I thought Condi Rice was hot...

[Tenbatsuzen]

I was at work today, and I saw an Asbury Park Press lying on the table. I was about 10 feet away from the table, and looking at the paper on an angle.

Without reading the headline, I thought the picture on the page was of Angelina Jolie.

I walked up closer to the paper and realized it was just a really, really good picture of Condoleeza Rice, and I felt really, really dirty.

It wasn't just me though; I asked two different people and they thought it was Jolie too.



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[Doctor Manhattan]

Hold on, wait a tick.

<b>Someone's got to get a online copy of this picture. </b>

Edit: is this it?:<img src="http://hosted.ap.org/photos/D/DCPM10111161754-small.jpg">

It's from APP.com (ASBURY PARK PRESS) but it's an AP (Associated Press) hosted picture.

Angelina Jolie is one of the hottest people alive (take away Billy Bob or whatever you think of her, just on a physical level, she is beautiful!) Condoleeza Rice isn't hot and she either has a nasty scowl on her face or that fake smile.

I don't know how they can be confused.

You may have just crossed the line, Tenbat!


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This message was edited by SKW on 11-16-04 @ 1:52 PM

[DJEvelEd]

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[badorties]

i find it really hard to believe there's a good picture of that woman anywhere ... especially, any that treads into the 'hot' region ...

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This message was edited by badorties on 11-16-04 @ 1:57 PM

[torker]

I want to spackle her teeth.

(spacklible?)

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[ChickenHawk]

For shaaaame...

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[keithy_19]

Maybe you're going blind...

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[Tenbatsuzen]

Hold on, wait a tick.

<b>Someone's got to get a online copy of this picture. </b>

Edit: is this it?

No, that is not the picture.

The picture in question is a "bite" picture, , a closeup of her face, smiling, and she looks about four shades lighter than normal.

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[Recyclerz]

Although your condition seems to be more prevalent in Republican males, there's at least one normally right-thinking American male who agrees with you. Steve Earle of alt/country and John Walker's Blues fame has a fake reggae song on his new album called Condi, Condi wherein he (unironically, to my ear) offers to show our soon-to-be Secy. of State a good time.
Click, scroll down and click again for a not very good sample of this song. (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0002IQHV6/qid=1100637191/sr=2-1/ref=pd_ka_b_2_1/104-8294921-9664762)

To get the inevitable over with and to turn this into a "Would you hit it?" thread let me go on the record with a Yes, but only if she promised to drop the (ahem) Bush Doctrine (bad pun not intended but noted) of preemptive war from America's foreign policy.



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[Doctor Manhattan]

The picture in question is a "bite" picture, , a closeup of her face, smiling, and she looks about four shades lighter than normal.

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/11/16/rice.powell/top.1516.rice.file.ap.jpg

Is this it?

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[DarkHippie]

Although your condition seems to be more prevalent in Republican males, there's at least one normally right-thinking American male who agrees with you. Steve Earle of alt/country and John Walker's Blues fame has a fake reggae song on his new album called Condi, Condi wherein he (unironically, to my ear) offers to show our soon-to-be Secy. of State a good time.
However, the best song on the album is "F the CC"

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[MrPink]

i used to think she was hot back in 2000, but now not hot but still id hit it.

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[NewYorkDragons80]

She's a good looking woman aside from the gap in her teeth.

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[FUNKMAN]

she seemed prettier in pictures when she was younger and looked to have been a bit heavier

it reminds me of Madonna. i liked her better earlier in her career

although she looked great in that movie where she gets stranded on an island with Peepee



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[Tenbatsuzen]

Is this it?



No. It was an EXTREME closeup of her face. Only the top of her hairline was visible. Chin to hairline, that was about it, and as I said, she was even lighter than that.



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[Doctor Manhattan]

and as I said, she was even lighter than that.


I see, lighter = hotter?

You're gettin' this:

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This message was edited by SKW on 11-17-04 @ 8:45 AM

[mothershucker]

Yeah, she is hot in an ugly woman with nasty teeth kind of way........................no, wait, she aint even that.................she is nasty.

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

[YoungJersey]

EWWW.......dude not cool.

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[JerryTaker]

"Condoleeza Rice is nice, but I prefer 'A-Roni'"

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[Bulldogcakes]

Sounds like a bad acid flashback to me. Was Angelina covered in green mushrooms and blue puppies?