Today I got scared of...

[PanterA]

...a shoe wiper.

OK, so I'm walking my route today, just trying to get the job done. Now, I'm looking down "fingering the mail" (fingering the mail is when you have a bunch of letters in your hand and you work through them to get just the ones for the house you're going to....yeah yeah I was fingering a male :_) So I'm looking down at the letters and walking up to the house porch, and out of the corner of my eye I see...

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I gasped like a little bitch, and jumped back!!

I thought it was a rat only 2 inches from my feet! I was embarrassed because the person who lived in the house was waiting by the door. To add to the embarrassment, she laughed at me!!

Why I share these embarrassing moments with you people I will never know. Just thought you can all use a laugh at my expense.

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This message was edited by PanterA on 10-27-04 @ 7:44 PM

[Justice4all]

Well it COULD have been worse....


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and don't feel bad...it sounds like she just sits there and waits for people to be scared of her little shoe wiper so she could laugh at them.
That's what is sounds like to me anyway.

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[SatCam]

Atleast you didn't slip on a banana peel and fall into oncoming street racers...

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[sr71blackbird]

When I was a meter reader, I had to squuze behind peoples bushes to read meters sometimes and I was working my way behind this hedgerow and I come upon what I thought was the body of a little girl...I almost had a heart attack! Turns out it was a Corner Kidr

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Scared the fucking shit outta me! It was face down half covered in leaves!

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[SuperClerk]

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Trumpy can do magic.

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[fluffernutter]

Why I share these embarrassing moments with you people I will never know. Just thought you can all use a laugh at my expense.


I commend you Bobby not only for your touching story the other day but for other embarrassing occurrences that happen to you. Lord knows I wouldn't share my bad experiences cause I am too chicken shit of getting made fun of. Not by everyone, just a select few. Even my serious threads would sometimes become a farce. Not downing myself but there are some really callous people here.


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[Aggie]

Nice boots! Very fashionable for a Postman.

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[Tall_James]

When I was a meter reader, I had to squuze behind peoples bushes to read meters sometimes and I was working my way behind this hedgerow and I come upon what I thought was the body of a little girl...I almost had a heart attack! Turns out it was a Corner Kidr

http://www.homestead.com/kaishunga/files/cornerkid.JPG

Scared the fucking shit outta me! It was face down half covered in leaves!


I'm with you on those creepy things. My sister in law has one in the house and I scares the shit out of me. One time I could swear I saw it move. Those things are fucked up.

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[TheMojoPin]

Today I got scared of...

I like how the thread titles implies that every day there's something new that scares the pee-pee out of Bobby P.

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