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curtoid
10-18-2004, 07:22 AM
Chuck Floyd turned Rosie O'Donnell gay

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curtoid
10-18-2004, 07:23 AM
Chuck Floyd pretends to be "Patch Adams" so he can get discounts at local Taco Bells

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golfcourseguy
10-18-2004, 07:24 AM
Chuck Floyd 's never been to Spain but he kinda thinks the music's "fly".

" editing posts since day one"

curtoid
10-18-2004, 07:24 AM
In the 1980s Chuck Floyd dreamed of making a "Bateman Sandwich" with Jason and Justine.



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Reephdweller
10-18-2004, 07:24 AM
Chuck Floyd eats fig newtons by the sleeve.

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curtoid
10-18-2004, 07:25 AM
Chuck Floyd likes to hunt the homeless


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Reephdweller
10-18-2004, 07:26 AM
In the 1980s Chuck Floyd dreamed of making a "Bateman Sandwich" with Jason and Justine.



Who didn't?!

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curtoid
10-18-2004, 07:26 AM
Chuck Floyd is Ron Bennington's paper boy



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Reephdweller
10-18-2004, 07:28 AM
If Chuck Floyd were to collapse and die in a pubble at Christmas he'd rip Liz Taylors cancer wig off her head on his way down.

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Furtherman
10-18-2004, 07:31 AM
Chuck Floyd likes to splash through pubbles in the rain.

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curtoid
10-18-2004, 07:33 AM
Chuck Floyd likes to go to golf courses and offers to "wash the balls" for anyone interested.



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curtoid
10-18-2004, 07:34 AM
Chuck Floyd is a big fan of "Pubble Of Mud"



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golfcourseguy
10-18-2004, 07:34 AM
Chuck Floyd always splits 10's.

" editing posts since day one"

golfcourseguy
10-18-2004, 07:38 AM
Chuck Floyd always double dribbles before he shoots.

" editing posts since day one"

Justice4all
10-18-2004, 07:49 AM
Chuck Floyd turned Rosie O'Donnell gay




And we men are ETERNALLY grateful.

Chuck Floyd..Bon Jovi fan since Day 1!!!

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"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"

Justice4all
10-18-2004, 07:50 AM
Chuck Floyd takes his Christmas tree down the day after Christmas.

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"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"

Justice4all
10-18-2004, 07:51 AM
Chuck Floyd named the DOG Indiana.

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"What do all men want Phillip?"
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curtoid
10-18-2004, 07:51 AM
Chuck Floyd thinks he is the only person distrubed by "Jojo"

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Justice4all
10-18-2004, 07:52 AM
Chuck Floyd hates when people call him 'Chucky' or 'Chuckles'.

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"What do all men want Phillip?"
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Justice4all
10-18-2004, 07:53 AM
Chuck Floyd hates going to bed because there is an evil monkey hiding in his closet.

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curtoid
10-18-2004, 07:53 AM
Chuck Floyd swears he understands the lyrics to REM's first four albums

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curtoid
10-18-2004, 07:54 AM
Chuck Floyd drives on a driveway and parks on a parkway

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golfcourseguy
10-18-2004, 07:58 AM
Chuck Floyd swears Sweet Little 16 told him she was 21.

" editing posts since day one"

Reephdweller
10-18-2004, 07:59 AM
According to Chuck Floyd it's the end of the world as he knows it, and he feels fine.

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Justice4all
10-18-2004, 08:00 AM
Chuck Floyd is the guy who jumps up and yells I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT ONE when playing Trivial Pursuit...when it isn't his turn

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Justice4all
10-18-2004, 08:02 AM
Chuck Floyd is on his way to work...for the 1st time in 3 weeks.

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Reephdweller
10-18-2004, 08:03 AM
Chuck Floyd is the contestant who lost at Jenga on The Benefactor and was subsequently eliminated from the game.

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curtoid
10-18-2004, 08:08 AM
Chuck Floyd is Prince's muse

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golfcourseguy
10-18-2004, 08:10 AM
Maryland's Chuck Floyd demands to know why, if jousting is the state sport, isn't there a pro team.

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Reephdweller
10-18-2004, 08:10 AM
Chuck Floyd coined the phrase "Stop, Drop, and Roll."

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Reephdweller
10-18-2004, 08:11 AM
Chuck Floyd's personal record for most squat thrusts in under 2 minutes is 37.

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Reephdweller
10-18-2004, 08:13 AM
Chuck Floyd was there when the Enola Gay left the tarmac.

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Reephdweller
10-18-2004, 08:15 AM
As far as Chuck Floyd is concerned with regards to Mac & Cheese, it's the cheese that makes it taste so good.

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golfcourseguy
10-18-2004, 08:16 AM
Chuck Floyd scouts Mexican medical schools for his Rotisserie Baseball picks.

