Unconfortable Positions

[BooBooKittyFuck]

What is the most uncomfortable position you have tried? And I don't mean in the backseat of a Volkswagon either!! LOL

I would say Riding Backwards it makes my legs cramp.

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[grlNIN]

sideways, ALWAYS sideways.

Most retarded and uneccessary position EVER!

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[stickyfingers]

the reverse viking torcher rack.



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[Katylina]

sideways, ALWAYS sideways


Oh I love this position. I can push my ass back on his cock, and he can drill it into me while he holds a vibrator downtown. Then he flips you on your stomach and go to town. There are so many possibilities.

I guess the most uncomfortable is being tied to a pole on your back. then being flipped over on your stomach. Your arms get quite twisted and tired, but what am I complaining about? It makes it even hotter. Sex pain is good pain. I never complain about rug burns.

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This message was edited by Katylina on 10-19-04 @ 8:42 AM

[Tall_James]

Redundant response. Sorry.

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[FUNKMAN]

Unconfortable Positions


when the cat is staring you in the face

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[Mike Teacher]

when i'm staring at the cat and she catches me.

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[nickeye]

when the cat is staring you in the face


Face-up or face-down, I'm pretty sure it's illegal.


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[FUNKMAN]

Face-up or face-down, I'm pretty sure it's illegal.


sideways

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[East Side Dave]

I don't like when she makes me put a lamp shade on to hide my head!

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[Iamnotatool]

Standing 69, cause its hard for her to hold me upside down, aim, and not drop me.

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[jeffdwright2001]

When the funeral director walks in on us.



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[Iamnotatool]

When she wakes up in the middle.

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[FUNKMAN]

when her cock is bigger than mine...

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[East Side Dave]

I like it when she gives me the camel clutch like the Iron Sheik but watch out! I'm Hulk Hogan- break out of it- clothesline- leg drop! And your newwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, champion Hhhhhhhhhulk Hhhhhhhhhhogaaaaan!!!

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[PanterA]

When she's on top and it slips out and bends the junk in ways its never been bent before. Now that's pain.

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[Jennitalia]

when it "accidentally" slips out one hole and pops back in the other one.


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[Jennitalia]

when it "accidentally" slips out one hole and pops back in the other one.


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[Jennitalia]

when it "accidentally" slips out one hole and pops back in the other one.


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[Iamnotatool]

Someone has been going ass to mouth to pussy to ass to mouth to pussy.....

Jenn, you naughty girl... ;)



All holes open!!

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[sr71blackbird]

when it "accidentally" slips out one hole and pops back in the other one.


Damnnn!! Im aroused now!

I kinda like the "on the side" position myself, because it gives me so many options and I can go for quite some time before tiring out.
When you say "on the side" Im wondering if you mean it the same way as I do? I like when shes on her back and Im on my side and Im kind of straddling one of her legs and shes straddling mine and Ill I have to do is kinda rock side to side and mix it up now and then..

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[BooBooKittyFuck]

what is your specialty position? I like doggy style so i can grind back on him.

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[Iamnotatool]

Doggy also allows for dropping gooey spits down on the friction area for lube, and allows for digital anal insertion aka "The Shocker"


I'm just sayin...


BooBooKittyFuck, perhaps you could teach me your techniques. I'm here to learn.

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[sr71blackbird]

She also got me hot too!
Thats it, Im outta here!

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[FUNKMAN]

Unconfortable Positions


when my credit card transactions doesn't get approved...

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[BooBooKittyFuck]

Credit cards get me hot!!

Tip of the day: it don't matter, just don't bite it. deep throat is mind over matter.

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[mothershucker]

When she's on top and it slips out and bends the junk in ways its never been bent before. Now that's pain


FUUUUUUUUUUCK, I HATE that. But the thing that makes us animals is, we finish anyway.

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

[BooBooKittyFuck]

what about when she ties it in a knot?

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[Snoogans]

Unconfortable Position

what, like the back of a volkeswagon

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[mikeyboy]

What is the most uncomfortable position you have tried? And I don't mean in the backseat of a Volkswagon either!! LOL




what, like the back of a volkeswagon


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[Snoogans]

this should be common knowledge by now, i either dont, or am too stoned to read, we all know this

all i looked at was the thread title

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[FUNKMAN]

Unconfortable Positions


how about in the back of Jettas or Passats?

