At Work Orgasm

[sr71blackbird]

Did you ever have an orgasm at work?
Discuss!!

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[TheMojoPin]

Yes.

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I would be arrested.

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[sr71blackbird]

Ive had several! Sometimes even with other people! ;p

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[furie]

nope


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[mothershucker]

Not on my current job, but I tended bar for ten years, you do the math.

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

[Hottub]

After I was done with school, and working at the movie theater, it would have been a bad night if I didn't!!

Handy in the Mgr's office
BJ in the allyway leading to the mall.
Sticky's on the steps to the offices
and full penitration in the balcony during Thursday night private screenings!!



Good Times!!

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This message was edited by Hottub on 11-2-04 @ 9:10 PM

[Jennitalia]

An ex boyfriend and I used to work together at a car rental company. I used to use my hand on him after my shift while he was taking calls.
At another job, I banged a coworker at a company picnic after consuming large quantities of booze. Fun times


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[JohnnyCash]

Yup.

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[sr71blackbird]

An ex boyfriend and I used to work together at a car rental company. I used to use my hand on him after my shift while he was taking calls.


I wanna work with you! LOL :p

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[torker]

not at work

once at church

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[FUNKMAN]

i dated a co-worker named Sonia when i worked at St Francis Hospital... near the end of our relationship we had snuck up to the the top floor of the new Hospital they were building (it was next door and the kitchen was on the 10th floor) It must have been a weekend and there was noone in the building.

Anyway! she knew i wasn't taking the relationship seriously after 5 months so this is how she pays me back

we start making out and she's letting me grab anything i want. we lie down on the floor and she is on top of me. She had the hospital kitchen pants with the stretch waistband so she lets me slip her pants and her panties down to just below the top of her thigh. Now i start going gaga and get ready to take out my monster and what does she do?

she gets up, slips her pants back up and leaves

"hell knows no fury"

needless to say "that sucked"
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[Katylina]

i dated a co-worker named Sonia when i worked at St Francis Hospital... near the end of our relationship we had snuck up to the the top floor of the new Hospital they were building (it was next door and the kitchen was on the 10th floor) It must have been a weekend and there was noone in the building.

Anyway! she knew i wasn't taking the relationship seriously after 5 months so this is how she pays me back

we start making out and she's letting me grab anything i want. we lie down on the floor and she is on top of me. She had the hospital kitchen pants with the stretch waistband so she lets me slip her pants and her panties down to just below the top of her thigh. Now i start going gaga and get ready to take out my monster and what does she do?

she gets up, slips her pants back up and leaves

"hell knows no fury"

needless to say "that sucked"
:)

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Hahahaha-- I like this gal. No offense of course.

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[FUNKMAN]

Hahahaha-- I like this gal. No offense of course.


maybe she was mad at me for this other time:

she lived in a 5th floor apt with her Mom and sisters and her room was right across from the door to the apt. she gave me a key and i'd sneak through the two doors into her room.

this one night she got me so hot from foreplay that all i did was insert once "never even extracted once" blew my load and collapsed

all i heard was "Oh Ron!"

good times


needles to say I've worked my way up to two now...

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[Jennitalia]

Funkie, you absolutely rock!

I kinda did a similar thing to my first boyfriend. He'd want to have sex and I'd let him take it out and right before he'd stick it in, I'd push him away and say "no way." It wasn't easy being a virgin :eg:

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[PanterA]

yes.

this one night she got me so hot from foreplay that all i did was insert once "never even extracted once" blew my load and collapsed

all i heard was "Oh Ron!"

good times


needles to say I've worked my way up to two now...Dude...deep breathes and mind diversions.

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[FUNKMAN]

I kinda did a similar thing to my first boyfriend. He'd want to have sex and I'd let him take it out and right before he'd stick it in, I'd push him away and say "no way." It wasn't easy being a virgin


Thanks Jenni,

it's nice to know i haven't been the only one left standing with his dick in his hand...

literally
:)

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[MrPink]

if high school counts. then yes! went to the bathroom and squeezed one out

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me"

[SatCam]

That is my job!

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[reeshy]

I did once...but I was off that day!!!!!

