Ashley Olsens MAGNIFICENT breasts shown here...

[Justice4all]

First off this is NOT work safe.
Second, Ashley...you look absolutely fantastic. yowza! IF this is you that is. If not this person looks ALOT like you!

This was taken at the Viper Lounge in Long Island for the Return of O and A show last week.

Here they are in all their glory...enjoy folks! (http://nycomputerpros.com/gallery/album08/O_A_Viper_bar_10_1_04_067)

P.S. This is OUR MESSAGE BOARDS beloved Ashley Olsen, not the ACTUALL Ashley Olsen.

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"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"

This message was edited by Justice4all on 10-4-04 @ 7:07 AM

[Katylina]

Oh look-- here is my embarssing debut on the stage as well:

http://nycomputerpros.com/albums/album08/O_A_Viper_bar_10_1_04_017.sized.jpg

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This message was edited by Katylina on 10-4-04 @ 8:55 AM

[JPMNICK]

i thought this was going to be a thread about the Olsen twins!!

BTW, which one is ashley olsen?

http://home.comcast.net/~nickcontardo/a_schilling_ft1.jpg
Thanks to Monsterone for my first sig.

[fluffernutter]

I take it she is the one on the left. Very impressive. Very VERY impres.......oh damn, get me a tissue.

http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=fluffernutter

EAT! Ron and Fez Cereal! (http://pleaseforgetme.com/PTV/RFCereal.swf)

[Katylina]

She is the brunette one.

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[fezident]

Huh?

Fez 4 Prez!!

[fluffernutter]

Thanks Katylina there for the clarification. Just amazing.

http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=fluffernutter

EAT! Ron and Fez Cereal! (http://pleaseforgetme.com/PTV/RFCereal.swf)

[JPMNICK]

not bad at all....

i will have to revisit this thread when i get home from work.

http://home.comcast.net/~nickcontardo/a_schilling_ft1.jpg
Thanks to Monsterone for my first sig.

[Crippler]

She is quite spectacular. Too bad she's not around here too much.

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[Hoojibs]

What a great way to start a Monday morning. Very nice. Thanks Justice.

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Much thanks to M1 for the sig.

[Justice4all]

You are quite welcome. Always a pleasure.
When I saw her my jaw hit the ground.

And to answer some of your questions...she is the one on the left with the LARGER set.


And by the way Kat...you looked good...as always
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"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"

This message was edited by Justice4all on 10-4-04 @ 1:06 PM

[furie]

is that Lent on the left there? (http://nycomputerpros.com/gallery/album08/O_A_Viper_bar_10_1_04_043)


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<a href="http://fallingtowardsapotheosis.blogspot.com/">mental vomit</a>

[ChickenHawk]

Holy fucking COW! Those are FANTASTIC.

I'm amazed.

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[Mike Teacher]

Ooh, somethin's got a hold on me now
It's a feelin', burnin' like a lover on fire
Hold me tight, baby
Don't leave me by myself tonight
'Cause I don't think I can make it through the night

CHORUS:

I think I'm in love
And my life's lookin' up
I think I'm in love
'Cause I can't get enough (no, no, no)
I think I'm in love
It's gotta be love
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This message was edited by Mike Teacher on 10-4-04 @ 1:42 PM

[FMJeff]

Are those her breasts or a map of the Nile River?



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It made my heart sing.

[Tenbatsuzen]

i thought this was going to be a thread about the Olsen twins!!


You are my new favorite poster.



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[McNabbShouldDie]

I HATE threads with misleading titles!!

But the breasts are nice.