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[Jennitalia]

Unconfortable Position

what, like the back of a volkeswagon


i've done it in my beetle...it wasnt uncomfortable at all ;)

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This message was edited by Jennitalia on 10-19-04 @ 10:17 PM

[GodsFavoriteMan]

i've done it in my beetle...it wasnt uncomfortable at all ;)

Are you like a midget?

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[Snoogans]

yea i dont get it either, the backseat of mmy nissan would be much worse than a VW

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[DESERTEAGLE.50]

the most uncomfortable position for me is when I realize that Im not actually having sex w/ a chic, but just jacking it proper for my gf the shower drain...

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[FUNKMAN]

for my gf the shower drain...


hey, at least she swallows...

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[Iamnotatool]

I would say something here, but I'm afraid Pantera would just lock the fucking thread up, so I'll keep my joke to myself.

Haha, it was pretty funny too.

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[PanterA]

tool, are we now going down the tenbats route here?

If you have nothing to add to the thread then dont reply to it.

What's up your ass today?

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[IrishAlkey]

Ha Ha

Up his ass...

Uncomfortable positions...

Nevermind.

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[DJEvelEd]

Having a herniated disc and a compressed disc in my back with a Nymphomanic girlfriend makes ANY position uncomfortable. My solution is to lay on my stomach and pay a hooker to lick my asshole while I grind the pillow. (she gives me cute little pillow bites)

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[jeffdwright2001]

tool, . . .
What's up your ass today?

All in favor of sending the mouse to find out say "Aye".



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[IrishAlkey]

That mouse has been through enough having been the eyewitness to a shooting and all...

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[Iamnotatool]

Whats the Tenbats route?

Nothing up my ass but a whole lot of poop. (http://www.tuckermax.com/bunnypoop.jpg) I might suggest you check yourself.

I did have something to add to the thread, thankyouverymuch.

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[PanterA]

then please add it so if it breaks a board rule i can send you packing.

and the tenbats route is not a place I ever thought you would have gone down.

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[reeshy]

The only 'Uncomfortable" postion I was ever in was by myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Katylina]

Having a herniated disc and a compressed disc in my back with a Nymphomanic girlfriend makes ANY position uncomfortable.

HA!

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[Iamnotatool]

then please add it so if it breaks a board rule i can send you packing.



The most uncomfortable position is a guy with an overinflated ego or on a power trip trying to make sure everyone knows who's the "boss"

See, I added.

Did I break another rule you just made up?

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This message was edited by Iamnotatool on 10-22-04 @ 9:08 AM

[silera]

Reading this was about as sexy as showering in hot vomit.


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[Iamnotatool]

My apologies for aiding and abetting in derailing a perfectly good thread. I was not alone, but I will rise above and stay the course. Please carry on.


How bout when your in abosolutely ANY position and get a cramp in your hammy. OUCH!

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[silera]

Realizing you got your period as the load and blood come out together on your partner's penis.

Hot.



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[GodsFavoriteMan]

Realizing you got your period as the load and blood come out together on your partner's penis.

Hot.

Oh, God. . .that is hot.

Pardong me while I run a batch.

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[A.J.]

Pardong

Freudian slip?

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

You know, maybe. I'm not even going to fix it.

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[Justice4all]

Oh I love this position. I can push my ass back on his cock, and he can drill it into me while he holds a vibrator downtown. Then he flips you on your stomach and go to town. There are so many possibilities.

I guess the most uncomfortable is being tied to a pole on your back. then being flipped over on your stomach. Your arms get quite twisted and tired, but what am I complaining about? It makes it even hotter. Sex pain is good pain. I never complain about rug burns.




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Reading this was about as sexy as showering in hot vomit

There's an image...that I could have done without.
Leave it up to Silera to say something that would make you sick and laugh at the same time.


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[silera]

Why do I have to know whenever Katylina is fucking someone new?





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[Iamnotatool]

Bobby P. you LUCKY ASS, THREAD LOCKIN', BLESSED MUTHA FUCKA!!!!



What he said.


Why do I have to know whenever Katylina is fucking someone new?


Same reason we gotta know whenever Ed pops a bloodfart out of his faeces filled zits.



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[FUNKMAN]

when you're performing oral on a girl while she is in the doggie position and she poofs right when you're taking a deep breath...

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[Katylina]

Why do I have to know whenever Katylina is fucking someone new?