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Justice4all
10-18-2004, 08:25 AM
Chuck Floyd drinks it because it tastes great.

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curtoid
10-18-2004, 01:33 PM
Chuck Floyd pees in the shower to cure the gangrene on his feet

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newport king
10-18-2004, 01:41 PM
Chuck Floyd used to do a "donkey show" down in Old Mexico.

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morecowbell11
10-18-2004, 01:45 PM
chuck floyd does cry when he touches it, because as he says"it reminds me of my grandfather"

So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life

sr71blackbird
10-18-2004, 02:47 PM
Chuck Floyd played Sun City

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furie
10-18-2004, 02:54 PM
Chuck Floyd played Sun City


hey queen bounced back from that, so can chuck floyd


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Reephdweller
10-18-2004, 02:54 PM
Chuck Floyd only dates chicks who swallow on the first date.

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Reephdweller
10-18-2004, 02:55 PM
Chuck Floyd refers to DC as "Chocolate City"

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curtoid
10-18-2004, 03:27 PM
Chuck Floyd gave Erica Kane daytime television's first abortion

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curtoid
10-18-2004, 03:29 PM
Chuck Floyd thinks that Timlin is an excellent pitcher.



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curtoid
10-18-2004, 03:30 PM
Chuck Floyd is a Claymate



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Hottub
10-18-2004, 03:31 PM
Chuck Floyd just soiled his armour!!

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Hottub
10-18-2004, 03:31 PM
Chuck Floyd just soiled his armour!!

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curtoid
10-18-2004, 03:32 PM
Chuck Floyd pretends he goes to Degrassi High School, because he loves Canadian teenagers.



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curtoid
10-18-2004, 03:34 PM
OMG!

I heard a rumor that Chuck Floyd just soiled his armour!!!!


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Hottub
10-18-2004, 03:48 PM
Chuck Floyd has a cane
Chuck Floyd has a hat
Chuck Floyd knows nutrition,
now what do you think of that...

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morecowbell11
10-18-2004, 03:53 PM
chuck floyd's high school yearbook quote was"drink a case of brew then disgrace a crew"

please stop that, your hurting me

morecowbell11
10-18-2004, 03:55 PM
chuck floyd considers himself the bastard son of chuck norris and pink floyd. and claims to run on the kung fu, psychodelic rock ticket

please stop that, your hurting me

morecowbell11
10-18-2004, 04:09 PM
chuck floyd speaks in a heavy jamaican accent even though hes irish and has lived in maryland his whole life.

please stop that, your hurting me

DarkHippie
10-18-2004, 04:12 PM
Chuck Floyd has to lip synch "God bless America" during the 7th inning stretch

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newport king
10-18-2004, 04:25 PM
Chuck Floyd refers to Derek Jeter as "high yellow".

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SatCam
10-18-2004, 04:53 PM
Chuck Floyd killed Curt Kobain, and doesn't have any regrets.

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KCfromDC
10-18-2004, 04:59 PM
Chuck Floyd keeps hanging up on the operator when she is trying to trying to connect Mrs. Floyd from the United States...

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furie
10-18-2004, 05:31 PM
Chuck Floyd replaced Col. Sanders in the hellfire club when they meet at the "Meadows"


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shamus mcfitzy
10-18-2004, 10:10 PM
Chuck Floyd sent the Zimmerman Telegram

shamus mcfitzy
10-18-2004, 10:14 PM
Chuck Floyd thinks eatin' aint cheatin'

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shamus mcfitzy
10-18-2004, 10:18 PM
Chuck Floyd thought Milton Berle's death "was tragically sudden"

shamus mcfitzy
10-18-2004, 10:20 PM
Chuck Floyd was awarded $1 in his suit against the NFL----and spent that dollar on a single share of Microsoft

shamus mcfitzy
10-18-2004, 10:21 PM
Chuck Floyd is the only person who truly knows what the definition of "is" is

shamus mcfitzy
10-18-2004, 10:23 PM
Chuck Floyd says that "only the good die young" because he thinks your grandmother's a bitch

shamus mcfitzy
10-18-2004, 10:26 PM
Chuck Floyd misunderstood when he was pushing for women's suffrage

shamus mcfitzy
10-18-2004, 10:27 PM
Chuck Floyd was president for one day between the terms of Andrew Johnson and Ulysses S. Grant

shamus mcfitzy
10-18-2004, 10:30 PM
Chuck Floyd thinks Phil Collins solo work was better than Genesis

shamus mcfitzy
10-18-2004, 10:31 PM
When Chuck Floyd recieved his Academy ballot, he voted for Matthew Lilliard as Best Actor

shamus mcfitzy
10-18-2004, 10:33 PM
Chuck Floyd still believes he is the true China

shamus mcfitzy
10-18-2004, 10:38 PM
Chuck Floyd would NOT hit Lindsay Lohan

golfcourseguy
10-19-2004, 12:32 AM
Chuck Floyd sang the Yankee Fight Song, it's on "Pop Fly Like an Eagle."

