What To Do With SIXTY dollars...

[DJEvelEd]

I have $60.00 burning a hole in my pocket. For that amount of money, I could:

a) Call the hooker delivery service and have a hot Mexican or Puerto Rican girl brought here to sit on my PP. It will last an hour and I can use my electric massager on my back afterwards

b) Get a deep tissue massage from a hot therapist with amazing hands. It will last for an hour and I can jerk off afterwards.

The hookers are awful at massaging and the therapist has a boyfriend so it's one or the other.

Decisions....decisions....

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[BooBooKittyFuck]

i go with the dirty hooker, she can strap the "back massager" on and massage you from the inside.

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[Mike Teacher]

My mind just instantly converted it into how much Shibby. Used to be booze.

Sad.

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[FUNKMAN]

leave 5 dollars for crab medicine

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[DJEvelEd]

I'm going with the professional massage because my back hurts and she is amazing with her fingers & elbows.





I like when I have a hard-on and she asks me to turn over. I try to think about baseball.

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[JPMNICK]

go for the massage. sounds like a good plan

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[Snoogans]

for 60 bucks you could actually pay for your cable ed

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[MHasegawa]

Get a haircut, take a shower, get a suit, get a fuckin job. I catch you here with a busket again, I'm gonna fuckin kill ya.

Who is Karim Garcia?? I no respect heem.
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[torker]

mouse pads on sale now at ronfez.net store

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[Snoogans]

Get a haircut, take a shower, get a suit, get a fuckin job. I catch you here with a busket again, I'm gonna fuckin kill ya.

that might be the funniest quote ive ever read on this board

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[DJEvelEd]

http://www.ilovechickenpoop.com/images/productImages/poop_zoom.jpg

Busket of Poop
$625.00

A package of 500 tubes of Chicken Poop.

Enough Chicken Poop for a small tibetan village. It gets cold up in those mountains, you can only imagine how chapped those Tibetan lips get.

BUSKET OF POOP (http://www.ilovechickenpoop.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=products.productDetail&productID=36)


Too expensive for me. Maybe a half busket...


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[BooBooKittyFuck]

I like when I have a hard-on and she asks me to turn over. I try to think about baseball.


ask her to massage that for you or is that extra?

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[armymad]

i say mail it to me

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