Why I Love Mojo

[reeshy]

Mojo has always been there for me...yea...we had our differences,,mostly political...but I would like to think that we think alike in other ways!!!

This man saved my life tonight...he talked me off the ledge...he gave me another reason for living!!!


Mojo is the best....Mojo for Emperor of the World!!!!

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[Reephdweller]

Mojo is a good egg. I like him too. He's a tad itchy with the locky finger from time to time but he's got a job to do and I respect him. Mojo rocks! :)


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[Tall_James]

Mojo taught me how to make an awesome blueberry pie and one time he took out my appendix when it was about to burst.

He's a good egg that one. Glad he could help you out too Reeshy. :)


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[reeshy]

I'm telling you..the he walked out onto that ledge like it was a sidewalk...and he was wearing his spats too!!!!!

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[Katylina]

This one time I met this guy on the Internet, and he was about to cut me open and take out my kidneys and submerge me into a tub full of ice, when Mojo walked in and told him to scram. He can be my superman!

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[Hottub]

Mojo is quite special. He has given quite a few board members the courage to come out of the closet. His example is inspiring. We love Mojo!

Plus I owe him one for getting my kitty cat down from that tree.

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[Katylina]

Mojo, Mojo-- he's our man, if he can't do it no one can! YAAAAAAAAY MOJO!

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[reeshy]

He has given quite a few board members the courage to come out of the closet.


This ain't a confession...is it????

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[A.J.]

Mojo isn't real. He's an Internet character.

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[Reephdweller]

Our father who art in heaven, Mojo be thy name...

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[reeshy]

Mojo blessed my first child and he will be the next Pope!!!

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[Hottub]

Mojo fathered my 1st child.



and then delivered him!!

GO MOJO!!

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[Katylina]

May we all bow down to Mojo:


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[SilentSpic]

When I came to America in 1987 from Columbia, Mojo taught me the English language.

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[Katylina]

Mojo is the reason why I became a special educator!

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[Tall_James]

Mojo shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Then he changed his mind, saved the guys life and then bought him a Cadillac.

How do I know? Because that man was me. Thank you Mojo.

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[curtoid]

If you lead a good life, and say your prayers at night, you will die and be welcomed into bookstore in Reston, Virginia by Mojo.



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[jeffdwright2001]

Mojo is really the tooth fairy.

Well, I can't verify that the "tooth" part is accurate but everything else is spot on.

Either way, Mojo is great!!

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[Doctor Manhattan]

http://www.hvrsd.k12.nj.us/Timberlane/students/Andrew/forrester2.jpg

I love Mojo's new Mod Quote Pic

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[chgojim]

Although I rarely post, I am compelled to write about Mojo, as I read the board to try and keep up with R&F, I have encountered the gifted writing and wisdom of this man called the "Mojo" as such I will dedicate my life, no...more yet!!! the lives of my children to the teachings of the Mojo!

Mojotology!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Reephdweller]

One old winter's night a few years back I was accosted by some menacing urban youths, when from out of nowhere Mojo jumped out and grabbed one of the kids, pulled his still beating heart from his chest and showed it to him so he could see how black it was before he died.

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[mikeyboy]

Allow me to read a little something from the book of Mojo...

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

To Mojo-- the Bill Brasky of the board!

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Thanks M1! Again!

I try to comprehend you but I have a dyslexic heart.

[Tall_James]

Pray for Mojo.

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[Hottub]

Nice call, Alice! (http://p208.ezboard.com/fbillbraskyrecreationsocietyfrm1)

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[A.J.]

Pray for Mojo.

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[curtoid]

http://www.hvrsd.k12.nj.us/Timberlane/students/Andrew/forrester2.jpg
I love Mojo's new Mod Quote Pic

Me too!

I think I may start calling him "Internet's Mojo" out of respect to "TV's Frank."



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[Katylina]

If I could be a superhero
I would be Mojo Man
I'd fly around the world fighting crime
According to my Mojo plan
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
Hurting other people and making them cry
I'd haul them off to jail in my Mojo van
`Cause I would be Mojo man

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[ADF]

I think we should have Lessjo.

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[keithy_19]

One time, I was going to post about a very embarassing thing that would get me tooled on by everyone, and Mojo told me to just be myself. So I've been myself and I've been tooled on so much. GOD BLESS YOU MOJO!

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[jeffdwright2001]

I'd share my intimate thoughts with him over a cup of joe at the Borders Cafe.

Then I'd hit it.

Joe

Friday's here, time for a can of beer.

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[Katylina]

One time, I was going to post about a very embarassing thing that would get me tooled on by everyone, and Mojo told me to just be myself. So I've been myself and I've been tooled on so much. GOD BLESS YOU MOJO!


Hahahahahahahaha! Classic.

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[Mike Teacher]

His... Name... Is....

Mojo! - thats his name dont you forget, I said thats

Mojo! - He wont even break a sweat; he comes on like...

Tojo! - He be throwing fists like bombs around, then goes to...

Hojo! To suck another Chocolate Shake down...; he faster then...

FloJo! ok I cant think anymore and this is really stupid

I said MOJO!

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[BoondockSaint]

I love Mojo because she is the best mother a boy could have.

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M1 is the shit!

[Katylina]

Will the real Mod Mojo please stand up?

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[Tall_James]

Mr. Mojo's Risin'...in the popularity polls!

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[jeffdwright2001]

His... Name... Is....

Mojo! - thats his name dont you forget, I said thats

Mojo! - He wont even break a sweat; he comes on like...

Tojo! - He be throwing fists like bombs around, then goes to...

Hojo! To suck another Chocolate Shake down...; he faster then...

FloJo! ok I cant think anymore and this is really stupid

I said MOJO!

He cleaner than Gojo.

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[jeffdwright2001]

Mojo Dancer - your life is calling.
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[TheMojoPin]

Well I'll be kajiggered.

This makes me wish I was a real live boy, and not some soulless automaton carved out of wood, plastic and sin.

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[Tall_James]

His... Name... Is....

Mojo! - thats his name dont you forget, I said thats

Mojo! - He wont even break a sweat; he comes on like...

Tojo! - He be throwing fists like bombs around, then goes to...

Hojo! To suck another Chocolate Shake down...; he faster then...

FloJo! ok I cant think anymore and this is really stupid

I said MOJO!

Dojo! Schoolin' ninjas like a mofo

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[badorties]

mojo was way cool / everybody loved mojo / everybody wanted to hang out with him . anything he wanted to do, he did / he turned water into wine, and if he wanted to, he could have turned wheat into marijuana, sugar into cocaine, or vitamin pills into amphetamines / he walked on water and swam on land / he was way cool / he would tell these stories and people would listen / that's way cool / if you were blind or lame or deaf, you'd just go to mojo and he'd put his hand on you and you'd be healed / mojo could've scored more goals than wayne gretzkey / he could've danced better than baryshnikov / he could've played the giutar better than jimi hendrix / he could've baked the most delicious cake anyone ever tasted / mojo could've been funnier than any comedian you can think of / he was way cool / he told people to eat his body and drink his blood / that's way cool / mojo was way cool! / but then some people got jealous of how cool he was, and they killed him / but then he rose from the dead and danced around and then went up to heaven / that's so cool! mojo was way cool!


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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Well, maybe he went to get a sideways haircut
Maybe he went to get a striped shirt
Maybe he went to get some plastic shoes
Maybe he went to get some funny sunglasses

Well, maybe he went to get an Air Force parka
Maybe he went to get a Vespa scooter
Maybe he went to get a British flag
Maybe he went to go Mod Ska dancing

Well, maybe he went to get a mohawk
And maybe he went to get some gnarly thrash boots
Maybe he went to go ride his skateboard
Maybe he went to see the Circle Jerks


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Thanks M1! Again!

I try to comprehend you but I have a dyslexic heart.

[mikeyboy]

I've been off the Mojo bandwagon since he showed up at a party at my house. High as a kite, he stood on my roof and proclaimed "I AM A GOLDEN MOD!" before hurling himself into the pool.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I heard he made a groupie do it with a mud shark.

