My Inapproriate Uncle

[PanterA]

So today I was at the doctors office, and unfortunately my uncle had an appointment as well. This uncle has a problem with speaking his mind and not caring who hears him. So we're sitting in the waiting room and there is a man across from us who obviously had mental problems. He kept rocking in his seat, talking to himself, and his hand twitches. I noticed him the second I sat down and knew my uncle was going to start saying something about him. So right off the bat the poor guy is rocking side to side in his chair and my uncle leans over to me and say, out loud NOT whispering "Looks like this guy wants to get in the ring" meaning he looks like hes boxing cause of the rocking. Then the guy starts talking to himself and my embarrassing uncle start laughing out loud. At this point I was humiliated cause I can see others in the waiting room looking at the 2 of us. As time goes by he feels obligated to tell me about his Australian girlfriend and all the naked pictures she sends him. Then my uncle says to me "Oh I think I have to pass gas, but that's OK I'll just blame it on this guy" and points to the mentally challenged man. I didn't know what to do, the guy is so inappropriate. He does something like this every time I see him. He's very caring for our family and is really a nice guy, but he just says the most inappropriate things all the time. It's embarrassing. Anyone else have a friend or relative like this?

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[Furtherman]

*FART*


excuse me

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[A.J.]

He's very caring for our family and is really a nice guy, but he just says the most inappropriate things all the time. It's embarrassing. Anyone else have a friend or relative like this?

That was my great-Uncle Angelo (my grandfather's brother). The neighborhood where he grew up was mostly Italian but is now mostly populated by African-Americans and Puerto Ricans -- the problem is that he used other, politically incorrect words to say that. Usually in public.

Also, he'd hit on waitresses and be a pain in the ass customer, forcing us to apologize for him.

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[jeffdwright2001]

*FART*
excuse me


You're not fooling me Mojo, I know that was really you that farted.

You should be ashamed of yourself taking advantage of poor Furtherman like that!



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[JPMNICK]

I have an uncle who could care less what the fuck he says to anyone.

he is from venezuala and looks like castro when he was 45. he recently moved his family (my cousins) to my town (suburbs) from newark.

he was meant to live in newark, not the suburbs.

anyway last year at a pre-prom party for my cousin, he is standing there in his old ass jeans with an old t-shirt smoking a huge cigar.

every other dad there is in a shirt and tie or at least some decent work clothes. all the moms are taking pics.

anyway some lady comes up to him and asks him to put the cigar out because it is going to smell up the girls dresses. he looks at her and says "we are outside they are fine" she said "i am asking nice"

he then says "get out of my face you jew bitch, don't you have anything better to do?"


Now this was bad enough. But it turns out that lady was my cousins (not the one going to the prom, but the one a year older) girlfriends mother. they had been dating for a year, but the mother has never met my uncle.

so embarrising, especially for my aunt. He is great though. does not care what he says to anyone.

my cousin has a friend who is 1/2 black and 1/2 white and he calls him Oreo. to his face.

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[kevcala]

My grandfather (RIP) was notoroius for this, but one of the ones thats stands out in my mind was when he met the brother of one of his friends at a party. My grandfather's friend was a pretty big guy, and this guy was was even heavier, but my grandfather didn't hesitate after meeting the guy to say,"Oh wow, you're much bigger than you're brother"

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[Furtherman]

You're not fooling me Mojo, I know that was really you that farted.

You should be ashamed of yourself taking advantage of poor Furtherman like that!


Ah HA! I told you everyone! It wasn't me!

So you can stop all looking at me like that.

And to those of you who still think I crapped in the sink - I suggest to take a look at MOJO!!

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[Hosp]

So where are the naked autrailian's pics?

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[Iamnotatool]

neighborhood where he grew up was mostly Italian but is now mostly populated by African-Americans and Puerto Ricans


So he lived, everywhere?






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[SatCam]

The ultimate question is: which doctor's appointment was more embarassing?

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[monsterone]

christ pants, why are you at the doctors so much? are you... pregnant?!?










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[PanterA]

I like to hang out with sick people.

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[monsterone]

..and??? you already post here, cornelius, or what ever name you go by...

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[monsterone]

anyone get that one?

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[Katylina]

I like to hang out with sick people.


Oh yes you do. THAT MAN IS ON HIS CELL PHONE. THAT WOMAN HAS A PINK SHIRT.

Live it up. Laugh at what he says; I do with my father, and it has caused so much less fighting in our relationship. My Dad is very embarassing, but we still keep him around.

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[mikeyboy]

Just stating the obvious, but if you don't have an inappropriate uncle, you are the inappropriate uncle.

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[Justice4all]

Bobby if I didn't know you better I would SWEAR you are making this up....but even if your uncle cares about your family alot that still does not mean he can't be a fuck-knuckle (thanks John) in public.

Sounds like he needs to brush up on his ediquette lessons.

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[sr71blackbird]

Last week when Reefdweller, Angel Amy and I went to the resturant, a hotty hostess who brought us over to our table, seats us and I say "this girl keeps undressing me with her eyes!" and I wink at her and Amy and Reef turned beet red!

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[Katylina]

"this girl keeps undressing me with her eyes!"


You ALWAYS say stuff like that. You think everyone wants you!

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[sr71blackbird]

They do!!! :p Im a stud, you know that... ;)

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[FUNKMAN]

i had an uncle we called uncle junior, his real name was michael... it wasn't that he was inappropriate but he had very little social skills. he lived with his Mom into his 40's and had to hand over his checks to her(he worked two jobs) and she basically gave him an allowance. from what my grandfather told me he still had to ask her to take stuff from the fridge(wierd shit)

anyway, when he'd call our house we'd pick up and say 'hello' and we'd hear 'hey how about them yankees?' or something about the weather without a hello first and we'd say 'oh hi uncle junior'
he had the biggest nose this side of the planet and when we were kids we'd kiss him on the cheek and his nose always hit your face(yuck)... he would wear these pants that looked like they were made from thick wool carpeting, even in the summertime.

we'd pick him up every time we went to a family function and drop him off

turns out he liked black woman and this one was using him as a a sugar daddy and running up his credit cards... my grandad and his sister wound up taking them away from him(he was in his 70's)...

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[reeshy]

I had an "inappropriate uncle"...his name is Danny...I spoke about him in an old thread.....he should be doing life in prison!!!!!

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