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Thank you m1!.</center>

[JustJon]

is that Lent on the left there? (http://nycomputerpros.com/gallery/album08/O_A_Viper_bar_10_1_04_043)
Actually, that's Lent's brother. Lent is the one in the dark blue shirt to his left, or as Norton called them, "The Al Roker Twins"

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[ChickenHawk]

Are those her breasts or a map of the Nile River?
<blink><font size="8">WHAT?!?</font></blink>
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[sleepyeyed_Jynx]

Oh look-- here is my embarssing debut on the stage as well:

http://nycomputerpros.com/albums/album08/O_A_Viper_bar_10_1_04_017.sized.jpg
<center>WHOOOOOOO CARES?!</center>
http://www.gallomania.it/curiosita/images/gary_coleman_old.jpg

Jesus - The Source of my Strength!
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"The first casualty of War, is Truth!" - James Enthume

[FUNKMAN]

looked like it might've been a little 'nippy' in that joint...

it's nice to see there was some nice breast meat amongst all the sausage...

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[Katylina]

Oh look-- here is my embarssing debut on the stage as well:

http://nycomputerpros.com/albums/album08/O_A_Viper_bar_10_1_04_017.sized.jpg
<center>WHOOOOOOO CARES?!</center>
http://www.gallomania.it/curiosita/images/gary_coleman_old.jpg

Jesus - The Source of my Strength!
<IMG SRC="http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v256/sleepyeyed_jynx/sig8.jpg">
<marquee>"The Revolution will not be televised!"</marquee>
"The first casualty of War, is Truth!" - James Enthume

http://www.u-neak.com/signs/Sign%20Images/finger_have_a_nice_day.gif

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[Iamnotatool]

Are those her breasts or a map of the Nile River?



I'm pissing myself. Well, not really, but I drove my car off the side of the road laughing. Well, not really, but milk just shot out my nose.


Seriously. Maybe I'm jaded, but those titties made me wanna wretch. Sure, all tits are interesting to look at, because, well, I don't have them.

However, I wouldn't play with those udders without gloves on and a bucket underneath to catch the milk.

Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.


Now, Kat on the other hand, I'd milk your udders anytime. Lookin lovely.

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

This message was edited by Iamnotatool on 10-4-04 @ 7:29 PM

[TeRRoR]

man, i was thinkin the tigris and uphratis river... where they are two different rivers and they meet up at some point...

all i see are big blue veins... not attractive!

shit... people would rather see my mantits then those probably

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The Goon Squad is the underground. Declaring war on everything... Declaring war on nothing.We are your children raised on ritalin and prozac, biting the hand that's reared us... pissing down our heros throats.

All we are is all you have made us...Given nothing. Taking everything. Making this world a place of our own.

[stickyfingers]

At least she participates. Its all in good fun. Rock 'n Roll.

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[TheMojoPin]

http://www.thecomedychannel.com.au/whatsOn/images/channelLineup/98.jpg

"Mama's getting all hot from the Super Cool!"

Jynx and Jeff...take a bow.

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[mdr55]

Holla!!!! Damn. Nice.

[furie]

shit... people would rather see my mantits then those probably


http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/TV/9908/02/tv.syndication/richard.simmons.jpg

I know I would!


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[Iamnotatool]

At least she participates. Its all in good fun. Rock 'n Roll.


True.


But I don't wear halfshirts because I have a decent sized belly. Also, halfshirts fucking suck.

Maybe she should have just kept them puppies in the bra?

Alls I'm saying is, sure, maybe her titties have blood filled spiderwebs around them, but, imagine the pair of BALLS she's got to show them in a crowd like that. Those must be some big balls.



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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Katylina]

You also won a free XM radio if you WOWed. Now there is inspiration!!

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[Iamnotatool]

So did you get yours ms. Kat???


I'd buy you a car if you wowed me in private....





















Of the matchbox variety ;)

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Katylina]

No- I am hoping to get one for my birthday in two weeks. I don't WOW anymore. Ever since my boss said-- so I saw some interesting pictures of you on an Opie and Anthony site....

I had Steve C take everything down. I don't need the parents to see those pics!



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[FMJeff]

let's keep in mind that the promotion is called w.o.w....not u.g.h

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It made my heart sing.

[Tenbatsuzen]

let's keep in mind that the promotion is called w.o.w....not u.g.h



Jeff is now my new favorite poster.



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[monsterone]

2 for 2. bravo!