" editing posts since day one"

golfcourseguy
10-19-2004, 12:41 AM
Chuck Floyd says "The problem with whistle blowers is that, often they have proof".

" editing posts since day one"

golfcourseguy
10-19-2004, 12:43 AM
Chuck Floyd thinks,"2 wars in 4 years is batting .500."

" editing posts since day one"

curtoid
10-19-2004, 05:25 AM
Chuck Floyd built this city on Rock and Roll.



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curtoid
10-19-2004, 05:26 AM
Chuck Floyd gets his foreign policy advice from Amy Carter

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curtoid
10-19-2004, 05:27 AM
Chuck Floyd thinks that anyone that wants to lock this thread and take a poll on the best "Chuck Floydism" should take a pole upside the head.

;)

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curtoid
10-19-2004, 05:28 AM
Chuck Floyd knows what you did last summer.

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curtoid
10-19-2004, 05:29 AM
Chuck Floyd never brings a towel to a nudist resort.



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curtoid
10-19-2004, 05:30 AM
Chuck Floyd made tomato soup with the Partrich Family's bath water.

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curtoid
10-19-2004, 05:31 AM
Chuck Floyd still knows what you did last summer.



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curtoid
10-19-2004, 05:32 AM
Chuck Floyd has gotten no work done in the last week because of this thread

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Hottub
10-19-2004, 05:49 AM
Chuck Floyd can fix it. His old man is a television repair man and has this ULTIMATE set of tools.

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Hottub
10-19-2004, 05:50 AM
Sweet Chuck Floyd was doin' his act. He had the whole show and that's a natural fact.

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curtoid
10-19-2004, 06:36 AM
Chuck Floyd likes to correct people on the spelling of the word "electoral"



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curtoid
10-19-2004, 06:37 AM
Chuck Floyd thought that last night's Red Sox / Yankees game was "too boring"

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KC2OSO
10-19-2004, 07:13 AM
Chuck Floyd - cabana boy to the stars! People in the know call him a tushy eater.

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Crippler
10-19-2004, 07:21 AM
Chuck Floyd refers to himself in the third person.

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East Side Dave
10-19-2004, 07:24 AM
Chuck Floyd yesterday called two children "Pollocks."

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10-19-2004, 07:31 AM
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10-19-2004, 07:33 AM
Chuck Floyd gave the Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase and Virgil handjobs!

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Crippler
10-19-2004, 07:34 AM
While Chuck Floyd may not be the most moralistic man on the planet, at least he gives his constituents what they want. Release an attempted murderer? Sure. Outlaw sugar? No problem. Give us humor and outrageous behavior over genuine politics any day.

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Tall_James
10-19-2004, 07:35 AM
Chuck Floyd locked me in the basement to keep me from posting in this thread.

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Tall_James
10-19-2004, 07:36 AM
Chuck Floyd told Jason Kidd that his son's head was too big.

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Tall_James
10-19-2004, 07:37 AM
Chuck Floyd goes to Burger King drive-thrus and demands "Big Macs"

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Tall_James
10-19-2004, 07:38 AM
Chuck Floyd still says "Word to your mother!"

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[center]"Freakshow Makes...Tall James Takes"

Tall_James
10-19-2004, 07:38 AM
Chuck Floyd thinks that the Golden Globe Awards are more important than the Oscars.

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Tall_James
10-19-2004, 07:39 AM
Chuck Floyd sold copies of "Grit" as a kid and kept the profits for himself.

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Tall_James
10-19-2004, 07:40 AM
Chuck Floyd told me that he would gladly pay me Tuesday for a hamburger today.

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Tall_James
10-19-2004, 07:41 AM
Chuck Floyd thinks the Beatles were overrated.

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[center]"Freakshow Makes...Tall James Takes"

Tall_James
10-19-2004, 07:41 AM
Chuck Floyd drives with his turn signal on for 50 miles at a time.

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Crippler
10-19-2004, 07:42 AM
Chuck Floyd knows that guns don't kill people - the bullets do. That's why he will be limiting each American to 25 bullets a year, or 20 for convicted felons. Under this plan, Chuck Floyd predicts a 15% reduction in shootings, and a 25% increase in pistol whippings, which Chuck Floyd has always considered the coolest-looking form of personal assault.

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---------------------I plead the FiF!---------------------

Tall_James
10-19-2004, 07:42 AM
Chuck Floyd goes to Tall & Fat man stores and makes fun of the big people trying on clothes.

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Tall_James
10-19-2004, 07:43 AM
Chuck Floyd believes that recycling is just a big waste of time.

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[center]"Freakshow Makes...Tall James Takes"

Crippler
10-19-2004, 07:44 AM
Chuck Floyd on immigration:
If elected, Chuck Floyd will radically increase immigration from Russia, the Philippines, and all other major stripper-producing nations!

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Tall_James
10-19-2004, 07:44 AM
Chuck Floyd tries to duplicate the stunts that he sees on "Jackass" even though the warning at the beginning of the show tells him not to.

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Tall_James
10-19-2004, 07:44 AM
Chuck Floyd prefers Canadian Bacon to good old American Bacon.
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Tall_James
10-19-2004, 07:46 AM
Chuck Floyd's favorite Yankee is Ed Whitson.

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Tall_James
10-19-2004, 07:47 AM
Chuck Floyd's voice sounds like Squiggy from "Laverne & Shirley".

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Tall_James
10-19-2004, 07:48 AM
Chuck Floyd fishes for "trouser trout".

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[center]"Freakshow Makes...Tall James Takes"

Crippler
10-19-2004, 07:49 AM
Chuck Floyd may have coined the phrase, "Stop, drop, and roll" but he was never a big fan of the whole "Say NO, then GO, and TELL!" campaign...for personal reasons.

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---------------------I plead the FiF!---------------------[color=white]

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Tall_James
10-19-2004, 07:52 AM
Chuck Floyd parks in handicapped spaces and walks with a fake limp to the store entrance.

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Tall_James
10-19-2004, 07:53 AM
Chuck Floyd wonders why so much outrage over clubbing baby seals? Its not like they've accomplished anything in life.

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[center]"Freakshow Makes...Tall James Takes"

Tall_James
10-19-2004, 07:54 AM
When asked who he preferred, Betty or Veronica - Chuck Floyd responded by saying that he wanted to drill Mrs. Grundy on Mr. Weatherby's desk.

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Crippler
10-19-2004, 07:55 AM
Chuck Floyd on Education:
Chuck Floyd will ensure that no child graduates high school without such basic skills as knowing how to mix a dry martini or how to hide an unconscious showgirl in the maid's quarters.

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---------------------I plead the FiF!---------------------

Tall_James
10-19-2004, 07:55 AM
Chuck Floyd doesn't like the fact that when you "Google" his name this thread is linked. :)


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[center]"Freakshow Makes...Tall James Takes"

Crippler
10-19-2004, 07:57 AM
Chuck Floyd on Taxes:
Under Chuck Floyd's plan, Americans will stop paying taxes altogether. We will simply send the military across our northern border every morning, and beat up the Canadians for their lunch money. This will provide us with more than enough money for highway construction, military infrastructure, and a really cool collection of comic books.



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---------------------I plead the FiF!---------------------

BoondockSaint
10-19-2004, 08:04 AM
Chuck Floyd uses public toilets,
And pisses on the seat,
He walks around in the summer time,
Sayin' "How about this heat?"
He's an asshole.

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Crippler
10-19-2004, 08:09 AM
Chuck Floyd on Technology:
Al Gore may have invented the internet, but Chuck Floyd invented the "Accu-Grip" Personal Comfort Device, available through mail-order ads in the back of most major adult publications. And if elected, Chuck Floyd will continue this commitment to high-technology, investing $100 billion to build a satellite based defense system that can also descramble porn!

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---------------------I plead the FiF!---------------------[color=white]

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BoondockSaint
10-19-2004, 08:14 AM
Chuck Floyd was responsible For Col. Henry Blake's helicopter crash and Radar has sworn revenge on him.

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Crippler
10-19-2004, 08:19 AM
Chuck Floyd drinks it because it tastes great.
In a recent interview, Chuck Floyd was quoted as having said, "Chuck Floyd drinks it because it's less filling!" Proving that Democrats are not the only ones flip-flopping on important issues.

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curtoid
10-19-2004, 08:42 AM
Chuck Floyd did not believe the Prince was so "fresh"

Proving that Democrats are not the only ones flip-flopping on important issues.

Didn't the President prove that long ago??



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curtoid
10-19-2004, 08:49 AM
Chuck Floyd took the whole "Freedom Fries" thing a bit too far by renaming "France" "Freedom."

Next - to rename "Germany "Patriot," "Iran" will become "Liberty," all of Asia is now "Yellow America," and England "Ye Olde America."



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Justice4all
10-19-2004, 09:00 AM
Chuck Floyd thinks Batman is WAY COOLER then Superman.

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"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
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East Side Dave
10-19-2004, 09:09 AM
Chuck Floyd thinks the Negro Leagues is racist.

