JPMNICK]

37... in a row??


best line ever.

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[fezident]

"We're on a mission from God" -The Blues Bros.









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[FUNKMAN]

Sarah Michele Gellar in Cruel Intentions

"if you win you can put it anywhere"


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[murfee]

clarence boddicer from robocop bitches leave


joe poo ruulz and bring ron
and fez back to nyc damm it

[FUNKMAN]

a few Steve Martin classics...

"die you gravy sucking pigs"
"die you son of a motherless goat"
"into the mud scumqueen!"
"i was born a poor black child"

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[fezident]

"Bro was on! Didn't trip, but the folks was freakin' man. And the pilots was laid to the bone homes....."

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[EQ]

"Bring back some beer.. and.. some Cleaning supplies "


" A Dingo ate My Baby!!"


" I coulda been somebody. I coulda been a contender..
.. instead of a bum, which is what I am"

[SpicyMcHaggis]

Randal: I always said this job would be good if it weren't for the customers. -Clerks

Brodie: That kid is on the escalator again! -Mallrats

Loki: ...but I do believe in this!
Bartleby: (as shooting is occuring) "But I do believe in this." What does that even mean? -Dogma

Silent Bob: (after train passenger looks at him for throwing Loki and Bartleby off the train) ...No ticket.

Last one can also be taken from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade when Indy throws the Nazi off the blimp.

"Snootch to the nootch."

[cheezeemee]

Great Thread
Jurassic Park
Ian Malcom: God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth.
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[EQ]

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- also from Waiting for Guffman:

" You're Bastard People! "

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IT'S NOT A TUMAH!!!!

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Where'd you get those suits from, the... toilet store?

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Henry : Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.



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[fezident]

"Shut up, you fucking jew"!

"Eric...did you just say the 'F word'"?

"Jew"????
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"Shut up, you fucking jew"!

"Eric...did you just say the 'F word'"?

"Jew"????
SOUTH PARK


Was that from the southpark movie?

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[jocefus]

you better pray to the god of skinny little punks, that this wind doesnt kick up or im gonna come over there and jam an oar up your ass....

also from the same movie

little kid:no its's some other fat guy with a tiny head.
tomy: i have a tiny head?

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UTAH!!!! Get me two.

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[jocefus]

this tall drink of cocksucker aint dead yet..

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[Doctor Manhattan]

My Clerks DVD is signed by Kevin too. I'll gonna double dip like a sucker for Clerks X in a couple weeks.
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Favorite:

They put a sign on him?!

Misfire. Kill that son of a bitch!

I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned.

Defining lines:

Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.

Yeah, well, I guess he had it comin'.

We all got it comin', kid.

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Prof. Plum: You don't know what kind of people they have at the U.N., I might go up in their estimation

Mr. Green: It is political, you're a communist!

Miss Scarlet: No, Mr. Green. Communism is just a red herring.


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[jocefus]

one thing you never touch is another man's french fries..

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Big ups to amy, aggie, satcam,adf and fluff for the sigs..

hey my man, what it look like

[BoondockSaint]

Miss Beryl : Mr. Sullivan, you're wearing a necktie. Are you in trouble with the law again?

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Thanks to monsterone for the sig!

[gunslinger]

- It's just a flesh wound

- I love the smell of napalm in the morning, smells like victory

- Everyone's a suspect madame

- ... and I'm mister rabbit, running thru the forest killing all the other animals...

[FUNKMAN]

Groucho Marx

"you know i'd buy you a parachute if i thought it wouldn't open"

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[mothershucker]

"Billy, Billy, Billy, drinks are on the house!"

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

[monsterone]

do you know what "nemesis" means? a righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.


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[monsterone]

what is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? you really jarred something loose tiger.


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[FUNKMAN]

Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?"
Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight."

Groucho: "you will have to sign this sanity clause."
Chico: "You can't a fool a me there ain't no sanity clause"

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[shamus mcfitzy]

Cruel Intentions:
"if you win you can put it anywhere"


EDDIE: Nobody saw what happened to Mr. Blue?

MR. BLONDE: Well, he's either dead or he's alive or the cops got him or they don't.


The one from Cruel Intentions is actually a line that left an impression on me even though that was a movie i waited for so long and then it completely disappointed me.

Some others from Reservoir Dogs:

"Fuck you!!!!!! Fuck you!!!!!! I'm fuckin' duuuuuuyin!!!!!!"

"I bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan"

"If they hadn't ah done what I told them not to do, they'd still be alive"

"If you beat this prick long enough he'd tell you he started the goddamn Chicago fire, but that doesn't necessarilly make it fuckin' so!!!!!!


Really my favorite line ever is like every one from the Huey Lewis and the News scene in "American Psycho".

[Dudeman]

Ralphie: You think you're hot shit, but you're really just cold diarrhea.

Steve Rodgers: Special people?
Dawn Weiner: Yeah.
Steve Rodgers: Do you know what "special people" means?
Dawn Weiner: What?
Steve Rodgers: Special people equals retarded. Your club is for retards


Dr. Rumack: Can you fly this plane and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Dr. Rumack: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.


Capt. Clarence Oveur: Joey, you like movies about gladiators?


IT'S A 106 MILES TO CHICAGO. WE'VE GOT A FULL TANK OF GAS, HALF A PACK OF CIGARETTES, IT'S DARK, AND WE'RE WEARING SUNGLASSES.



-I'll log off now, and listen to your
response.-

[keithy_19]

"It's easy to grin when your ship comes in and you have the stock market beat. But a man worthwhile is a man who can smile when his tights are too short in his seat."

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[monsterone]

you are such a fuckass.

did you just call me a fuckass? you can go suck a fuck.

oh, please, tell me elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?

if you don't know, i'm not going to tell you.


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[Snoogans]

Yo, would you guys shut up about weed for 2 seconds, ok, i dont want this girl to know i smoke-
Yea, especially since you a janitor yo-
CUSTODIAN, DICK

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GO SAWX!!!!!
Rollin down the Street, Smokin Indo, sippin on Gin & Juice Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[monsterone]

hey, hey. yeah you, get up. what are you retarded, get off the fucking car.

hey dickless get off the fucking car. hey fuck suck get your slippery fucking ass of the car. listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass.

shut that cunts mouth or i'll come over ther and fuck start her head.

you're gonna wish you never got up this fucking morning asshole, because my boyfriend's gonna fuck you up, and then after that while he's fucking up your fucking gay uncle over there i'm gonna cut off your cock and mail it to your mother. you fucking faggot bitch. you gaylord fucking bitch. how do you like that? you like that a lot you fucking faggot? You like to ass fuck? fontanella fucking baby head. you like to fuck baby head?

go ahead

you like to fuck boys. he's gonna fuck you in the ass, how do you like that he's not even gay but he'll do it just...

honey honey. she's got a big mouth but she's not kidding. i'm gonna whip you silly and i'm gonna fuck you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? first dance is yours.

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