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personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
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[Iamnotatool]

Looks like Ashley Olsen is eating again....a lot.



She's hiding MaryKate in her cleavage

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Katylina]

let's keep in mind that the promotion is called w.o.w....not u.g.h


Did you see the other wow pictures from that night as well? I think the women would do anything for a free radio.

She's hiding MaryKate in her cleavage

Hahahahha.

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This message was edited by Katylina on 10-4-04 @ 9:22 PM

[TeRRoR]

Alls I'm saying is, sure, maybe her titties have blood filled spiderwebs around them, but, imagine the pair of BALLS she's got to show them in a crowd like that. Those must be some big balls.


i've got spiderwebs around my elbows... your point? and do you want to see my balls?

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The Goon Squad is the underground. Declaring war on everything... Declaring war on nothing.We are your children raised on ritalin and prozac, biting the hand that's reared us... pissing down our heros throats.

All we are is all you have made us...Given nothing. Taking everything. Making this world a place of our own.

This message was edited by TeRRoR on 10-4-04 @ 10:17 PM

[FMJeff]

Alls I'm saying is, sure, maybe her titties have blood filled spiderwebs around them, but, imagine the pair of BALLS she's got to show them in a crowd like that. Those must be some big balls.


i've got spiderwebs around my elbows... your point? and do you want to see my balls?



Answer to that question...unaminous NO.

However, I am fascinated by your webbed elbows. Tell me more.

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<br>
It made my heart sing.

[mdr55]

I don't WOW anymore. Ever since my boss said-- so I saw some interesting pictures of you on an Opie and Anthony site....

I had Steve C take everything down. I don't need the parents to see those pics!

God damn censorship!! What's become of this country?

[stickyfingers]

U.G.H

Ugly Girl Huge'ins

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[Iamnotatool]

i've got spiderwebs around my elbows... your point? and do you want to see my balls?


Terror, I'm pretty sure your spider webs are different than hers, but...maybe not.

I'm thinking yours were a faggoty way for you to try and look cool with your friends while you hang out in some random parking lot drinking shitty beer and talking to fat chicks.

Her webs look like they came from sagging.


Maybe you have spider webs on your man tits too?

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[mothershucker]

Man, you guys must be fucking models or rock stars. Those are some nice big-an-naturals. But I forgot that all people who post on message boards only bang Victoria Secret model.

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

[GodsFavoriteMan]

Man, you guys must be fucking models or rock stars. Those are some nice big-an-naturals. But I forgot that all people who post on message boards only bang Victoria Secret model.

What the hell kind of slummer do you think I am? Victoria's Secret Models. Jesus, I go for High Class. I go for Frederick's of Hollywood.

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"All I wanted was a Pepsi!"

[JesterOfSadness]

i dunno, I'd hit it

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Darkness Is No More

[FUNKMAN]

if anyone cares i have hairy nips...

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[monsterone]

jesus does

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personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
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[FUNKMAN]

praise the lord...

i hear some guys complaining but it looks like a pretty good place to put your doowanger between...



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[Justice4all]

i dunno, I'd hit it




So would I....11 times out of 10.
I see nothing wrong with ashely OR her body.

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"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"

[TeRRoR]

i've got spiderwebs around my elbows... your point? and do you want to see my balls?


Terror, I'm pretty sure your spider webs are different than hers, but...maybe not.

I'm thinking yours were a faggoty way for you to try and look cool with your friends while you hang out in some random parking lot drinking shitty beer and talking to fat chicks.


shit kid... these webs on my elbows i earned. am i proud of how i earned them? no... but it is a constant reminder.

hanging out in a parkin lot drinkin shitty beer? man kid... all i drink is pabst, schaffer and jager. and i dont "hang out" in parking lots... and talkin to fat chicks? well, sometimes fatchicks need people to talk to.

ya gotta take one for the team sometimes

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The Goon Squad is the underground. Declaring war on everything... Declaring war on nothing.We are your children raised on ritalin and prozac, biting the hand that's reared us... pissing down our heros throats.

