got pulled over for the first time in my life

[ag]

I was on my way to work today, littlerally across the road when I passed this cop who was sitting on the middle of the road. I wasnt watching my speed, Next thing I know I see lights in my mirror, and Im thinking, is he pulling me over? YUP! I pull over get out the drivers license. He told me I was doing 40 in a 30. Not much of a big deal I thought but OK. I told him it was pretty stupid on my part not to slow down after seeing you. Then he asks me if My driving record is good down here, Im like down here no, up north Yes.<p> SO he goes to his car runs my ID and registraton and all, comes back and asks me where Im originally from (as if he didnt see the WOW bumper sticker. I told him Im from nassau and he starts laughing. He replies that he's from Queens. He hands over a written warning and says to slow down. "No problem officer have a good day!"

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[JohnnyCash]

I once got pulled over on my way to work for doing 50 in a 30. I showed the ticket to my boss and the cop was a friend of his. I ended up buying the cop Jets tickets and he let me beat him in treaffic court.

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[JPMNICK]

nice. i have been pulled over a bunch of times (never for speeding), but I have never gotten a ticket. when you see those light though, man it is the worst feeling.

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[silera]

You're all much hotter than me then.

I got pulled over on my way to work and got arrested.


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[Katylina]

I was pulled over at 3 in the morning for speeding, and the officer decided to ask me if I was drinking as well. I was so overly excited about doing the drinking test, that he laughed it off and told me to slow down. It also helped to step out in front of his blaring lights with a see through top on, making all the other cars driving by slow down and take a peek.

Another time, a cop followed me home and said I rolled through a STOP sign without coming to a complete stop. I was like, "um OK," and handed over my ID in my driveway as I began to unload my car with 3 curriculum filled teacher bags and two large data notebooks. I think he felt bad for me, so he let me go with a warning.

One time a cop pulled me over because I had a headlight out. I said, "I do?" and got out of the car to look. I turned to him and said, "wow you are right. How do I get that fixed?" He sweetly banged on my headlight and made it come back on and told me I may want to fix it. I said, "thank you,' in an adoring way and drove on home.

The only time I ever got a ticket for speeding was from a lady cop. She pulled me over and didn't even care that I had a detective card. She tried to ticket me on anything and everything, that cunt. My dad had fishnetting around the liscense plate, and she even ticketed me on that. I found out that two hours later she was chasing someone down the road and crashed into a tree. Karma is a bitch.

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[JPMNICK]

i think i remember reading that somewher silera. that is such bullshit, i felt really bad for you. especially with having the kids at home and all. really shitty.

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[Iamnotatool]

Silera, you're cop was gay.

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[Katylina]

I got pulled over on my way to work and got arrested.


Why did they arrest you??

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[silera]

Long story short, my license got suspended by accident and I didn't receive the notice so I was driving without a license.

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[Tall_James]

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[Crippler]

I got pulled over on my way to work and got arrested.
Long story short, my license got suspended by accident and I didn't receive the notice so I was driving without a license.

Been there, unfortunately. Not so much fun comeing back from lunch & telling your boss, "Sorry I took so long, I was under arrest."

McGreevy's new MVC may look nicer inside than when the signs out front said DMV, but the lag in their filing of paperwork still sucks moose cock. (insert "Gay American" joke here)

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[ag]

You gotta love the way the system works. I love how you said " I spend more time in jail because Im a decent person"

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[sr71blackbird]

Id recommend getting a CDL license, when a cop pulls you over they assume you drive for a living and almost always let you go. I have one and have been pulled over several times and they take it back to their car for a few minutes and then they come back and say "take it easy" and they let me go! Plus, its always good to have a CDL in case you go looking for a professional driving job.

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[FUNKMAN]

i travel home from work in the early morning hours and got pulled over because ' i was driving in the left lane ' The trooper was behind me for about a mile stretch but i didn't know it was a trooper.

When he asked me why i was driving in the left lane i told him the truth "the right lane is bumpier"
because on this road it is...

At first he didn't know what to say and then told me i'm supposed to drive in the right lane and walked away...

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[Zipgun]

Then he asks me if My driving record is good down here, Im like down here no, up north Yes.



If you have never been pulled over before, how is your driving record already bad down there?

Were you faulted for an accident?

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

South of Nashville there's this town called Franklin, it's a growing city, but still has a lot of retarded small town aspects. Such as. . .

I was driving home at two in the morning from a cast party. I'm driving down a non residential road that is posted at 35 mph. I'm apparently going all of 45 when I get pulled over. Fine, no problem, I was speeding even though it's a bullshit speed limit.

Two months later I'm driving down the same road. The speed limit? Yup, 45mph now.



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[ag]

If you have never been pulled over before, how is your driving record already bad down there?
When I was 19 I got a DUI with an accident, my fault of course. I hit and destroyed a parked car

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[reeshy]

Every cop that ever pulled me over sucked..all cops suck...die...die....die.....

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[Iamnotatool]

What Reeshy said.

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[PanterA]

I got pulled over a bunch of times, but this one time in particular I was coming home from 6 flags. Well me and the girl in the car were fooling around a little when the sirons go off behind me. To cut the story short she was just in a little bikini and I believe that's why the cop let us go without a ticket. 4 cops showed up and each one came up to the passanger side to get a look at her. Thank God for big boobies cause I was speeding and swerving a bit.

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