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morecowbell11
08-25-2004, 01:40 AM
i cry when i touch it, but not out of shame, or guilt. in fact just the opposite. i cry for the raw beauty of it. i grasp my manhood and relish the joy that one man can give himself and the inherit aesthic picture that arrises within me. a feeling of such empowerement that i behold, the knowledge that in a matter of moments i will give myself an array of emotions that are so powerful that men have killed and have been killed for them. as i ride my self induced rollercoaster, i run the gament of feelings, first is sweet anticipation. what mental painting will i delineate to help me climb to my rapturous peak. what iniquitous siren will tease and taunt my brain with her libidinous way. then there's the raw physical aspect of it. my hand is undulating on my most sensitive of areas. sweat beads on my forehead but is payed no attention, there is the rythmic sounds of flesh on flesh and muffled moans cascading throughout the room. all the while pure orgasmic exctasy is creeping up on me. then the moment arrises. the moment when all earthly processes siece to exist and time is no longer relevant. my face contorts and my muscles are spasmic. my breathing hypervents and then haults all together. out of my body comes the most potent concoction known to man. i thrust and heave it forward with tremendous force, within this serum are the blueprints to create life. i am now awash in peace and tranquility and all that is left is to throw away the sock.

reeshy
08-25-2004, 02:51 AM
One answer...Gay Men's Health CLinic Choir!!!!!!!!

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08-25-2004, 03:39 AM
Get a blog you filthy kitten killer.

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Katylina
08-25-2004, 04:21 AM
i cry when i touch it


I do too!

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08-25-2004, 05:01 AM
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Katylina
08-25-2004, 05:04 AM
Amy, are you telliing me that you don't cry when you touch it??? I thought it was a universal thing.

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reeshy
08-25-2004, 05:08 AM
I cry when you touch it!!!!!

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SilentSpic
08-25-2004, 05:19 AM
I cry when no one touches it.

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08-25-2004, 05:23 AM
This guy made a lot of money from "Crying":
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Hottub
08-25-2004, 05:30 AM
I cry when Reeshy touches it!!

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ADF
08-25-2004, 05:31 AM
Dude, two words- spell checker.

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08-25-2004, 05:42 AM
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reeshy
08-25-2004, 08:50 AM
I cry when Reeshy touches it!!


Oh,yiou liar, you!!!!!!

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Freakshow
08-25-2004, 09:00 AM
i cry when i touch it

Dude, all that noise. Your parents are going to catch you doing it. Then you'll have something to cry about.

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DJEvelEd
08-25-2004, 05:02 PM
in a matter of moments i will give myself an array of emotions that are so powerful that men have killed and have been killed for them.


Let's go through the emotions:

Horniness - seeing your sister changing her tampon
Sneakiness - getting your porn out/bathroom fan
Love - staring at your own personal bulbous head
Anger - at those scabs that are still weeping
Chilliness - when your balls hit the ceramic toilet
Extacy - when you sperm all over your pet gerbil
Fear - when you smell your balls after your finger's been up your ass and then rubbing your balls
Hatred - when you lick & suck your Sperm/F‘ces covered fingers afterwards


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FUNKMAN
08-25-2004, 05:08 PM
i cry when i touch it


Dude, two words- the clap

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Evilpete
08-25-2004, 05:34 PM
I cry whrn I touch it too...mostly because I'm the only one touching it lately

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Reephdweller
08-25-2004, 07:59 PM
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I don't cry, I just show the lip.

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08-25-2004, 11:54 PM
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08-31-2004, 05:45 PM
strange...

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jeffdwright2001
09-01-2004, 03:44 AM
I cry every time this thread resurfaces.

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09-01-2004, 09:57 AM
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"I cry because I can't touch it"

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morecowbell11
09-16-2004, 12:05 AM
its 4:03 and ive cried twice and still cant fall asleep. is it a compliment or an insult to say that im about to spank thrice to old pics of effme boobs in the file library

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TheMojoPin
09-16-2004, 07:21 AM
That's almost like poetry.

Or you're Morrissey.

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Katylina
09-16-2004, 07:30 AM
"I cry because I can't touch it"


Awful and twisted... I love it! You made me snarf my milk when I read that.

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mothershucker
09-16-2004, 07:43 AM
THAT, my friend, was quite disturbing.

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker