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SatCam
08-27-2004, 03:24 PM
It has the perfect blend of eggs and viniger! It works with any type of cold-cut, from ham to genoa salami!
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reeshy
08-27-2004, 03:50 PM
Mayo on salami????....HERESY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-27-2004, 04:07 PM
Pastrami on white with mayo. Now THAT"S heresy!
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Fallon
08-27-2004, 04:19 PM
from ham to genoa salami!
Yuck!
I use yellow mustard for those.
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SatCam
08-27-2004, 04:27 PM
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PanterA
08-27-2004, 04:31 PM
I only put mayo on tuna.
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Fallon
08-27-2004, 04:33 PM
I only put mayo on tuna.
Tuna and Turkey sandwiches for me. That's it.
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-27-2004, 04:39 PM
roast beef on rye with swiss cheese, tomato, and lettuce and mayo. Mmmm!
Even better with chipotle mayo.
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more cowbells
08-27-2004, 04:48 PM
It has the perfect blend of eggs and viniger!
everybody knows that mayo goes BEST with eggs as an egg salad sammich even though mayo is made from eggs.
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reeshy
08-27-2004, 06:39 PM
The one thing I LOVE mayo with is a plain tomatoe sandwich...little salt and pepper and a juicy beafsteak tomatoe...on white bread !!!!!!!!
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JohnnyCash
08-27-2004, 06:41 PM
Mayo is great on any deli sandwich.
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morecowbell11
08-27-2004, 06:43 PM
add some lettuce and bacon to that and your in business
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reeshy
08-27-2004, 06:45 PM
add some lettuce and bacon to that and your in business
That's cool too..but I never eat lettuce...I use Spinach leaves!!!!!
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Mike Teacher
08-27-2004, 06:57 PM
Eggs and Vinegar for sure, maybe a little lemon juice, plus one other, Oil. Up to 65% pure frickin oil baby, so hello arteries!
Hey I love the shit. And its the science teachers dream of showing how to do emulsification; mixing two things that normally would not mix, using a third thingy so the things mix. but they dont really mix, mayo is a suspension; little particles and molecules of each thing, small enough that they [usually] dont settle or seperate.
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'OK, what if we mixed the mayo in with the tuna fi.. Wait a Minute! Chuck! What if we Feed the Mayo to the Tuna Fish!'
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keithy_19
08-30-2004, 09:57 AM
I like it on tuna. Other then that, it reminds me of cum and that disgusts me. Would you eat turkey and cum on bread? Seriously? That's nasty.
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jeffdwright2001
08-30-2004, 10:00 AM
I like it on tuna. Other then that, it reminds me of cum and that disgusts me. Would you eat turkey and cum on bread? Seriously? That's nasty.
Sooo . . . you're ok with eating cum on tuna?
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blakjeezis
08-30-2004, 10:55 AM
Would you eat turkey and cum on bread?
No. I would, however, eat turkey and cum on Lindsey Lohan. So there you have it.
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furie
08-30-2004, 12:36 PM
I hate Mayo because they beat Fermanagh this year.
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Jennitalia
08-30-2004, 02:45 PM
I'm lovin the Garlic Paradise and Herb Sensations flavored mayos.
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walking joint
08-30-2004, 03:09 PM
I like it on tuna. Other then that, it reminds me of cum and that disgusts me. Would you eat turkey and cum on bread? Seriously? That's nasty.
Sooo . . . you're ok with eating cum on tuna?
not just okay with it...he likes it.
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Katylina
08-30-2004, 03:32 PM
Why I Love Mayo
I guess this means you're not black.
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WRESTLINGFAN
09-06-2004, 02:23 PM
Ham, swiss on rye with mustard. Put mayo on it, then its blasphemy
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reeshy
09-06-2004, 02:24 PM
I like mayo because SatCam smears it on his ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Zipgun
09-06-2004, 03:05 PM
Mayo was invented by the French to cover the stench of rotting meat.
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