All we are is all you have made us...Given nothing. Taking everything. Making this world a place of our own.

[Tenbatsuzen]

shit kid... these webs on my elbows i earned. am i proud of how i earned them? no... but it is a constant reminder.


So did you earn the prison rape too?



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[TheMojoPin]

ZING!

BANG!

BIFF!

POW!

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1979 << I love my drug buddy... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Se7en]

i thought this was going to be a thread about the Olsen twins!!


C'mon, who didn't think that? That was the whole reason I even clicked on this thread. Talk about false advertising.

BTW, if we're talking about the brunette, the breasts are nice but not fantastic. A little too big for my tastes and I have to deduct points because I can see the veins.

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[JesterOfSadness]

i was thankful that justice4all was clear on who it was. if it was thee ashley olsen, i dont think i would have clicked to see her tea bag sized tits

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Darkness Is No More

[shamus mcfitzy]

well quite misleading title, even though I guess those breasts are a tad better than Mary Kate's would be.

Hey they're big boobs..........take or leave em I guess. Really HUGE tits is something that really don't turn me on, but that don't mean I don't immediately think of jizzing on em when i see em.

[FUNKMAN]

not sure why but when i see those breasts it makes me think of these:

http://www.vegdipples.com/images/honey_mustard_pigs_in_blanket_limage.JPG

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/covers/redalbum100.gif">

[GodsFavoriteMan]

Dammit. Now I'm starving.

<img src="http://home.comcast.net/~stan_ferguson/GFMSIG_copy.jpg" width="300" height="107"></p>
"All I wanted was a Pepsi!"

[FUNKMAN]

damn them weiners look so cozy!

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/covers/redalbum100.gif">

[Recyclerz]

I'm confused by about 2/3 of this thread. Both women in that photo are pretty damn hot. Is there a testosterone shortage in this country that I haven't read about or something? :confuse:



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[b]There ain't no asylum here.
King Solomon he never lived 'round here.[b]

[monsterone]

shit kid... these webs on my elbows i earned. am i proud of how i earned them? no... but it is a constant reminder.


So did you earn the prison rape too?



not so bright.

jokes aside, titties are nice to see. i'm w/ recyclerz - MO' TITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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<font color="gray" size="1">do you know what "nemesis" means? a righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
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[mdr55]

I'm confused by about 2/3 of this thread. Both women in that photo are pretty damn hot. Is there a testosterone shortage in this country that I haven't read about or something? :confuse:


I guess everyone here has a Cindy Crawford type girlfriends or something. Not that there's nothing wrong with that. Ashley Olsen is a beautiful young lady. But what do I know, my girl doesn't look anything like Cindy Crawford. Woo is me. :(

[TheMojoPin]

Newsflash.

You're allowed to have standards.

Quite being dick-chained manwhores.

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[FMJeff]

i love the comment below the pic...im dying right now...



Take the blondes head and put it on the big titted brunettes body.
Hack up what what left and incinerate.


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It made my heart sing.

[angrymissy]

if you're gonna pop your tits out in public and let people take pictures of them... you gotta be able to take the criticism that will follow...

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[JPMNICK]

I agree with missy 100%.

also, if you were excesivily provactive clothes so that guys will look, do not be offended when every single one of them does not think you are hot or have a nice body.

http://home.comcast.net/~nickcontardo/a_schilling_ft1.jpg
Thanks to Monsterone for my first sig.

[Iamnotatool]

Thanks mojo.

Damn, the bitch showed her titties in public, so I'm gonna comment.
Are my girls all Cindy Crawford? No, but they aren't Anna Nicole pre-stomachstapling either.

That chick Ashley has big sloppy ugly veiny tits, which she was willing to show to get a radio.

Does that mean I'm wrong for pointing them out? Nope.

I didn't even mention the other chick who's got flapjack tits, because per my tagline, I try not to make fun of flapjack tits.










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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Iamnotatool]

also, if you were excesivily provactive clothes so that guys will look, do not be offended when every single one of them does not think you are hot or have a nice body


Agreed.

