"It" always knows when I'm home.

[PanterA]

Every time I'm driving home from work as soon as I get close to my house "It" knows.

A sudden urge to piss hits me like a ton of bricks!

Not when I'm in the office before I leave, but the second I make that final turn down my block, like clockwork, I have to start wiggling to hold back the urge to piss myself. It's like my bladder is playing a game of chance with me everyday. It starts off as a wiggle in my seat as I quickly park the car. Then turns into a 2 step shuffle as I check my mail, to an all out running in place, pinching it shut, and quivering in fear as I desperately try to get the keys into the door.

Now I've tried to avoid this by trying to go before leaving work, but it never wants to go. I think my bladder enjoys this game.

How does it know when to start the urge in the same place every time? Does this happen to anyone else?

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

I have that same issue. And not only that. When I'm sleeping, if I have to pee, I'll suddenly get a nightmare that wakes me up with a start.

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[Mike Teacher]

Kat will chime in here to verify, but teachers are just Always holding it. I have no idea why, but the 'i gotta pee' signal gets sublimated or something, coz Pantera I wont even be thinking about it and then I'm home and instantly, from Zero to "Holy Shit I Gotta Go NOW!" in nanoseconds.

so THATS Why they Really call you Bobby PEE!

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[furie]

it hits me as soon as i hit the ocean parkway. Because I know i've got a good 15 miles before the nearest bathroom.


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[Katylina]

Kat will chime in here to verify, but teachers are just Always holding it. I have no idea why, but the 'i gotta pee' signal gets sublimated or something, coz Pantera I wont even be thinking about it and then I'm home and instantly, from Zero to "Holy Shit I Gotta Go NOW!" in nanoseconds.

so THATS Why they Really call you Bobby PEE!

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It doesn't help that you need to chug those water bottles all day long because if you don't you will lose your voice...

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[Mike Teacher]

It doesn't help that you need to chug those water bottles all day long because if you don't you will lose your voice...


and the dreaded Chalk Lung.

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[sr71blackbird]

That happens to me now and again too, and I get very tempted to just pull over somewhere and piss out in the back of a parking lot or something. I had this one thing happen to me once after I ate at the California Pizza Kitchen and I ate something that didnt agree with me and I feel Im gonna crap my pants and Im trying to make it home like a mad man and Im speeding and weaving around slow cars and I make it to my street and I get pulled over by a cop who was following me. I was like "I cant stay here and accept a ticket, I need tpo go to the bathroom NOW!" and he was like... What?? I told him what happened and he let me go! Probably the one and only time that ever worked. Sometimes I have this annoying neighbor that sees me pull up and she asks me stuff and she only seem to come over when my bladders ready to burst!
The Greasman use to have this segment on his show called "brown capping" and people would call in with their worst experiences when they just couldnt get to the bathroom in time..it was pretty funny.

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[FUNKMAN]

Does this happen to anyone else?



only when it's cold outside...

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[MrPink]

that always happened to me when the bus was gettin close to my house in high school

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[East Side Dave]

It happens to me, too, when I drink a lot of liquids: we're talkin' yer waters, yer milks, yer sodas...things of that nature.........liquids...

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[Snoogans]

anytime i have to take a piss, the urge increases as soon as i walk through the bathroom door, its like your bladder knows your right there and is gettin ready to go to work

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[East Side Dave]

You don't speak for my bladder.

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[Bulldogcakes]

IGNORE IT. It'll go away. The more you think about it the worse it gets. I spend half my day driving around with no bathroom prospects sometimes for hours. IGNORE IT. You'd be amazed how 10 minutes later you forgot all about it, then once you realize you've forgotten, and are therefore thinking about it again, it comes back. So just dont think about it, no matter how bad it seems. It works for me.

[TheMojoPin]

Just happened to me. I got home ten minutes ago, and had to race to the bathroom as soon as I hit the steps of my apartment building. Up until that second, I was fine...in fact, I took a leak like 15 minutes before I left work!

My penis is an evil mastermind.

Now please, everyone discuss my wang.

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[Bulldogcakes]

My penis is an evil mastermind.

Now please, everyone discuss my wang.

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From what I hear, there's not much to talk about

[zathrus]

have you tried going before you leave the office?


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[TheMojoPin]

That's what I did. I went out of my way to take a leak about 15 minutes before I left work, and it takes me about five minutes to get home to my apartment, so it was just 20 minutes. And it wasn't like I was chugging water or anything. I just ALWAYS have to be when I get home from work.

From what I hear, there's not much to talk about

You were talking to other people about my penis?

SCORE.

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[Bulldogcakes]

Sounds like your penis needs to be housebroken. I'm going through this right now with a puppy. Be firm with your penis, and keep your commands simple. When it goes at the wrong times, say "No! Bad penis! Bad! Bad!" Then put it on a leash and take it outdoors. Be sure to praise your penis when it goes at the right times. "What a good little peepee yes, yes, little peewee's a gooood boy" It may take a few weeks, but eventually it should get the idea.

[TheMojoPin]

It ain't called "punching the clown" for nuthin'.

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[FUNKMAN]

the worst is:

i wear alot of sweat pants with the 'string-tie' in the waistline and there are times when i can just about hold it, rush to the john, and as i pull the string to undo the tie it makes a knot...

you try to force your sweats down but that would mean ripping about 6 layers of skin off your hips or breaking the string so now i have to rush to the silverware drawer for a fork to get the knot out because i bite my nails and can't get the knot out for diddly with my fingers

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[Melrapuo]

The easy way to fix this is to figure out when you drink the water that eventually becomes the piss that you always have this urge to...piss. When you do, you can always delay it or do it earlier so you don't have to worry about having to pee at the worst times. Happened to me a lot in High School, and it helped me get through the day knowing when and where I was gonna be when I had to go.

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[Bulldogcakes]

On thing about sweatpants. You gotta make sure your totally done peeing.
Because if your in a rush, and try to stop too fast, you're walking
around with a quarter size pee stain for the next 20 minutes