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Tall_James
10-19-2004, 09:40 AM
Chuck Floyd always calls East Side Dave "West Side Don".

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Tall_James
10-19-2004, 09:40 AM
Chuck Floyd always calls East Side Dave "West Side Don".

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[center]"Freakshow Makes...Tall James Takes"

Furtherman
10-19-2004, 09:54 AM
Chuck Floyd welcomes asteroids to "visit our beautiful scenery".

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Reephdweller
10-19-2004, 10:30 AM
Chuck Floyd thinks that Brooklyn is not a part of Long Island.

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blakjeezis
10-19-2004, 10:32 AM
Chuck Floyd was a vibrant, young man
Chuck Floyd was a vibrant, young man

Chuck Floyd had a terrible surfing accident
Chuck Floyd had a terrible surfing accident

He was made a quadraplegic
He was made a quadraplegic

Doctors said he would never walk again
Doctors at Mt. Sinai Hospital said he could walk again

He lapsed into a deep depression
He began a rigorous training regimen

Chuck Floyd would never forget the day his life changed
Chuck Floyd would never forget the day he took his first step


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Reephdweller
10-19-2004, 10:43 AM
Chuck Floyd refers to his big toe as the "captain of the toes"

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Reephdweller
10-19-2004, 10:57 AM
Chuck Floyd took the cup, again he gave them thanks and praise, gave the cup to his disciples and said...

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East Side Dave
10-19-2004, 12:31 PM
Chuck Floyd wishes Little Earl and Big Earl would leave Re-Run and Roger alone!!!

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DarkHippie
10-19-2004, 01:22 PM
Chuck Floyd wobbles but he doesn't fall down

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Justice4all
10-19-2004, 02:37 PM
Chuck Floyd was a vibrant, young man
Chuck Floyd was a vibrant, young man

Chuck Floyd had a terrible surfing accident
Chuck Floyd had a terrible surfing accident

He was made a quadraplegic
He was made a quadraplegic

Doctors said he would never walk again
Doctors at Mt. Sinai Hospital said he could walk again

He lapsed into a deep depression
He began a rigorous training regimen

Chuck Floyd would never forget the day his life changed
Chuck Floyd would never forget the day he took his first step





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East Side Dave
10-19-2004, 02:39 PM
Chuck Floyd enjoys sitting on that pyramid with a young boy named Igor...

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sr71blackbird
10-19-2004, 02:58 PM
Chuck Floyd is the Sausage King of Chicago

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SFSMaus
10-19-2004, 03:03 PM
Chuck Floyd forged the One True Ring.

---------------------------------------------
Marcus Cole : "I used to think it was a
terrible thing that life was so unfair.
Then I thought, 'what if life *were*
fair, and all of the terrible things that
happen to us came because we really
deserved them?' Now I take great
comfort in the general unfairness and
hostility of the universe."

Hottub
10-19-2004, 03:38 PM
Chuck Floyd likes big butts, and he connot lie...

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Hottub
10-19-2004, 03:41 PM
Chuck Floyd is strong to the finish 'cause he eats his spinich.

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Hottub
10-19-2004, 04:02 PM
Chuck Floyd went home to get his fuckin' shine-box!

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sr71blackbird
10-19-2004, 04:05 PM
How much Floyd could Chuck Floyd chuck
if Chuck Floyd could Chuck Floyd?

Chuck Floyd would chuck as much Floyd as Chuck Floyd could chuck,
if Chuck Floyd could chuck Floyd

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sr71blackbird
10-19-2004, 05:06 PM
See Chuck Floyd!! (http://www.mcgop.net/recentphotos.htm)

Fark away!

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Ken
10-19-2004, 07:06 PM
Chuck steak rules! :8|:

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Ken
10-19-2004, 07:09 PM
Chuck Floyd supports wearing all black, and final solutions. :8|:

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Ken
10-19-2004, 07:29 PM
After the 8th district, we'll take Austria, then Czechoslovakia, then Poland, then France, then Russia. Republicans Unite!

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East Side Dave
10-19-2004, 07:31 PM
Ken has ruined the Chuck Floyd thread.

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Tall_James
10-19-2004, 07:33 PM
Chuck Floyd believes that Ken should not have to resize his sig pic.

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mikeyboy
10-19-2004, 07:34 PM
Chuck Floyd had an ilicit affair with Peekums.

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East Side Dave
10-19-2004, 07:35 PM
Chuck Floyd and Peekums sometimes play checkers.

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Ken
10-19-2004, 07:52 PM
My bad, was this a comedy pyramid? Suck me. :8|:

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East Side Dave
10-19-2004, 07:55 PM
Chuck Floyd says, "Don't worry about it, Kenny!"



































(Chuck Floyd believes Odysseus "was a pussy.")

