My Taint is kinda lumpy...
The band "Impaled" probably has a "Hemorrhoid Song".
Here is their FABULOUS F‘ces Of Death:
Impaled: F‘ces Of Death lyrics
[music - Sean McGrath and Leon del Muerte]
[lyrics - Sean McGrath]
Desiccated flesh I peruse
Your vacuous form is devoid of all life
Poetry in motions
As yet another stiff goes under the knife
Soaked in the fluids of the dead
Mucous, blood, and pus
Your abdomen a quagmire
of maturating chyme
With preservatives and soaps
your innards I flush
Melting organs degenerate into foam
This unctuous melange
is disgorged into tureens
Down the drain,
your insides wash away
A cold empty shell,
the slate is wiped clean
Incruental - exsanguinated husk
Intubated - a trocar is thrust
ncarnadine - with offal you'll erupt
Your carcass I'll corrupt
Despumated - your ribcage is swabbed Detumescence - in solidifying globs
Devenustated - you've lost all your charm
In my incapable hands
you will surely come to harm
Your evacuated torso is stuffed
With soiled toilet tissue,
balled into clumps
Diarrhea is imbued with a smile
With my conspurcate concoction,
your body I defile
Inundated arteries now burst
In festering excreta, immersed
Your body is awash in disease
When I'm alone in the morgue,
I do as I please
Plugs of cotton soak up minor spills
(you're quite a mess)
The rich, foamy lather
of putrefying bungs
Your fetor is inhaled
with a thrill (I can't protest)
The flatulent bouquet
matures in my lungs
Exspiscating - my work didn't take
Exundated - the sutures proceed to break Exspuition - the contents are purged
Flesh and f‘ces are merged
Embalmed with septic mung
Capillaries choked with dung
A piss poor excuse
for an open casket funeral
Abdomen is sunken in
My fetid breath is laced with gin
Your cadaver on display
for the bereaved to mull
Or you can help ME write one....
Let's see:
[Music] Evel Ed
[Lyrics] Evel Ed.....?
[Title] "You Can Pick Your Hemorrhoids, But You Can't Pick Your Girlfriend's Nasty Kunt Scabs"
"Herorrhoids oh hemorrhoids"
"How do I love thee"
"Oh hemorrhoids"
"My f‘ces is coming out dented"
"with chili & onions it's scented"
(uh ummmmm.....what rhymes with "lump of Taint flesh"???)
<img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/originoffeces.jpg">
PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS
SPONSORED BY: "THE F’CESTOF C’SAR" BY ’SOP c464 B.C.
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BIG WET GAPING ’NUS FILLED WITH DIARRH’?
This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 11-12-04 @ 2:23 PM