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[reeshy]

I'd let him take it out and right before he'd stick it in, I'd push him away and say "no way." It wasn't easy being a virgin


I'd kill ya!!!!!!!!!!

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[A.J.]

Did you ever have an orgasm at work?


Yes -- after I got a good performance review and a fat raise.

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[BooBooKittyFuck]

my husband andi worked for a jaitorial company cleaning out the airplaine hangers, we snuck into a room and had the greatest sex.

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[Iamnotatool]

I'm horrified at you people. Work is for work.













Yeah, I have.

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[Reephdweller]

Yes.

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[sr71blackbird]

Sometimes theres nothing better than running a batch at work to take the edge off

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[BooBooKittyFuck]

sex in public is hot, any recommendations?

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[sr71blackbird]

I kinda like getting it on in the back of my minivan in parking lots..lol
I love the privacy glass!

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[FUNKMAN]

after i finish a batch i like to wash it down with an ice cold glass of milk

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[BooBooKittyFuck]

that is hot, we would have sex in every parking lot before we moved in together. the excitement from someone seeing thru his windshield made it even better.

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[Hottub]

sex in public is hot, any recommendations?


St. Patrick's Cathedral has been known to be a "Hot Spot!!"

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[Jennitalia]

There are a couple of guys at work I'd love to get off.

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[Katylina]

sex in public is hot, any recommendations?

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Thx PanterA for the cool Pic

I had sex in a car and a group of adolescent males walked by and peeked in the window. I got embarassed, made him drive around the block a few times, realized I still want to have sex and ended up in the same spot that we were caught having sex in the first place.

Another time I was fucking in the parking lot of the local library after hours and was caught by a really hot police officer. He let us off, and we finished on my bedroom floor on top of my stuffed animals with my parents in the next room.

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[torker]

There are a couple of guys at work I'd love to get off.



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[sr71blackbird]

I've had sex in the womens bathroom at an old job I had. I use to date this security guard and she was stationed at this abandoned factory in a trailer and I use to go meet here there after work and we would mess around and Id get her off (but didnt have "sex" and one day Im laying on the floor with her hovering bare assed above me as my fingers are working her frantically and shes squeeling and cumming & suddenly her boss stops by and knocks on the door and I could tell he could have easily seen us through the little window in the door.

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[East Side Dave]

At my old job- yes! And let me tell you, spanking it in a moving flower-delivery van on your way to a cemetary is risky business!!

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[curtoid]

Just walking into work gives me an orgasm. I always keep an extra set of clothes there.





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[Iamnotatool]

I use to date this security guard and she was stationed at this abandoned factory in a trailer and I use to go meet here there after work and we would mess around and Id get her off (but didnt have "sex" and one day Im laying on the floor with her hovering bare assed above me as my fingers are working her frantically and shes squeeling and cumming


Questoin, why were you not fucking her? Those beefy security guard "women" are usually such hotties!

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[Jennitalia]

maybe "she" was fucking him?

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[SpicyMcHaggis]

Well, it technically wasn't my job, but my girlfriend's at the time. She worked at a Victoria's Secret and invited me over during closing hours to pick her up. She teased and teased and then lead me to one of the dressing rooms. My first time and so far my best time.

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[monsterone]

and we finished on my bedroom floor on top of my stuffed animals




why am i the first 1 to point out how hot this is. you're all a bunch of fags!!!!!!!!

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

Not at my work, but after hours at my girlfriends when I was in El Paso. She worked in a Real Estate office. The hottest part was when, as I was doing her from behind, my fucking nose started to bleed. All over her.

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[FUNKMAN]

not sure if anybody mentioned it but the one about the 'stuffed animals" is really hot
















:)

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[sr71blackbird]

I have not had an orgasm at work in quite a while. I think today is the day!

[drjoek]

This thread did not need to be resurrected:flush:

[SatCam]

I have not had an orgasm at work in quite a while. I think today is the day!

those arent worms in the urinal

[jennysmurf]

those arent worms in the urinal

Dude.:nono:

[Don Stugots]

those arent worms in the urinal

baby jelly fish?

[Doogie]

those arent worms in the urinal

Ok...this is the reason right there this thread needs to be locked up...I am fucking dying on that one. Lets close this one on a high note.

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