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cumbiero_81

11-19-2004, 11:18 AM

Wanna get ripped off? (http://www.melonfarmers.co.uk/sssoho.htm)

I remember when I went to London in August of 2002 that I unknowingly stepped in to one of these strip bars know an as "clip joints".

I first paid a 5 pound entrance fee.. then I was led downstairs by these pretty English "hostess".. She asked if I was drinking something and I said yes.. got my drink and was told that would be 50 pounds! I was liek forget it, but she showed me a menu with a ridiculous VAT tax and told me they had CCTV of me agreeing when I paid the entrance fee..

I saw at least that girl and some old foreign girl strip but I was there for like 1 hour & a half thr whole time.. 2 dances only!!!!

I saw other people get duped into this and they refused to pay but were taken away by some heavy looking dudes (ass kicking?)..

Anyway.. has this happened to any of you here in the U.S or overseas?

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walking joint

11-19-2004, 11:23 AM

yeah..i got married and haven't seen my wife naked since...and to get out of it i have to give up at least 1/2 of what i own. i'm such a sucker.

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mdr55

11-19-2004, 11:30 AM

We went to Maryland to visit our buddy. And there was a strip of bars/entertainment places with staff outside yelling "beautiful women.......perfect 10's...blah blah blah". We went into one and walked right back out. My boy goes "I thought you said the girls were perfect 10's" and the dude replies back "After a couple of drinks they'll all look like perfect 10s". We finally ended up going to this bar where the women were wearing bikinis and decided to call it a night.

torker

11-19-2004, 11:31 AM

the old "champagne hustle"

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Yerdaddy

11-19-2004, 12:21 PM

Went into a Soho clip joint in '97. Same scam as in the article and cumbiero's story except that I never saw a stripper. The waitress told me the coke she brought me would cost me the same as the œ150 champaign and I spent the next 15 minutes trying to find out if the coke came with a happy ending. Finally when I said I wasn't paying and was leaving the goons stopped me at the bottom of the steps. I pulled an Anthony Michael Hall/Weird Science routine and acted the tough guy figuring nothing else was going to work. I think I even told the waitress to shut the fuck up. One of the guys was a black guy and if he was'nt British he never would have stood for the shit I talked to them. But they bought it and let me walk out without paying a dime. Couple months later I got a letter threatening me with a lawsuit (only them did I remember them taking my license in the back when I first went in). I hung the letter on my fridge like a paper plate with macaroni glued onto it. I never heard from them again.

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TheMojoPin

11-19-2004, 06:32 PM

I've been to London several times in my life and have never once had the briefest, tiniest desire to see a British stripper.

*Shudders*

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ADF

11-19-2004, 07:15 PM

In South Korea, they have these bars which are filled with "Juicy Girls." No, they don't have a overly-lubricated vagina. They try to get you to buy them "drinks" which are pretty much just pineapple juice or whatever. If you refuse, they'll just move on and talk to somebody else, which isn't much of a loss if you don't feel like trying to comprehend broken English. Some of them are hot, though. If you pay the mama-san enough money (around 100 bucks or so), you can have the privilege of taking the girl out for dinner or whatever. It's amounts to legal prostitution, only you're not guaranteed any action. Dinner can just mean dinner. It's usually just some thing where the girl strings along a rube who's trying to get into her panties.

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