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golfcourseguy
10-20-2004, 01:01 AM
Thanks to people like you Chuck Floyd has 2 threads in Googles top five.

" editing posts since day one"

golfcourseguy
10-20-2004, 01:04 AM
Chuck Floyd sings "I'm Chuck Floyd,Iam I am" at all his AARP whistle stops.

" editing posts since day one"

Hottub
10-20-2004, 04:35 AM
Chuck Floyd's been living in the Temple of the Dog.

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Hottub
10-20-2004, 04:36 AM
Chuck Floyd can barely see over the steering wheel, and he is parking Cadillacs.

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Hottub
10-20-2004, 04:37 AM
Chuck Floyd has a pocket full of rubbers, and his homeboys do too.

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Hottub
10-20-2004, 04:38 AM
Chuck Floyd likes the hot side hot, and the cool side cool.

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Hottub
10-20-2004, 04:40 AM
Chuck Floyd thinks the dogmas of a quiet past are no match for a stormy present.

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Hottub
10-20-2004, 04:41 AM
Chuck Floyd wishes he had one of PanterA's sigs.

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Hottub
10-20-2004, 04:42 AM
Chuck Floyd is busted flat in Baton Rouge, waiting for a train.

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Hottub
10-20-2004, 04:42 AM
Chuck Floyd has dial-up.

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"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
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Hottub
10-20-2004, 04:43 AM
Chuck Floyd is going to file suit against everybody who responded to this thread.

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Hottub
10-20-2004, 04:44 AM
Chuck Floyd has no vertical.

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ADF
10-20-2004, 04:45 AM
Chuck Floyd rhymes with "hemarrhoid" and prefers it that way.

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curtoid
10-20-2004, 06:24 AM
Chuck Floyd has a blog, but doesn't know what it's used for.



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curtoid
10-20-2004, 06:25 AM
Chuck Floyd is really an alien cockroach living inside the husk of a man.

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Tall_James
10-20-2004, 06:29 AM
Chuck Floyd has his mind on his money and his money on his mind.

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Tall_James
10-20-2004, 06:29 AM
Chuck Floyd wants to know if your refrigerator is running.

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Tall_James
10-20-2004, 06:29 AM
Chuck Floyd wants to know if you have chicken breasts.

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Tall_James
10-20-2004, 06:30 AM
Chuck Floyd wants to know if you have 10 lb. balls.

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Tall_James
10-20-2004, 06:30 AM
Chuck Floyd just rang your doorbell and ran away.

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Tall_James
10-20-2004, 06:30 AM
Chuck Floyd gives apples and toothbrushes to trick or treaters.

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Tall_James
10-20-2004, 06:31 AM
Chuck Floyd knocked the ball out of Bronson Arroyo's mitt last night.

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Tall_James
10-20-2004, 06:31 AM
Chuck Floyd is in love with Pedro Martinez's midget friend.

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Tall_James
10-20-2004, 06:32 AM
Chuck Floyd cries when he watches "Fried Green Tomatos".

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Tall_James
10-20-2004, 06:33 AM
Chuck Floyd goes to Burger King and demands that he gets it "his way"....meaning a Whopper with jelly.

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Tall_James
10-20-2004, 06:45 AM
Chuck Floyd gets his kicks on Route 56.

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Tall_James
10-20-2004, 06:46 AM
Chuck Floyd lies about his age to get the Senior Discount at the movies.

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Tall_James
10-20-2004, 06:47 AM
Chuck Floyd thinks the Britney Spears version of "Satisfaction" is about a million times better than the original done by the Rolling Stones.

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Tall_James
10-20-2004, 06:48 AM
Chuck Floyd injected John Belushi with a speedball at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood. Killed him dead he did.

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Tall_James
10-20-2004, 06:48 AM
Chuck Floyd cut the brake lines on James Dean's car.

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Tall_James
10-20-2004, 06:49 AM
Chuck Floyd took both Natalie Wood and Dennis Wilson out for midnight swims.

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Furtherman
10-20-2004, 07:11 AM
Chuck Floyd sells bonzai kittens.

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Tall_James
10-20-2004, 07:14 AM
Chuck Floyd's favorite Italian food is Spaghetti-O's.

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Tall_James
10-20-2004, 07:15 AM
Chuck Floyd still wonders why Ellen Degeneres hasn't found a nice guy and settled down yet.

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Furtherman
10-20-2004, 07:18 AM
Chuck Floyd is working with Bill Gates to give you $1 for every Chuck Floyd post you create. And they're working to start a Christmas Tree farm. On the moon.

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curtoid
10-20-2004, 07:56 AM
Chuck Floyd was originally selected to play the role of "Rick Blaine" in Casablanca, "Boss Hog" on The Dukes of Hazard, the "Tin Woodsman" in The Wizard of Oz and "Norma Desmond" in Sunset Boulevard.