Fat chick + spandex = Not hot.

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[angrymissy]

Fat chick + spandex = Not hot

Fat Chick + Low Rider Jeans + tummy baring top = even worse

I've seen this a lot in the mall lately. UGH. I'm by no means fat, and I won't wear that combo. No one should be wearing a tummy baring top unless you have a completely flat stomach.

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[stickyfingers]

Fat Chick + Low Rider Jeans + tummy baring top = even worse


God, I just got flash backs to the Puerto Rican Day Parade

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[silera]

Alkey just pours maple syrup on mine at this point.





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[canofsoup15]

Does the pussification of america also include over-analyzing the simple significance of tits?

They're tits people.

They're fun to look at.

Don't even ACT like you wouldn't hit that shit so hard, you'd need a mop to clean it up afterward.





Alright maybe not that hard, but you'd still hit it given the chance.

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[Iamnotatool]

Don't even ACT like you wouldn't hit that shit so hard, you'd need a mop to clean it up afterward.



Not only would I NOT hit it. I would NOT even hit it with your dick, with your mother behind her making her buck back on your dick, with your father spreading out her asscheeks for easier access.

I would NOT hit it in a car, I would NOT hit it wherever it are,

I would NOT hit those flapjack eggs, I would NOT let her even spread her legs.

I would NOT hit it if it was thrown at me, in fact instead of hitting it I WOULD FLEE!!!!!!!!



Sorry if your virgin cock jumps to attention at the sight of cow udders. Mine doesn't.


Silera, I'd add some jelly, and have at those bad boys. Only because your ass could stop traffic.



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[canofsoup15]

You would not pursue having sex with her, as you've stated, many times.

But if she was at your doorstep offering/begging to have sex and you were really horny that day, you still would not hit it?

Not even a little?



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[JPMNICK]

I agree with COS on this one. If you were out, drinking, and she came up to you and started flirting, and she was wearing a low cut shirt, you would be pressed to the limits to say No. especially if its like 3:00am and the place is emptying out.

i am not saying you would ever call her for ass, or call her again after the night, but you would at least let her suck it in the parking lot.

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[Iamnotatool]

I wouldn't even put a flag over her face, and fuck her for my country.

That is one grenade I would not fall on. Sorry to disapoint.

Sorry, my standards are pretty low, just not quite "fuck the fatty" low.

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[JPMNICK]

I wouldn't even put a flag over her face, and fuck her for my country.



thats fucking great. and hey, if you have standards and can stick to them more power to ya!

seriously though, she is not that fat. I will admit it though, she is a lot thicker than any girl I have ever been with. I prefer more petite and i am not a huge fan of big boobs.

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[canofsoup15]

I am no fan of thick girls either. All I'm trying to say is that, any guy saying that he would fuck a girl under EVERY CIRUMSTANCE POSSIBLE is a liar. And every circumstance includes be majorly fucked up, and I'm sure you could get to the fucked up level of wanting her, it'd be a couple hundred beers for Toolie, but there'd be a point.



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[JPMNICK]

to me this is almost like the black girl argument. people say they would never bang a black chick no matter what. then someone else comes back and says they are gay. who is right here?

i feel like this is the same way. she is not THAT bad.

is she the best looking girl i have ever seen..no
best body.... no

but she is not like some 500 pound mess. plus if she is willing to wow, you know she is not going to be uptight in bed.



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[Iamnotatool]

The girl is fat, but not incredibly fat, I'll grant you...however, her disgusting sweaty, veiny sweater deli is horrifying.


I'd have to be, literally, too drunk to screw, in order to wanna screw her.


It's that point of blind drunk where Pamela Anderson on crystal meth wouldn't have enough energy to get me into the session...


I would not fuck Ashley Olsen.


However, I'd fuck a few black chicks.

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[canofsoup15]

That was a bad scenario. Hah.

Were done here.

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[Tall_James]

her disgusting sweaty, veiny sweater deli is horrifying.


