Casual Hot Chinese Hostess observation # 206

[sr71blackbird]

Ive noticed this for the past few years at various upscale Chinese resturants: The hostess is a HOTTY Chinese girl!!



<center>
http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=8 </center>


<center><B>My Thanks to Just Jon, Reefdwella, ADF, Yerdaddy,Monsterone and Katylina for the sig-pic help and creation!</B></center>
<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=1>Which Witch Wished Which Wicked Wish?</marquee>

[sr71blackbird]

Also, ever notice in the take-out Chinese places the calendar behind the counter always has a picture of a drop-dead gorgeous Chinese girl?

<center>
http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=8 </center>


<center><B>My Thanks to Just Jon, Reefdwella, ADF, Yerdaddy,Monsterone and Katylina for the sig-pic help and creation!</B></center>
<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=1>Which Witch Wished Which Wicked Wish?</marquee>

[Tenbatsuzen]

Ive noticed this for the past few years at various upscale Chinese resturants: The hostess is a HOTTY Chinese girl!!





As opposed to an Italian girl being the hostess?

Will your next stunning observation be how wet water is?



<center><img src="http://s95227862.onlinehome.us/sigs/chadsig1.jpg"></center>

[Jennitalia]

i noticed that the cookies they serve at chinese restaraunts have little notes in them.

<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/Janice.jpg>

[sr71blackbird]

http://www.holtorama.com/2002/oct/best-frown.jpg

<center>
http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=8 </center>


<center><B>My Thanks to Just Jon, Reefdwella, ADF, Yerdaddy,Monsterone and Katylina for the sig-pic help and creation!</B></center>
<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=1>Which Witch Wished Which Wicked Wish?</marquee>

[TheMojoPin]

There's a girl that delivers from my favorite local Chinese place that is easily one of the most beutiful women I've seen in my life.

After making retarded small talk with her over the course of a few months, I finally asked her out. Ultimately we went out twice, but she ended up being as dumb as a sack of wet hammers, and I didn't get any.

Denied.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin">
1979 << I love my drug buddy... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Tenbatsuzen]

It's a running theme in ethnic restaurants to have a hot girl of similar ethnicity as the hostess.

Most chinese food places in the US, especially on the east coast, aren't run by the Chinese through... usually they are Korean or Japanese.



<center><img src="http://s95227862.onlinehome.us/sigs/chadsig1.jpg"></center>

[sr71blackbird]

I have been going to this resturant with Reefdweller on occasion and there is this hostess there that is so amazing, basically everone that she walks past kind of does the "jaw drop" and she seems to know it and Im always wondering what the busboys are thinking and if they see people checking her out and stuff.

<center>
http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=8 </center>


<center><B>My Thanks to Just Jon, Reefdwella, ADF, Yerdaddy,Monsterone and Katylina for the sig-pic help and creation!</B></center>
<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=1>Which Witch Wished Which Wicked Wish?</marquee>

[ChickenHawk]

Gooks are pretty hot.

<IMG SRC="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=ChickenHawk">
HORDE KING FOREVER!!! ORACLE NEVER!!!
<strike>Shock</strike>
<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=2><b>EMFA</b></font></marquee>[color=white]

[reeshy]

After making retarded small talk with her over the course of a few months, I finally asked her out. Ultimately we went out twice, but she ended up being as dumb as a sack of wet hammers, and I didn't get any.



maybe you're just a loser....hehehehehehehehe

[center]<IMG SRC="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=reeshy">
[center]

[Bulldogcakes]

If you have a really hot hostess, I'd put oysters on the menu. I'd bet they sell alot. How much sense does it make to have a REALLY hot hostess? The guys want to go back, but their dates never want to. I dont know about anyone else, but I almost never pick the restaurant.

[keithy_19]

Also, ever notice in the take-out Chinese places the calendar behind the counter always has a picture of a drop-dead gorgeous Chinese girl?


YES! Except it's not always a calender. Sometimes it's just a poster of one.

http://64.177.177.182/katylina/keithy.gif

[Se7en]

There's a girl that delivers from my favorite local Chinese place that is easily one of the most beutiful women I've seen in my life.

After making retarded small talk with her over the course of a few months, I finally asked her out. Ultimately we went out twice, but she ended up being as dumb as a sack of wet hammers, and I didn't get any.

Denied.

Give her my phone number.

<center><img border="0" src="http://se7enrfnet.homestead.com/files/bush.jpg" width="300" height="100">
<br>
Nov. 3, 2004 - It's official. Four more years!
There are those who said this day would never come.
What are they to say now? </center>

[torker]

Except it's not always a calender. Sometimes it's just a poster of one.


now my brain hurts

<IMG SRC=http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/users/41855e91zfa5977f1/torker131313/__sr_/9d0b.jpg?pfTAVpBBDyJC9dMU>
Tell Grandma you fell off the swing.