Actually, I don't even recall making a post saying I am fucking any specific person.

Realizing you got your period as the load and blood come out together on your partner's penis.

... or even worse, when he is giving you oral.


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[GwEnYpOo]

my head on the floor , ass on the couch and him sitting on me . i almost broke my fuckin neck

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my head on the floor , ass on the couch and him sitting on me . i almost broke my fuckin neck

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[TheMojoPin]

Actually, I don't even recall making a post saying I am fucking any specific person.

Well, she didn't say it was YOU that let us know...

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[Katylina]

Well, she didn't say it was YOU that let us know...
Bad Tom.

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[IrishAlkey]

Speedy delivery!

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[TheMojoPin]

I'm always comfortable giving Alkey the ol' "Slowpoke Rodriguez."

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[Justice4all]

Bad Tom

Who ME???

I just said Pantera was...
Bobby P. you LUCKY ASS, THREAD LOCKIN', BLESSED MUTHA FUCKA!!!!

I never said it had anything to do with having sex with you Kat. ;)



Oh and Jenn...?
i've done it in my beetle...it wasnt uncomfortable at all
It kind of helps when are short.
Anything over 5'6" you need a contortionist.

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[IrishAlkey]

I'm always comfortable giving Alkey the ol' "Slowpoke Rodriguez."

Doesn't he play for the Red Sox?

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[TheMojoPin]

The sure do love to have lots of brown people around to hate.

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[IrishAlkey]

I support Bush bombing them.

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[TheMojoPin]

They raised the Terror Alert in Boston, but it was successfully defeated when the Boston police valiantly shot and killed a 20-year-old white girl in the eye.

Without their bravery, all would have been lost.

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[IrishAlkey]

That's wicked retahded.

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[BooBooKittyFuck]

irish i just have to say your sig is very cool and i am going to have to make that into a tshirt for my hubby.

katylina is getting one this xmas saying... foreigners have feelings too

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[A.J.]

They raised the Terror Alert in Boston, but it was successfully defeated when the Boston police valiantly shot and killed a 20-year-old white girl in the eye.

Without their bravery, all would have been lost.

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1979 << I love my drug buddy... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

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[TheMojoPin]

Hey, I'm glad I don't live in EITHER town.

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[keithy_19]

When the girl asks you to turn around and you do and she runs away and you have to catch her and hold her down! The chase is so tiring that when you catch her you fall asleep on her back.

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[Iamnotatool]

My lawyer has advised me to leave this thread.

And he also said I'm the lucky one.

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[MrPink]

most uncomfortable is when her daddy the preacher comes in and witnesses her deflowering

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me"

[Evilpete]

I heard this one position that involved, astroglide, puke, shit, and a third person in a closet contributing to said puke and shit....anyone know anything about this??

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

most uncomfortable is when her daddy the preacher comes in and witnesses her deflowering

Bullshit. That's the best part, especially if your about to shoot a wad right in her face and she's got her mouth wide open.

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[BooBooKittyFuck]

no whats worse is when my father started banging on the door telling my then fiancee to stop fucking his daughter and get a job.

that was embarassing

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Thx PanterA for the cool Pic

[Iamnotatool]

http://www.killsometime.com/Pics/Drunk/images/Drunk11.jpg

THAT is an uncomfortable position

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Iamnotatool]

http://www.cameltoe-world.com/pictures/funny/worlds-biggest-cameltoe.jpg

Any position with senorita cameltoe

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[DJEvelEd]

Being held down by 5 vomiting prison inmates with a baseball bat 12 inches up my ass, a dog with engorged anal glands ass in my face, my balls in a vice, a catheter in my penis hole being filled with a homeless's AIDS diarrhea, David Frost nipping at my nose, with Starr Jones's stinking hairy vagina smothering all of us.

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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 1-23-05 @ 11:10 PM

[Iamnotatool]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v375/mac0822/owned6.jpg

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[whiteboy1457]

Being held down by 5 vomiting prison inmates with a baseball bat 12 inches up my ass, a dog with engorged anal glands ass in my face, my balls in a vice, a catheter in my penis hole being filled with a homeless's AIDS diarrhea, David Frost nipping at my nose, with Starr Jones's stinking hairy vagina smothering all of us.

I dont think anything can be worse than this.... im in pain just reading it

MASTA MEAT

Cluching defeat out of the claws of victory.