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Thanks M1! Again!

I try to comprehend you but I have a dyslexic heart.

[Tall_James]

Rumor has it that of all the plaster casts molded from Mod junk - Mojo's is the most bent.

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[Katylina]

I love Mojo because of those six pack abs of his...
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[Tall_James]

I love Mojo because of those six pack abs of his...
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...and his camel toe

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[hatetreehighway]

cause he's hot and looks good coming and going.

[JustJon]

http://aimovie.warnerbros.com/gif/logo.gif

His love is real. He is not.

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[Aggie]

You scare me sometimes Reeshy, it's almost like you have two personalities.

I already professed my love for Mojo in your old thread (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/39885/page/Why_I_Don_t_Like_Mojo.htm)

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[shamus mcfitzy]

While Mojo was touring the country spreading his message, he stopped at North Carolina and actually taught a young Natron Means to have confidence in himself and his abilities. Bless you Mojo!!! You truly are a king among men!!!

[reeshy]

I have it on relable sources, that if it weren't for Mojo, the Berlin Wall would still be standing!!!!

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[Tall_James]

Mojo played the saxaphone player in "The Lost Boys"

He got skillz...

http://thighswideshut.org/videos/sax.gif

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[mikeyboy]

Mojo invented penicillin, smells like Starburst, and wrote 95% percent of the songs sampled on Paul's Boutique

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[smiler grogan]

I heard he dug out the Grand Canyon all be himself.

[shamus mcfitzy]

I hear the Greek government wanted to build a statue of Mojo, but he refused, so they built the one of Truman instead.

[keithy_19]

Can I have that saxophone player as my mod quote?

http://64.177.177.182/katylina/lohansig.jpg

[reeshy]

After exhaustive research, I found out that the writer of the Movie "Super Fly" based the entire script around Mojo's life....Mojo...A Man of All Seasons!!!!!!

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[TheMojoPin]

Can I have that saxophone player as my mod quote?

No.

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[high fly]

Mojo made cold fusion in a mayonaise jar.




" and they ask me why I drink"
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[high fly]

Mojo put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong.

" and they ask me why I drink"
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[BandofBrothers]

http://img58.exs.cx/img58/5458/joint1.jpg
Without Mojo... who knows how long this child would be deprived of weed? HOW LONG I ASK U! Now that's a hero who helps the weak and stupid...

B.o.B.

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"Now, stop me if I'm wrong Ed, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship built in the civil war era."

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[Yerdaddy]

Mojo stinks!

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Fuck it from behind.

[fiestygal]

mojo is a state of being...


he is filled with marshmellow-y goodness with hair as fine as silk and as shiney as golden stalks of wheat


be one with your inner self...



















OM.....ommmm...ommmmm

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AIM- yelowrose1981

Its time to party.... Italian Style

[reeshy]

I was feeling down tonight...I was all alone...I have no friends...when all of a sudden a bright light came out of my bedroom closet...the doors swung open ...and out cam Mojo to comfort me in my hour of need...Mojo actually came out of the closet....God bless Mojo...or should I say...Mojo bless Mojo!!!!!!

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[whoopsy]

when i was getting no ass at all, Mojo said, no sweat, you can fuck my sister, she'll do anybody.

takes somebody damned cool to make that offer.

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[high fly]

Mojo can make a gray sky blue
Can make it rain, if ever he want it to
Can build a castle from a single grain of sand
Can make a ship sail on dry land

And yes, he CAN get next to you, babe...




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[reeshy]

when i was getting no ass at all, Mojo said, no sweat, you can fuck my sister, she'll do anybody.


I hate to derail a thread...especially my own...but that was a pretty fucked up thing to say, Dickhead!!!!

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[high fly]

Ever see Mojo do The Indian RopeTrick?

In-fuckin-credible.





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[whoopsy]

I hate to derail a thread...especially my own...but that was a pretty fucked up thing to say, Dickhead!!!!


jokes, brotha, jokes. didn't mean to go out of bounds.