I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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[Katylina]

ot only would I NOT hit it. I would NOT even hit it with your dick, with your mother behind her making her buck back on your dick, with your father spreading out her asscheeks for easier access.


Tool, c'mon. You wouldn't bang her in the ass so hard that she shit on your dick???

All kidding aside, she is a very nice chick, and she has gorgeous eyes.

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[Iamnotatool]

I bet her personalty rocks too!!


In all honesty, nothing against her at ALL, but when you show that sloppy rack in a sweaty bar filled with men, you open yourself "shudder" to being ripped.




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[JPMNICK]

once again tool has made a good point.

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[Crippler]

I would NOT hit it in a car, I would NOT hit it wherever it are,

I would NOT hit those flapjack eggs, I would NOT let her even spread her legs.

I would NOT hit it if it was thrown at me, in fact instead of hitting it I WOULD FLEE!!!!!!!!
I would say that you are my new favorite poster, but you already were my favorite, so I'll just say that even though I completely disagree with you on the topic at hand, I applaud your creativity at stating your case. And I feel that fellow brother of the Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity, Theodore Geisel, would have agreed. Also, fear not, as I would hit it thankfully & enthusiastically enough for both of us. But then again, with the size of my gut I should count as two people.

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[Justice4all]

i was thankful that justice4all was clear on who it was. if it was thee ashley olsen, i dont think i would have clicked to see her tea bag sized tits



Hey if I was NOT clear I might have faced a board lynch mob at the next gathering!!!

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[Crippler]

Hey if I was NOT clear I might have faced a board lynch mob at the next gathering!!
Don't be so negative, there's still hope.

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[Justice4all]

All kidding aside, she is a very nice chick, and she has gorgeous eyes.




Awww you beat me to it Kat. Tool I do not know if you ever met Ashely but in MY opinion Kat is right, she is a sweetheart who I think has a nice body and her eyes are just killer. All kidding aside they were the 1st thing I noticed about her when I met her.






Ok the second.


Don't even ACT like you wouldn't hit that shit so hard, you'd need a mop to clean it up afterward.

That is MY favorite line from this thread so far, and there have been doozies!
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[Iamnotatool]

I've not met her, nor have I said anything to disparage anything but her sweatsox filled with veiny sand. And perhaps the judgement of showing said sweatsocks in public.


I'm sure Ashley is awesome. Hell, maybe its just a bad photo, I'm even willing to give you that.

However, them some fugly veins.


Crips, I'm touched, almost tussled. I didn't know you felt that way. Homo.

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[Crippler]

You say the sweetest things!

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[FMJeff]

her disgusting sweaty, veiny sweater deli is horrifying.


SWEATER DELI!!! AHAHAABWBWBAHAHAHAHAAHH

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[high fly]

I wouldn't even put a flag over her face, and fuck her for my country.




Great line, tool.
I'm gonna steal it.

Buuuu-uuuut, I'd bang her.






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[stickyfingers]

didn't she claim to be a stripper?

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[Iamnotatool]

Well, it looks like she did strip, at least this once. One can only hope it's not a regular occurence.


I'm gonna go use liquid acid as Visine to try and get the thought out of my head.

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[sleepyeyed_Jynx]

to me this is almost like the black girl argument. people say they would never bang a black chick no matter what. then someone else comes back and says they are gay. who is right here?

And why is this? Because "all black girls are thick"? Excuse me, but when the hell did it become....you know what, I won't even start because I've no idea how the hell this "dont bang a black chick" thing even came to be.

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[SatCam]

Tool you are fucking hillarious.

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[JPMNICK]

Jynx what the hell are you talking about. the black chick argument has nothing to do with size. it has to do with some white guys saying they would never have sex with a black girl because of her color. i was not choosing a side, juist trying to make a comparison

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WOW!!! What a beautiful sight!!!! I may have to use that picture as wallpaper!!!

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[Cybersoldier]

I hope Ashley comes back to the board its been a while.

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is that Lent on the left there?
DAMN I havnt herd that name in a long ass time. I think that is him, he lives in that area

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