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curtoid
10-20-2004, 07:57 AM
Chuck Floyd appears in "Three Men and a Baby" as a dead boy

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grovegirl1
10-20-2004, 07:59 AM
East side Dave has the funnest posts..... chuck floyd thinks so too..

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Crippler
10-20-2004, 08:02 AM
Chuck Floyd was supposed to board a helicopter headed for Chicago on August 27, 1990...but he decided to stay behind and hang with his buddies Robert Cray & Eric Clapton in Wisconsin instead.

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DarkHippie
10-20-2004, 08:27 AM
Chuck Floyd ass raped the Last Unicorn

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DarkHippie
10-20-2004, 08:30 AM
Chuck Floyd bought Ernest Hemmingway a bottle of whiskey and some shotgun shells

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badorties
10-20-2004, 09:25 AM
chuck floyd is the alpha and the omega ...


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badorties
10-20-2004, 09:31 AM
chuck floyd believes in sword fish ...


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curtoid
10-20-2004, 10:38 AM
Chuck Floyd is going to India with his ex

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Reephdweller
10-20-2004, 10:45 AM
Chuck Floyd bought a dog for the purpose of walking through parks and flirting with chicks who have dogs.

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Tall_James
10-20-2004, 10:51 AM
Chuck Floyd is the Last Comic Standing.

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Tall_James
10-20-2004, 10:52 AM
Chuck Floyd believes that violent hazing is all part of being a kid.

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Tall_James
10-20-2004, 10:52 AM
Chuck Floyd is French.

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Tall_James
10-20-2004, 10:53 AM
Chuck Floyd doesn't believe that women should own watches because ovens already have clocks on them.

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Tall_James
10-20-2004, 10:54 AM
Chuck Floyd is the ruler of Latveria.

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Tall_James
10-20-2004, 10:54 AM
Chuck Floyd stabs at thee from Hell's heart.

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Tall_James
10-20-2004, 10:55 AM
Chuck Floyd believes that those independant contractors on the Death Star knew exactly what they were getting into.

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Reephdweller
10-20-2004, 10:55 AM
A heartbroken Chuck Floyd stood outside his ex-girlfriends house with a boombox and blared the song "In Your Eyes" by Peter Gabriel.

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Tall_James
10-20-2004, 10:55 AM
Chuck Floyd NEVER washes his hands after using a public restroom.

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Tall_James
10-20-2004, 10:56 AM
Chuck Floyd is secretly taping you.

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Reephdweller
10-20-2004, 10:57 AM
Chuck Floyd thinks only YOU can prevent forest fires.

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Reephdweller
10-20-2004, 11:01 AM
Someone came sayin' Chuck Floyd 's a saint (He's insane)
to complain about a shotgun wedding and a stain on his shirt,
don't believe everything that you breathe,
you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve,
so shave your face with some mace in the dark,
saving all your food stamps for burning down the trailer park,

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GodsFavoriteMan
10-20-2004, 11:03 AM
Chuck Floyd thinks all you gotta do is shock the monkey.


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Justice4all
10-20-2004, 11:54 AM
*plays Banjo*
Well Let me tell ya story bout a man name Chuck...poor country fella always lookin' for a buck...
Then one day he was shootin' with his gun...
Up before you know it came a money by the ton.

Oil that is....black gold...Texas Tea....

Well next thing you know ole' Chucks a millionare...
Kin-folk said "CHUCK MOVE AWAY FROM THERE!"
They said "Run for congress where you can have all your debates..."
So he packed up his things and he moved to District 8.

Maryland that is, home of the free...land of the interns.

Y'all come back now..ya hear???

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"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"

Justice4all
10-20-2004, 12:00 PM
Chuck Floyd thinks this thread will soon be called "What did Chuck Floyd say...?"

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"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"

curtoid
10-20-2004, 12:06 PM
Chuck Floyd can "gurantee a Yankee win tonight"

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Freebird
10-20-2004, 12:07 PM
Chuck Floyd states that he hails from "Parts Unknown"

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Now I'm starving

I'm about to turn it up a notch!

curtoid
10-20-2004, 12:32 PM
Chuck Floyd thinks that "M.S." stands for "Mighty Sexy"

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curtoid
10-20-2004, 12:34 PM
Chuck Floyd's girlfriend drives a Honda, playing workout tapes by Fonda; but Fonda ain't gotta motor in the back of her Honda.

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curtoid
10-20-2004, 12:35 PM
Chuck Floyd and Christopher Lloyd sometimes get each other's mail by mistake.



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Reephdweller
10-20-2004, 12:57 PM
Chuck Floyd's anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon!

