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Patches
09-22-2004, 12:24 PM
Unless you want to live through a day of hell that begins with you hopelessly chasing your vehicle as its being carelessly dragged off your block, continues with you sheepishly begging friends and family for a ride to get your car, figuring how you're going to come up with a shitload of CASH quick, further continues with you dealing with people who, believe it or not, hate life even more than you do at that moment, and finally ends with you driving home with the indignity of indecipherable numbers scrawled on your windshield and having to display an embarrassing letter in your windshield like the Scarlet Letter (FOR AT LEAST 3 WEEKS, MIND YOU), then pay your parking tickets.
If the above sounds like a fun and productive way to spend a good 8 hours, then by all means, go for it.
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BoondockSaint
09-22-2004, 12:27 PM
Jesus Christ! How many tickets did you have, Scofflaw?
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Patches
09-22-2004, 12:29 PM
338.61 cents worth. Which after the towing and impound fee, came to 611 and change.
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furie
09-22-2004, 12:33 PM
Fight the power!
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DreamWeaver
09-22-2004, 12:34 PM
So that's where you've been.
I'm going on vacation and I have noone to go with. It's free. Wanna come?
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Patches
09-22-2004, 12:45 PM
sure, sounds like a party. Got 611 bucks to lend?
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jeffdwright2001
09-22-2004, 12:45 PM
sure, sounds like a party. Got 611 bucks to lend?
She was hoping you'd drive. She hates paying for parking.
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Patches
09-22-2004, 12:53 PM
Then we have nothing in common. I like to pay EXTRA for parking. Part of my "Support Your City" campaign.
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Freakshow
09-22-2004, 12:55 PM
Parking tickets are the #1 source of income for the District of Columbia.
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fiestygal
09-22-2004, 08:29 PM
idiot
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Mike Teacher
09-22-2004, 08:35 PM
thats a bummer Patches, I would not be a happy camper.
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reeshy
09-22-2004, 08:51 PM
Where the hell do you live???
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fiestygal
09-22-2004, 08:55 PM
when i was in brooklyn i got 3 tix the from july and on- one was 115 and the others were 45
i was contemplating on NOT paying since i was not from NY (only living there during the week thru the summer) and resided in PA
BUT i did- knowing my luck id get hunted down and arrested or some shit like that
people said i could get out of it BUt i figure its less of a hassle if i just paid the damn things
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monsterone
09-22-2004, 09:07 PM
got a speeding ticket the other day. 80 in a 55. glas to pay the bloated saleries of nys legislators.
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