[sr71blackbird]

The girls on the calender/posters are always fucking hot as hell!

<center>
http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=8 </center>


<center><B>My Thanks to Just Jon, Reefdwella, ADF, Yerdaddy,Monsterone and Katylina for the sig-pic help and creation!</B></center>
<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=1>Which Witch Wished Which Wicked Wish?</marquee>

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Gooks are pretty hot.



White people are so scared of Yellow people

[Bulldogcakes]

Chinese girls are hhhhhhhhot. Beautiful, smart, elegant, tighter than teenagers. Sssssssssweeet! Then you get into the exotic flavors. Sweet sexy Korean, Full bodied Indonesian, Dark smokin Thai. Love American guys. Plus, they come from countries where women have little to no rights, so you can forget their birthday and they're cool with it. What else could a man want?

This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 11-27-04 @ 9:57 PM

[keithy_19]

Chinese girls are hhhhhhhhot. Beautiful, smart, elegant, tighter than teenagers. Sssssssssweeet! Then you get into the exotic flavors. Sweet sexy Korean, Full bodied Indonesian, Dark smokin Thai. Love American guys. Plus, they come from countries where women have little to no rights, so you can forget their birthday and they're cool with it. What else could a man want?



Sure thing Rivers.

http://64.177.177.182/katylina/keithy.gif

[FUNKMAN]

Quote

After making retarded small talk with her over the course of a few months, I finally asked her out. Ultimately we went out twice, but she ended up being as dumb as a sack of wet hammers, and I didn't get any.




maybe you're just a loser....hehehehehehehehe




nah, he's just your average commie pinko fag














;)

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/fm3_sig.jpg">

[Bulldogcakes]

[quote]There's a girl that delivers from my favorite local Chinese place that is easily one of the most beutiful women I've seen in my life.

After making retarded small talk with her over the course of a few months, I finally asked her out. Ultimately we went out twice, but she ended up being as dumb as a sack of wet hammers, and I didn't get any.





I personally find a sack of wet hammers to be rather stimulating, especially one with boobs and perfume on.
PS If she was so dumb, how come you didn't get any?
Sounds to me like YOU'RE the tool.



This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 11-27-04 @ 11:10 PM

[Bulldogcakes]

[quote]
Quote

After making retarded small talk with her over the course of a few months, I finally asked her out. Ultimately we went out twice, but she ended up being as dumb as a sack of wet hammers, and I didn't get any.




maybe you're just a loser....hehehehehehehehe




nah, he's just your average commie pinko fag


Thats an insult to average commie pinko fags everywhere.
He's definitely well below average

This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 11-27-04 @ 11:13 PM

[TheMojoPin]

I personally find a sack of wet hammers to be rather stimulating, especially one with boobs and perfume on.
PS If she was so dumb, how come you didn't get any?
Sounds to me like YOU'RE the tool.

Meh. Didn't click. If it doesn't happen, it doesn't happen. There's always the next one.

Who'd I call a tool?

Besides, nobody here is pinko-er, commie-er or faggier than me. I WIN AT LIFE!!!

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin">
1979 << I love my drug buddy... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 11-28-04 @ 12:32 AM

[Bulldogcakes]

"She was dumber than a sack of wet hammers"
"Who'd I call a tool?"


No further questions your honor

[Iamnotatool]

How the fuck did I get involved in Mojo's lack of pimphand??

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif>
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[TheMojoPin]

Dunno.

Apparently "tool" is a very versatile term.

Who knew?

Just be honored.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin">
1979 << I love my drug buddy... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[INFOSTUD]

Mojo:

I love the "dumb as a sack of wet hammers" line. Are dry hammers smarter than wet hammers?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v448/INFOSTUD/infostud.jpg

[East Side Dave]

Are dry hammers smarter than wet hammers?



Yes. They...nailed...their S.A.T.'s! HahAhahahaAahhAHAha!! I've heard a lot 'em alright but that one's the best I heard in 12 years yessir!

<img src=http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif>
Big Ass Mafia

Click this link (http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml) to hear my show on 90.5 The Night FM;
Friday and Saturday Night: Midnight to 5 AM you bastards!

This message was edited by East Side Dave on 11-28-04 @ 8:04 PM

[Bulldogcakes]

Bravo! Tip of my cap to the eastern one!


This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 11-28-04 @ 8:20 PM

[whiteboy1457]

ah yes the hot ones.... but first you gotta sort through the ugly bitches with crooked teeth

MASTA MEAT

[TheMojoPin]

Mojo:

I love the "dumb as a sack of wet hammers" line. Are dry hammers smarter than wet hammers?

It's great, isn't it?

I can't take credit. It's Foghorn Leghorn, all the way.

Besides, how dumb can a girl be if she's smart enough to NOT sleep with me?

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin">
1979 << I love my drug buddy... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."