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curtoid
10-20-2004, 01:02 PM
some brothers wanna play that hard roll, and tell ya that the butt ain't gold; so they toss and leave it
and Chuck Floyd pulls up quick to retrieve it


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Reephdweller
10-20-2004, 03:08 PM
So Chuck Floyd says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'




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Justice4all
10-20-2004, 08:26 PM
Right now Chuck Floyd is pissed because he watched over 23 hours of a baseball teams collapse.

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"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
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curtoid
10-21-2004, 07:47 AM
Give Chuck Floyd a sista; Chuck Floyd can't resist her; Red beans and rice didn't miss her...

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curtoid
10-21-2004, 09:39 AM
Chuck Floyd is starved for attention



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Reephdweller
10-21-2004, 09:48 AM
Dial 1-900-Chuck-Floyd and kick them nasty thoughts. Baby got back!

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East Side Dave
10-21-2004, 11:21 AM
Chuck Floyd wonders how "they make apple sauce."

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East Side Dave
10-21-2004, 11:29 AM
Chuck Floyd "is ticklish."

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curtoid
10-21-2004, 11:38 AM
Ever since the NHL has locked out their players, Chuck Floyd has spent his time watching bowlers.



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East Side Dave
10-21-2004, 11:40 AM
Chuck Floyd mixes up "pin" cushions and "whoopy" cushions "somtimes"....

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Freebird
10-21-2004, 12:52 PM
Chuck Floyd comes out mostly at night.....mostly....

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Now I'm starving

I'm about to turn it up a notch!

Reephdweller
10-21-2004, 12:57 PM
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize your neighbourhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse's shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzy ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of Chuck Floyd

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curtoid
10-21-2004, 12:59 PM
Chuck Floyd's pin number is 6-6-6-9



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Reephdweller
10-21-2004, 01:05 PM
If you shoved a lump up coal up his Chuck Floyd, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.


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Reephdweller
10-21-2004, 01:11 PM
Chuck Floyd came in the door, he said it before
he never let the mic magnatize him no more
But it's biting him, fighting him, inviting him to rhyme
He can't hold it back, He's looking for the line,
Taking off his coat, clearing his throat
His rhyme will be kicking it until he hits his last note
His mind'll range to find all kinds of ideas
Self-esteem makes it seem like a thought took years to build
But still say a rhyme after the next one
Prepared, never scared, He'll just bless one
And you know that I'm the soloist
So Eric B, make 'em clap to this...


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morecowbell11
10-21-2004, 01:49 PM
Chuck Floyd made a poignant speech about fiscal responsibilty. he concluded this speech with the famous quote "1 in the hand is worth 2 in the bush" Immediatly after finishing this speech,chuck floyd giggled incessantly, pointed at a female reporter and yelled "VAGINA"

please stop that, your hurting me

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Freakshow
10-21-2004, 01:51 PM
Chuck Floyd believes we should lock this thread at 999 posts.

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GodsFavoriteMan
10-21-2004, 01:53 PM
Chuck Floyd is not Joey Handsome

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Freakshow
10-21-2004, 01:57 PM
All Chuck Floyd's good stories end with "Officer the cuffs are hurting me"

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Snoogans
10-21-2004, 01:58 PM
Chuck Floyd needs to die and take this novel like thread of bad jokes with him

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Hottub
10-21-2004, 02:01 PM
Hi, Chuck Floyd has a tape he wants to play...

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"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
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Hottub
10-21-2004, 02:03 PM
Chuck Floyd once had love, and it was a gas. He soon found out he had a heart of glass.

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Hottub
10-21-2004, 02:16 PM
Chuck Floyd's goddam dog just crapped on my lawn again!!

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Hottub
10-21-2004, 02:18 PM
Chuck Floyd LOVES arroz con leche.

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Hottub
10-21-2004, 02:18 PM
Chuck Floyd misses the "Lunch" thread.

and stupidgirllll as well.

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Snoogans
10-21-2004, 02:18 PM
its over johnny

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Hottub
10-21-2004, 02:21 PM
Chuck Floyd says it aint over 'til it's over!

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Snoogans
10-21-2004, 02:25 PM
punch out maverick

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Hottub
10-21-2004, 02:27 PM
Chuck Floyd knows Schafer is the one beer to have when your having more than one!

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Hottub
10-21-2004, 02:34 PM
Chuck Floyd says it's not a motorcycle, snoogs, it's a chopper...

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Freakshow
10-21-2004, 02:44 PM
Chuck Floyd is hurting America


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Snoogans
10-21-2004, 02:50 PM
i thought you guys knew funny, this is awful, by now i feel like im at a billy staples show

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Hottub
10-21-2004, 02:52 PM
Chuck Floyd says 1,000 posts, BITCHES!!!

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