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LordJezo
09-21-2004, 07:19 AM
Board deleted my post! Here goes again..

I feel so damn filthy right now. The almost cute (almsot as in there was something wrong with the way it looked but I could never put my finger on it) Russian woman who worked at the gym got fired so I asked what happened to her.

Turns out she used to be a guy and had half a sex change operation to become a chick. Used to work at the other gym in the chain, got the operation, then moved to the one I was going to. Turns out people who have been going to the gyms for a long time were mad she was using the women's room. I was just starting to talk to it more and trying to figure out how to get her to eventually go out with me.

I was attracted to her in a small way. Maybe it was because of being single for a while now and that she was a female who was not old. I guess I shouldn't worry too much, right? You start to have lower standards when you go through a traumatic break up, right?

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IrishAlkey
09-21-2004, 07:20 AM
How's it feel to be almost gay?

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JPMNICK
09-21-2004, 07:24 AM
we can flame in this forum right? just checking before i post.

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09-21-2004, 07:26 AM
He's already flaming.


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JPMNICK
09-21-2004, 07:36 AM
i set em up, you knock em down.



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Katylina
09-21-2004, 07:51 AM
Was it named Pat?

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A.J.
09-21-2004, 07:58 AM
Russian woman who worked at the gym...Turns out she used to be a guy and had half a sex change operation to become a chick.

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mdr55
09-21-2004, 07:59 AM
If you didn't find out she was a "he", would you have attempted to hook up with herhim???

TheMojoPin
09-21-2004, 08:00 AM
(almsot as in there was something wrong with the way it looked but I could never put my finger on it)

But Lord knows you wanted to.

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LordJezo
09-21-2004, 09:04 AM
If you didn't find out she was a "he", would you have attempted to hook up with herhim???


That's the part that makes me feel dirty. I had started to hit on in over the past couple weeks.

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JPMNICK
09-21-2004, 09:07 AM
find the new gym s/he was transferred to and go get some.

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Reephdweller
09-21-2004, 09:56 AM
I was just starting to talk to it more


Don't talk to it, run away from it.

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Iamnotatool
09-21-2004, 09:57 AM
Is LordJezo the new alias of RockOutWYOURCockout?


Or just some other faggot.

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FUNKMAN
09-21-2004, 10:00 AM
sounds like you really didn't know manwoman's status until she got fired... thta's not as bad as knowing about it but still wanted to hit it, and i hope you weren't hoping to 'get hit by it'...

then again it ain't none of my business, have a ball!

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Reephdweller
09-21-2004, 10:17 AM
have a ball!



Heck..have two!!

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Iamnotatool
09-21-2004, 10:19 AM
Is it the adams apple that turned you on?

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Fallon
09-21-2004, 10:28 AM
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golfcourseguy
09-21-2004, 11:32 AM
I'd be wary of Female Bodybuilders who talk of their clean and jerk records.

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mikeyboy
09-21-2004, 03:10 PM
Board deleted my post! Here goes again..


Well, thank God, it's back. :|

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Katylina
09-21-2004, 03:12 PM
Well, thank God, it's back.


Hahahaha!

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FUNKMAN
09-21-2004, 03:16 PM
Heck..have two!!



yeah but i thought when he said he had


had half a sex change


i figured that meant they took one of his nuts?


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ag
09-21-2004, 05:10 PM
Was it named Pat?
And was he once and possibly still on a Jim Norton Message Board?

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Katylina
09-21-2004, 05:13 PM
And was he once and possibly still on a Jim Norton Message Board?


I just peed myself.

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09-21-2004, 05:38 PM
I just peed myself.


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