View Full Version : Today, I fucked the system!
blakjeezis
09-09-2004, 06:54 PM
Anyone who's in college can tell you what an absolute fucking ripoff the textbook situation is. The charge you $85 for a new book, buy it back of you for $10, and then sell it used for $50. It's bullshit, and in most cases, there is nothing that can be done about it; the university bookstore has a monopoly. Today, I scored one for us.
I had to buy a book for a class I had yesterday. The professor told us to make sure we got the 2004 version of the book, some people had bought the 2003 version, meaning that the bookstore had both. The books look exactly the same, although the 2003 version is about $20 cheaper. The wheels start to turn.
I pick up a 2004 edition and my leatherman tool. I scratch the UPC barcode on the back and bring it up to the register. When it doesn't scan, I tell the register broad that I'll go get another one. I grab the 2003 edition, remember, it looks exactly the same and bring it up to the counter. She scans it through for $20 less. I pay, grab the 2004 edition and beat feet.
Yeah it's only 20 bucks, but like all things, it's the principle. Fuck them!
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BoondockSaint
09-09-2004, 07:00 PM
And it will be extra $$ when you sell it back in two weeks for booze money.
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extracheese
09-09-2004, 07:07 PM
Wouldnt it have been easier to stick a gun in their face and demand cash??
Theft is theft. The extra effort doesnt get you any "bonus points".
One day your son will come home with tales of how he robbed 'this one and that'. Maybe he will start a thread patting himself on the back also. Apple doesnt fall far from the tree.
cheezeemee
09-09-2004, 07:11 PM
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Blakjeezis then ran out in front of the store and began to toot his own horn.
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Mike Teacher
09-09-2004, 07:45 PM
Having worked with those Textbook companies for years; well done!
That 'Must Get New Edition Old one is Worthless' might be true if the class is called "Middle East Studies", but for most, like Latin? Fuck em.
They're like the Pharma Industry. Money up the ass, much due to price gouging.
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Crippler
09-09-2004, 08:03 PM
Way to go BJ, the sale/pricing/resale of school books is most often a legal form of rape. Today you truly scored one for thr good guys!
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monsterone
09-09-2004, 08:19 PM
man trump, what are you gonna do with all that loot?
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Freebird
09-09-2004, 08:27 PM
Drinks for everyone, and jeezis is paying!! :)
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FUNKMAN
09-09-2004, 08:52 PM
ingenuity at work... this book system they have going sounds just like the used car business. trade your car in and plan on having a gaping butthole...
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Justice4all
09-09-2004, 08:56 PM
And who says you can't learn anything practical in college.
Bravo BJ! Think you can do that for a car so I can get a Mustang Cobra for the price of a Ford Focus?
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09-09-2004, 10:14 PM
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JohnnyCash
09-10-2004, 07:27 AM
The prices of text books are insane. When I was in school I only bought 2 books. I would just borrow someone elses if I really needed it but I got by. I wasnt going to spend $80 on a book I would look at only 1 or 2 times. My sister is away at school now and she just spent a small fortune on books. Its crazy. Good for you BJ.
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walking joint
09-10-2004, 07:34 AM
i was lucky enough to have parents who would buy my books. so i didn't mind the system, as i kept the money when i sold them back. in fact i would always tell my parents i spent more than i did, just to have more beer money. there were a few times when i told my parents i needed a new book mid semester, just so they would send me cash. i'm pathetic.
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Tall_James
09-10-2004, 07:52 AM
Ironically, I used the same tactics when I bought this book...
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Doctor Manhattan
09-10-2004, 08:35 AM
The professor told us to make sure we got the 2004 version of the book, some people had bought the 2003 version
I want to kill Profs that do that shit. (That's why I never purchased books before going to the class, And profs that are get mad that I'm "unprepared" get a little lecture from me about why I do it)
In most cases the changes from year to year are very minor. If the new verision is dramatically different that I can see it, but usually the Prof just wants to be able to say "Turn to page 37" and have everyone see the same chapter instead of "Please go to the chapter called 'xxxxxx'" which might be on page 38 for the older version because a picture was moved around on page 30 for the new version.
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JPMNICK
09-10-2004, 08:40 AM
my books cost more than 10% of my tuition. Yes my tuition is cheap because i go to a state school, under 4000 per semester, but i always spent over 400 per semester on books.
it was a little more worth it for me becase i was buying books on topics that continue to change and evolve (computers). I have never sold back a book either. i keep them all for refrence.
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furie
09-10-2004, 09:15 AM
i never sold my books back. fuck'em i'd rather let the books rot.
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jeffdwright2001
09-10-2004, 09:26 AM
So remember kids, next time you are at the bookstore and tempted to pay full price for the correct book, just ask yourself "What Would Blackjeezis Do?"
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Crippler
09-10-2004, 10:27 AM
just ask yourself "What Would Blackjeezis Do?"
Where do I sign up for the t-shirt, the bumper sticker, silly cloth bracelets? I want 'em all!
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FUNKMAN
09-10-2004, 11:53 AM
I fucked the system!
here's a new one...
'in russia the system fucks you'
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earthseawitch
09-10-2004, 12:54 PM
Funny, I didn't think anything about spending $600 for my daughter's books when she started Penn State....
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PanterA
09-10-2004, 12:56 PM
Does the system have a sister, or a friend you can hook me up with?
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