Translating potential terror threats? NOPE.

[TheMojoPin]

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The FBI does not have enough translators to handle a growing backlog of documents and intercepts in Arabic, Farsi, Urdu and Pashto, a federal audit said on Monday, confirming criticism by U.S. elected officials and experts. (http://cnn.aimtoday.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?idq=/ff/story/0002%2F20040928%2F0636514838.htm&sc=rontz)

Come the fuck on.

Wasn't it the FBI just a little while back who fired a bunch of their translators once it was revealed they were gay?

Where the fuck are these people's priorities?!? Did designing that hideous new "anti-piracy" label to go on all new CD packaging really take up THAT much time and resources?

You know a security agency has hit rock-bottom when you start wishing J. Edgar Hoover was back in charge.

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[jeffdwright2001]

You know a security agency has hit rock-bottom when you start wishing J. Edgar Hoover was back in charge.


At the very least he would have kept the transvestites on staff (so to speak).



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[TheMojoPin]

His middle name was "Gams."

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[Yerdaddy]

Wasn't it the FBI just a little while back who fired a bunch of their translators once it was revealed they were gay?

That was the DoD. That was also after they spent tens of thousands of dollars each to send them through the language school at the Monterey Institute. And it was even after a study came out that showed lesbians were more proficient in Arabic because the gutteral and tongue rolling consonant sounds were similar to the eating of pussy - a remarkable find because it is a scientific fact that no Muslim has ever eaten a pussy.

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Fuck it from behind.

[jeffdwright2001]

a remarkable find because it is a scientific fact that no Muslim has ever eaten a pussy.

I understand that it's more of an Asian thing.



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[BoondockSaint]

You know a security agency has hit rock-bottom when you start wishing J. Edgar Hoover was back in charge.


I'm reading "Roosevelt's Secret War" right now. You have no idea the hijinx of espianoge that FDR and J. Edgar were up to during WWII.

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[TheMojoPin]

You know a security agency has hit rock-bottom when you start wishing J. Edgar Hoover was back in charge.


I'm reading "Roosevelt's Secret War" right now. You have no idea the hijinx of espianoge that FDR and J. Edgar were up to during WWII.

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I'll take "wanting to bomb Tokyo before the Japanese even hit Pearl Harbor" for $600, Alex.

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[BoondockSaint]

The answer is "The British made these up in order to urge the USA into the war."

"What are facts, Alex?"

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[jeffdwright2001]

The answer is "The British made these up in order to urge the USA into the war."


"What is Queer Eye UK Edition?"



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