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[Patches]

Pearl Jam tickets.

In Kissimmee, Florida.

So I got hammered and decided I wanted to go. My buddy in Lauderdale, who was also extremely drunk at the time, confirmed it as being a good idea, so the next thing I knew, I had bought a RT ticket, and 3 concert tix (one for his gf).

So during the hangover, I was pretty pissed, but what the fuck, right? ya live once. Now I'm psyched, we planned the sickest weekend, and alcohol once again improves my life.

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[ChickenHawk]

That's worse than waking up next to a fat chick.

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[JPMNICK]

one time while drunk i order a chair for my bedroom

problem was it was 2300 dollars. no idea why i did this, or thought i woudl want it when it go here.

anyway the next morning i saw the confirmation email in my inbox and cancelled the order.

the crazy things you do.

anyway have fun on the tip. should be an awesome time, hopefully hurricane free.

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[Mike Teacher]

Somewhere on The Onion site is an article about the plight of a man who get drunk and went on eBay and bid $460.03 or something for the Complete "Mamma's Family" VHS Collection.

'I dont know what got over me. I mean I like the show, a LOT, but what was I thinking?...' or something...

friggin hysterical.

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[fiestygal]

I will admit to drunken phone calls and inappropriate behavior



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Its time to party.... Italian Style

"Let's have a bachelor party! With chicks, and guns, and fire trucks, and hookers, and drugs, and booze!"

[FUNKMAN]

went to The Saint to see the Dan Whitley band a couple weeks back (my guitar teachers in it playin bass) and i lost my PNC check card... I noticed the next afternoon and called PNC, they cancelled it and i've since got a new one

When i called them i asked them if anyone tried to use it and they said "about 15 minutes ago someone used it at an Exxon station" they said i would have to call during the week to tell them it was not my transaction and i wouldn't be liable...

turn out it was my wife using her card at the Exxon... although it's the same bank account she was still able to use her card,(she also used it after mine was cancelled) they must have different info on the 'black stripe' ???

as you can see i have alot of time on my hands to write this boring story...

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[reeshy]

That's worse than waking up next to a fat chick.


No, what;s worse is waking up still inside the fat chick...I know!!!!!!!

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[Patches]

Inside-inside, or just a fold?

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[Freakshow]

odd

for me:
Alcohol+credit card+internet access=porn

sometimes even:
Alcohol+credit card+internet access=midget porn.

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[Evilpete]

I've been known to get drunk and profess my love to women I talk to on the internet...sadly they take a sledgehamer and crush my heart....

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[cheezeemee]

Pearl Jam still rules
good for you Patches
No Way is my favorite song

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[Patches]

This is the greatest mistake EVAH!

I'm friggin psyched. We got the whole weekend planned- the Show, bars and clubs, chilling poolside and beachside, a little offshore gambling, some NFL on Sunday...sweet.

Plus the plane tix were cheap...

I think I'll start a new service-

Patches Weekend Planning- give me your credit card and an 18 pack, and we promise a great time in under 2 weeks!

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[Captain Rooster]

By Odin's Raven! Your eyes judge me. Do not look at me.

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