I JO'ed to a Dell commercial [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

JesterOfSadness

09-16-2004, 01:31 PM

The one with the blonde and the goth chic...mainly the goth chic.

I dunno, once I see the goth chic...whammo

Everytime it comes on...well...yeah. And when I'm over a friends house and it comes on, I tell them I gotta run home for something

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Fallon

09-16-2004, 01:35 PM

http://pdc.csusb.edu/DellSteven.jpg
"Dude, you're getting a boner!"

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reeshy

09-16-2004, 01:38 PM

You know, I was going to start a thread about this...watch the very end of the commercial whrere the Goth chick puts the snake around the Valley Girl...just as the commercial ends, Goth Chick is just about to cup Valley girl's right tit with her left hand...I study these things!!!!!

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JesterOfSadness

09-16-2004, 01:39 PM

holy shit man i noticed that EVERYTIME

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Fallon

09-16-2004, 01:46 PM

Here (8th post) (http://www.broadbandreports.com/forum/remark,11070361~mode=flat) is a minute long version of the commercial. Now you can jerkoff to it anytime!

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JesterOfSadness

09-16-2004, 01:46 PM

Fallon your a god

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Marist Mike

09-16-2004, 04:37 PM

Goth Chick is just about to cup Valley girl's right tit with her left hand...I study these things!!!!!

Holy shit Reesh I noticed that too but jester idk about jacking to that....seems like a little bit of a creepy commercial

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JPMNICK

09-16-2004, 04:42 PM

a whole internet of filthy free porn and you batch to a 60 second commericial?

oh well, more chicks for me

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stickyfingers

09-17-2004, 04:45 AM

1) How did you know when it was coming on?

2) Did you take a dose of insta-bone?

3) 30 seconds with yourself = 6 seconds with a girl

i'm just sayin'

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A.J.

09-17-2004, 05:05 AM

watch the very end of the commercial whrere the Goth chick puts the snake around the Valley Girl...just as the commercial ends, Goth Chick is just about to cup Valley girl's right tit with her left hand...I study these things!!!!!

Too funny! I never noticed that before -- thanks Reeshy!

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earthseawitch

09-17-2004, 05:17 AM

I have a thing for the snake.....Go figure.....

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silera

09-17-2004, 05:25 AM

I always noticed the lesbian antics about to ensue at the end of that commercial.

I submit that the snake is used as a dildo in unreleased video footage.

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cumbiero_81

09-17-2004, 06:08 AM

I can't see it... this link doesn't work or is just my connection? :|

* I had to get winzip.. saw it.. *

Its alright although the last scene lasts like 1/2 a second..

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JesterOfSadness

09-17-2004, 08:43 AM

1) How did you know when it was coming on?

2) Did you take a dose of insta-bone?

3) 30 seconds with yourself = 6 seconds with a girl

1. It was about to come on, but it got cut off by another commercial, then it came back on.

2.No sorry. I can be thinking and doing nothing and there it is.

3. Bro I cant even get a girl. It's better than nothing.

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JPMNICK

09-17-2004, 08:50 AM

3. Bro I cant even get a girl. It's better than nothing.

HHAHA.

you obviously have a computer. do you not know where to get some porn? PM me for some sites if needed. Much better than trying to time your batches against some commercials

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stickyfingers

09-17-2004, 09:52 AM

you obviously have a computer. do you not know where to get some porn?

I am pretty sure he was talking about getting a real girl, you know, in real life. In the meantime, you said something about some sites?

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JPMNICK

09-17-2004, 10:00 AM

I knew he was talking about a real girl, i just figured in the mean time he can batch to some porn as opposed to commercials. what happens when it is over and the next commercial is for depends adult diapers? talk about a mood killer.

as for sites: are we even allowed to post that stuff on here?

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earthseawitch

09-17-2004, 10:03 AM

I am pretty sure he was talking about getting a real girl, you know, in real life. In the meantime, you said something about some sites?

Getting a real girl does have its advantages, like orgasms, STDs, the like....

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East Side Dave

09-17-2004, 10:22 AM

I've spanked it to that blonde broad on MSNBC...her lips...her eyes....................gotta go!!!

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East Side Dave

09-17-2004, 10:26 AM

You guys know which one I'm talkin' about? She does the afternoon shift on MSNBC. I head over heels for her! Do you guys know her? Can you talk to her about me? You know, tell her I'm cool!!**

**that's right, lie!muahahahahahaha!!

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Mike Teacher

09-17-2004, 10:49 AM

but it got cut off by another commercial

You're way too close to the TV.

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fiestygal

09-17-2004, 11:01 AM

DAMN! arent commercials like 30 seconds long...maybe a minute at most...

thats some very quick JO'ing....

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JesterOfSadness

09-17-2004, 11:18 AM

I dunno, porn bores the hell outta me.

And yeah I'm a quick draw

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JesterOfSadness

09-17-2004, 11:26 AM

what can I say I'm a pathetic loser, what the fuck do you want from me?

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SatCam

09-17-2004, 11:49 AM

but it got cut off by another commercial

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Fallon

09-17-2004, 12:22 PM

I've spanked it to that blonde broad on MSNBC.
Who? (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3080263/)

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Furtherman

09-17-2004, 12:27 PM

I've spanked it to that blonde broad on MSNBC.

Who?

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East Side Dave

09-17-2004, 12:36 PM

who?

I guess it's Amy Robach...but the picture doesn't really look like her! It doesn't do my baby Amy justice. Oh my poor little baby! That picture doesn't do the I-Man justice either! Oh, my poor little imus....

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Fallon

09-17-2004, 12:44 PM

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Here (http://www.pageant.net/amyrobach/) ya go Dave!

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fiestygal

09-17-2004, 01:11 PM

I dunno, porn bores the hell outta me.

And yeah I'm a quick draw

can be a blessing and a curse

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reeshy

09-17-2004, 01:13 PM

He's got a purty mouth!!!!

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Meve

09-17-2004, 02:06 PM

i want to see this dell commercial. the link is dead and now my little peesh is sad.

"Suck it. Suck it dry"

WRESTLINGFAN

09-17-2004, 08:23 PM

Goth girls do nothing for me. It would have been better if there was a Spanish girl from the bronx with a nice round ass and a huge rack instead

FIRE SATHER!!!!!!!

Meve

09-17-2004, 08:52 PM

i finally saw it and I actually lost the erection that I had from the anticipation. That sucked ass. I have see much hotter commercials

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