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[Katylina]

when i was getting no ass at all, Mojo said, no sweat, you can fuck my sister, she'll do anybody.


Actually, that was pretty god damn funny.

My favorite part of the softball game was when Mojo single handedly lifted up sexybastard into the ambulace yesterday and fixed both of his ankles.

You're a great man MojoPin.

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[shamus mcfitzy]

I had a dream the other night where I had stolen a bunch of money from some kind of hillbilly gangsters, but then had to go back and steal their plane from them to get away. Of course, I don't realize I can't fly a plane until I'm actually there and get caught. So the hillbilly gangsters are chasing me around, trying to kill me with harpoons, which is absolutely terrifying. I have a gun, but I can't shoot anything to save my life, literally, so I end up surrounded by harpoon-wielding hillbilly gangsters (Freud just had a seizure over that one). I use the last bullet to shoot myself...except as I'm doing so, I simply decide to will myself to live. Thusly, I suddenly jump up with a gaping bullet hole in my head, scare off the hillbilly gangsters, and am free to go with my money...except I'm stuck in a barren wasteland in the middle of nowhere.


that says it all

did the hillbillies have loafers?

[TheMojoPin]

I think they were Hush Puppies.

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[jeffdwright2001]

I think they were Hush Puppies.

Odd, I thought Hillbillies just had a bunch of Keds.

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"It is not best to use our morals weekdays, it gets them out of repair for Sunday." - Mark Twain 1898

Thanks to Reefy & M1 for my sigs!!

[reeshy]

I had a dream last night that Pope John Paul II passed away and the council of Cardinals went into session.....the shortest time it had ever been for the selection of the new Holy Father....15 minutes.....out to the balcony came....you guessed it....Pope Mojo 1....resplendent in his white gowns and silk slippers...What a heavenly sight to behold....Millions convert in the first day of his Papacy!!!!!!

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[TheMojoPin]

"In my first act as Pope...man-love is not only accepted...IT IS REQUIRED."

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1979 << I love my drug buddy... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[jeffdwright2001]

"In my first act as Pope..

Ladies, look out for that Papal smear.



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"It is not best to use our morals weekdays, it gets them out of repair for Sunday." - Mark Twain 1898

Thanks to Reefy & M1 for my sigs!!

[Iamnotatool]

While Mojo was touring the country spreading his message, he stopped at North Carolina and actually taught a young Natron Means to have confidence in himself and his abilities. Bless you Mojo!!! You truly are a king among men!!!


That wasn't the message he was spreading.




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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[TheMojoPin]

When I said I got "the clap," it didn't always mean a generous round of applause.

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1979 << I love my drug buddy... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[reeshy]

CNN News " there was an unidentified man holding Osama bin Laden at gun point in the deserts of Afghanistan...A shot rang out...Osama fell down dead....the unidentified man ran back into a sandstorm.... he was reportedly wearing a golden miter and white robes" Werner Wolf reporting...



Mojo???????????????

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[jeffdwright2001]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/jeffdwright2001/heartirishmojo.jpg

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"It is not best to use our morals weekdays, it gets them out of repair for Sunday." - Mark Twain 1898

Thanks to Reefy & M1 for my sigs!!

[blakjeezis]

He don't sweat much for a fat lass.

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If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!!
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Split bones sticking out of her virgin, white gown/She spread herself out like butter when she smacked the ground.

[Aggie]

I think of Mojo everytime I watch 'Home Movies' and I see Walter and Perry.

I don't know why, probably cuz I made him a sig of them but I just do. Just wanted to share in the love.

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[reeshy]

Mojo is love!!!!! It may be man-love...but it's still love!!!!

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[Tall_James]

<p>I was looking for the thread in which I posted this gif file...</p><p><img height="188" src="http://thighswideshut.org/videos/sax.gif" width="250" border="0" /></p><p>and thought it important to let the world know that Mojo is STILL the man.&nbsp; SHAKE THAT SAX PLAYING ASS!</p>

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