I had an itch so...

[Katylina]

I used an old tube of Vagisil to make the itchiness go away. Unfortunately, the itch was not in my vagina, but in between my toes. I don't know if it's dry skin, but there is an irriation between one of my pinkie toes and the toe next to it (the little piggy that had none).

I woke up at 3 am scratching it like a mother fucker. I looked in the medicine closet for some sort of itch relief like calamine lotion, but all we had was my mother's ancient tube of Vagisil (no I do not want to envision her slopping that cream onto her vagina). It made the itch go away right away! I even put it on before I went to work this morning. When I read the directions and indications, it never once mentioned a vagina, and only stated "the affected area."

I think I am in the clear. I kind of feel like I toe fucked a hooker and got a yeast infection in my toe.

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This message was edited by Katylina on 10-28-04 @ 10:16 PM

[Snoogans]

I used an old tube of Vagisil


eddie harris taught me that vagisil will give another 2 to 3 inches drop on my curveball

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[Katylina]

Only if it's aged to perfection.

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[PanterA]

next time just use....

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BOOM...tough actin' tinactin!

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[fluffernutter]

I started getting all excited then you mentioned toes.

No, wait, keep on talking about your feet....

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[JPMNICK]

i use vagisil on cankur sores and it workes great.


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[fiestygal]

i could not expect less from this post! astounding kat...

well at least we know that if you were on Survivor or something you have a secret to get rid of teh itchyness of rashes and bug bites

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[Crippler]

eddie harris taught me that vagisil will give another 2 to 3 inches drop on my curveball
Yeah, but so will Crisco or Bardol, only they won't help with an itchy toe crease.

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[SpicyMcHaggis]

Definitely interesting, and what you have is probably what I have, egsima. I'm spelling it how it's pronounced.

But yeah, you're mod quote is hot.

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[JPMNICK]

should have scratched it with a bo... oh wait you did not get them back from ed yet.

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[FUNKMAN]

i have to get me some of that... i used to rub my toes on the carpet and get some bad rugburn.

my dad liked using clorox til he burnt his feet and fainted from it right before his 40th anniversary party at the Hi-Hat in Bayonne

damn, i even have a family story for athletes foot... i should get therapy

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

Ahh, the magic of antifungals. Makes me think of how many people pay stupid amounts of money for Tylenol PM when they can buy generic benadryl and get the exact same effect without the liver damaging tylenol.

Why? Because benadryl is diphenhydramine. And the active sleep aid in Tylenol? Yup, diphenhydramine.

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[IrishAlkey]

Just have one of the tards drool on your feet!

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[reeshy]

Can I drool on your feet?????

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[Justice4all]

(no I do not want to envision her slopping that cream onto her vagina).


So now you leave US with the vision....THANKS KAT!!!
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[DJEvelEd]

So you're saying that you're Mom's Box's Juice may possibly have gotten on your toes?

Thats HOTT!!!


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[JPMNICK]

you should go to the dermatologist for some real cream

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[Katylina]

I finally sucked it up and went the dermatologist for some real cream.

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