dingo fails to eat baby

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<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/3998615.stm">wish I could take credit for that topic title, but I'm not that clever.</a>


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[Yerdaddy]

A family from Britain has had a lucky escape after a dingo walked into their hotel room in Australia and came dangerously close to their young baby.

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Fuck it from behind.

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[Snoogans]

its a dingo, its not like its a kangaroo, the dad shoulda run in and started kicking the shit outta the thing, right under his chin.
if i was this guy i would trapped the dingo, tied a rope around its neck, put the 5 year old on its back, and take bets if the kid could go the 8 seconds

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[BooBooKittyFuck]

ok... this is totally off topic but while reading the last post i have to say i love snoogan's posts. very creative and well stated!!

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Thx PanterA for the cool Pic

[FUNKMAN]

maybe it didn't eat the baby because it was a:

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i should be getting paid for this!

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[TheMojoPin]

its a dingo, its not like its a kangaroo, the dad shoulda run in and started kicking the shit outta the thing, right under his chin.

Contained within this quote is Snoogan's revelation that he thinks a kangaroo could kick his ass.

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

Have you boxed a kangaroo? I bet they could kick most people's asses. Of course, I'm not basing this off my own experience. A koala bear could leave me crumpled and bleeding.

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[TheMojoPin]

I'm looking at about 18 different objects in this room alone that, given that I manage the first hit, would take a kangaroo down with a single shot.

Face it...Snoogans was made a bitch by a 'roo at some point in his life.

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

i'm talking hand to hand fighting, no weapons, just you and Kanga.

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[TheMojoPin]

I'll mop the floor with that bitch like it was Betty White and I was a slit-starved Bea Arthur.

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

It's a shame that Roo boxing is probably illegal, or else I'd find a promoter.

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[Snoogans]

fuck yea a kangaroo would whip my ass. they are like 6 feet tall and a hell of alot faster than me. i suppose i could get lucky if the Roo wasnt ready for me, but most likely a roo would whip everyone on this boards ass

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[BooBooKittyFuck]

haven't you all seen kangaroo jack? Roo's can kick anyones ass.

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Thx PanterA for the cool Pic

[DarkHippie]

I'll mop the floor with that bitch like it was Betty White and I was a slit-starved Bea Arthur.
A Roo would toss you like a salad and leave ranch dressing all over your crumpled body.

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[Furtherman]

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[FUNKMAN]

don't fuck with them or you'll get a size 11 imprinted on your ass from them Dingo boots

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[TheMojoPin]

Tighten up your vaginas, ladies.

I've been kicking kangaroo ass since before you were sucking your mamas' teets.

Which, incidentally, was just earlier today.

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

Ha! I have here incontrovertable evidence that Mojo got his ass rocked by a 'roo.

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=kangaroo+boxing/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=11nerfeeh/*-http%3A//www.rinehart3-d.com/images/kangaroo-big.jpg

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[TheMojoPin]

My special helmet fell off!

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