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WNEWstinks
11-20-2004, 06:19 PM
Last Thursday I signed up to do something I always wanted to do. This makes me feel good that i'm giving back to others and will be very helpful.

I want to work my way up and become highly respected and make as much money as I can ( and hopefully watch a Yankee game for free every now and then).

I want to seek any knowledge from those who can offer on what I can look foward to.

Thank you.

I'M GETTING BILLY STAPLES BIG ASS CARD!!!

Snoogans
11-20-2004, 06:23 PM
first of all i guarentee you are lying and just heard the commercial, and 2, you are the last person id want to be a cop. you will probably harrass kids and old women and hit blacks with the night stick


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furie
11-20-2004, 06:43 PM
I almost went into the NYPD. My father, my grandfather, and a good portion of my uncles were cops in the city. I didn't go because the money sucked, I just couldn't see myself surviving on what they make, so I went into the DOJ.

When are you going into the academy?


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smiler grogan
11-20-2004, 06:44 PM
I thought you moved out of the new york area.
Anyway my wife is in the academy right now and its not easy. Just getting in was a pain in the ass, and now its constant work with instructors berating you the whole time. I get the feeling your a chubby lad if thats the case start running now or you will never pass the physical requirements to get in.

smiler grogan
11-20-2004, 06:47 PM
another thing ,didnt you just graduate high school? You need 2 years of college now to get in.

Snoogans
11-20-2004, 06:47 PM
dude he is full of shit, so dont even sweat it

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furie
11-20-2004, 06:51 PM
chubby? i thought he was part of the ILEP (interstate lifeguard exchange program)


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SatCam
11-20-2004, 06:52 PM
As respectible as that may be, I think the NYPD requires an IQ higher than 65. I hate to spoil your dreams.

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Snoogans
11-20-2004, 06:53 PM
no no, insterstate was the name of the condo complex he sits around at pretending he is the lifeguard

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SatCam
11-20-2004, 06:53 PM
chubby? i thought he was part of the ILEP (interstate lifeguard exchange program)

Atleast he's got a head start on the water portion of the training!

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ADF
11-20-2004, 07:19 PM
I'm going to join the Moon Patrol.

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furie
11-20-2004, 07:28 PM
i love that game.


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LiquidCourage
11-20-2004, 07:30 PM
Good luck!

TheMojoPin
11-20-2004, 07:58 PM
Wow, it's pretty fucking hard to join the NYPD when you've already moved your lying ass to Delaware. (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/81/Topic/40832/page/I_m_moving_to_Delaware.htm)

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WNEWstinks
11-21-2004, 03:03 PM
My grandmother lives in howard beach, so I'm going to use her address with everything.

I'm almost done with jr. college.

The starting pay is almost 40k, and it will just go up there after.

I'M GETTING BILLY STAPLES BIG ASS CARD!!!

Snoogans
11-21-2004, 03:05 PM
Your dumbass is aware this isnt like fuckin Rec Basketball, you do have to pass tests, not only physical, but mental and emotional tests. even if you arent lying, which you are, you dont have a chance

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mikeyboy
11-21-2004, 03:30 PM
I'm waiting for a post from WNEWStinks asking if he should joing the NYPD or the police department.

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Snoogans
11-21-2004, 03:31 PM
it doesnt look like your gettin any votes here either, WNEW

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Reephdweller
11-21-2004, 03:35 PM
I'm waiting for a post from WNEWStinks asking if he should joing the NYPD or the police department.


Better yet he should try becoming a cop.

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TheMojoPin
11-21-2004, 06:10 PM
He's already a public dick, so he'll make detective in no time.

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sr71blackbird
11-21-2004, 06:17 PM
Welcome back Bunny, I mean, WNEWstinks. ;p

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INFOSTUD
11-21-2004, 07:24 PM
This is great news! Maybe you can track guys who underage girls. A lot of these guys pose as lifeguards and atttend these girls' birthday parties.

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Mike Teacher
11-21-2004, 08:05 PM
He's already a public dick, so he'll make detective in no time.


hit that winning cowbell!

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TastelessGinny
11-21-2004, 08:51 PM
you will probably harrass kids and old women and hit blacks with the night stick

But that don't make him a bad person.

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